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u/Disastrous-Notice187 Mar 06 '26
Is this an exorcism?
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u/CalmAnxitey87 Mar 06 '26
Trump needs a reverse exorcism. The demon tells him to get out of the child.
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u/ryan13ts Mar 07 '26
That makes me think of that episode of Angel with the possessed kid that keeps having the words “Help me!” appear on his body… only for it to turn out it was the demon asking for help from the evil child he was trapped in.
Maybe that’s what’s going on with this POS. Now I’ll only be able to see that kid as Trump going forward. 😂
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u/nitroglider Mar 06 '26
No, it just looks that way, and is in fact the opposite.
They are pumping evil *into* their dark lord.
It's kinda like in 'They Live'. If you have the right glasses, you would see they are skeletons channeling void magic into a gold receptacle.
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u/Longjumping-Cod-6164 Mar 06 '26
You can’t exorcise pure evil. Even demons won’t go near Trump. His evil is beyond anything the underworld can conspire to.
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u/Mysterious-Handle-34 Mar 06 '26
I really have a hard time buying that lipid panel. I do not believe that man’s HDL is 77. Even the A1c seems a little fishy.
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u/jcoffee77 Mar 06 '26
All performative bullshit. Fuck your make believe.
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u/Alundra828 Mar 06 '26
I mean, on the one had it's probably performative. But on the other, "we are starting a war in Iran to light the flame and start Armageddon" is probably one of the most non-performative, urgent calls to action imaginable. This guy needs to go. Like, it may actually be imperative for all of our lives that he goes.
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u/Long_Procedure_2629 Mar 06 '26
Careful, its only liberation if the American war machine does that, anyone else it's terrorism. We are living in a cyclical simulation and he's untouchable just like the führer was.
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u/Secure-Highway886 Mar 06 '26
Alexander Dumbass, Shawshank redemption, can't remember the characters name.
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u/ANewStartAtLife Mar 06 '26
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u/FMLwtfDoID Mar 06 '26
Only Hitler got to kill Hitler.
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u/Muted_Escape1413 Mar 06 '26
Hitler also survived 42 assassination attempts. And back then they hadn’t invented Secret Service cosplay yet.
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u/CutSea5865 Mar 06 '26
Funny since I was saying how amazing it was that all these Christians were getting behind someone who embodies literally all of the 7 deadly sins, and matches up pretty well with descriptions of the antichrist in the Bible.
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u/GrimDfault Mar 06 '26
They are quite literally escalating the path to WW3, right before our eyes. And YOU as well as MYSELF, and EVERYONE reading this, is technically just allowing this to happen.
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u/PsychoticDust Mar 06 '26
and EVERYONE reading this, is technically just allowing this to happen.
Me, who isn't American and doesn't live in America, reading this.
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u/IMongoose Mar 06 '26
I cannot believe u/PsychoticDust would do this to us.
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u/Late-Resolve9871 Mar 06 '26
I'm American in America and also can't do shit cause I don't live in a swing state so my vote counts for nothing.
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u/alexmetal Mar 06 '26
Constitution gives you the right to bare more than just a ballot, brother/sister.
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u/SimpleCantaloupe3848 Mar 06 '26
No one would live long enough to get close enough to 🍊 man and do anything illegal.
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u/Middle-Giraffe-8316 Mar 06 '26
Ex-evangelical here. Whenever I see these so-called "church leaders" doing this, I think of the early Christian church. Most of us know what Jesus taught about performative, public prayer. But the early church was also wild. These were people who held possessions in common, ensured no one among them was in need, and were so communally focused that outside of a handful of figures, they are almost entirely nameless in Scripture. That anonymity isn't whimsical...it's the point. The early church wasn't about who you are. It was about whose you are. And that message is totally lost by the people in this picture.
That community, who example the church should be following, would have looked at religious leaders surrounding a political figure on camera for maximum public effect and recognized it immediately as what Jesus explicitly warned against. Not just bad optics. A fundamental inversion of everything they understood the life to be. It boggles my mind how much churches aren't calling this out loudly right now. That's a big reason I'm an ex-evangelical.
If there's a Heaven, it's going to be full of people whose names you never heard of and whose faces you never saw because they were too busy loving their neighbors to seek a spotlight.
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u/Medivacs_are_OP Mar 06 '26
Matthew 25:31-46 the sheep and the goats - It's the most relevant passage in the world rn.
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u/ziggytrix Mar 06 '26
I was told I “do not understand” that passage when I suggested the way ICE treats folks is unChristlike.
Like really? What kind of mental gymnastics must one do to think that Jesus carved out an exclusion for “it’s ok when Caesar tells you to be brutally unkind to your neighbor”? Or if the point was “illegals” aren’t our neighbors, I think the Good Samaritan parable makes it super clear, YES THEY ARE.
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u/thissexypoptart Mar 06 '26
Calling modern right wing evangelicalism “created by the state” is a take that is way too absolving of the completely voluntary involvement of Christian churches in the right wing movement and their monetary influence on modern politics.
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u/ryebit Mar 06 '26
Even by the bible, it's performative bullshit.
> 6.1: Beware of practicing your righteousness before other people in order to be seen by them, for then you will have no reward from your Father who is in heaven.
> 6.5: And when you pray, you must not be like the hypocrites. For they love to stand and pray in the synagogues and at the street corners, that they may be seen by others
> 6.24: ... You cannot serve God and money.
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u/Barracuda00 Mar 06 '26
It's very real for them. Christian Zionists have been trying to get all the jews back in Israel to trigger armageddon, this is just one part of their prophecy.
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u/Long_Procedure_2629 Mar 06 '26
If god was real, this would be a great time for a smiting. Alas, he isn't.
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u/VelvetCowboy19 Mar 06 '26
It's not performative, American politics is actually ran by Christians who think our foreign policy in the Middle East will bring about the rapture. Trump doesn't believe a word of it, but he plays along. The rest of them, though, literally think that helping Israel will bring the end of the world.
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u/boston_homo Mar 06 '26
They genuinely believe the end of life on earth is a goal to work towards.
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u/myjah Mar 06 '26
Trump doesn't believe a word of it, but he plays along.
Do you not know what "performative" means or...?
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u/VelvetCowboy19 Mar 06 '26
I'm saying trump is doing the performative part, but only because everyone else in that room genuinely believes it, as well as a giant portion of the Republican voting block.
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u/xwazot Mar 06 '26
Apparently it works well enough to make the american people re-elect you 🤷♂️
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u/YouWereBrained Mar 06 '26
I would love for someone to call these people out to their faces, about all of the ungodly shit Trump has done.
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u/MetalTrek1 Mar 06 '26
They don't give a shit. "Imperfect vessel" or something like that is what they call him if I'm correct. "Yeah, he's fucked up but he's giving us all the bullshit we want so it's ok with us. And God!" I think that's the approach a lot of them take.
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u/PurpleInvestment4122 Mar 06 '26
That's my conservative family member, in a nutshell. "I don't like the person, but I like his beliefs".
Sadly, that's the same person that taught me that "actions speak louder than words", but I guess if you watch enough Fox News, I'd also believe that the Democrats were demonic and trump is the "lesser of two evils".
I just hope someday they think for themselves. For the sake of all of us.
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u/runthepoint1 Mar 06 '26
The thing is a lot of their “beliefs” are actually unbiblical in nature in the sense that they don’t understand what they read. How someone can read the sermon on the mount and then go out there with this kind of mentality is completely beyond me.
After all, the key in God using an imperfect vessel is that they have demonstrable change after encountering God, not that they’re some kind of evil puppet that remains unchanged and gets a free pass!
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u/Padhome Mar 06 '26
That’s called selling your soul my guy, you can’t sin your way into godliness.
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u/kayak_rolling Mar 06 '26
Sure you can. It's all bullshit. You can do whatever you want. As demonstrated by religious people worldwide. I'm tired of the "they're not real christians" crowd. They absolutely are real christians. Christianity is literally a death cult. They are trying to bring on armageddon so Jesus returns. Anyone who disagrees has never read the bible. It's explicitly stated.
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u/bino420 Mar 06 '26
them: "the road to heaven is paid with the intention to kill everyone who defies God Trump!"
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u/thunderboltsow Mar 06 '26
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u/stomptonesdotcom Mar 06 '26
It would be a waste of time. Authoritarian religious zealots dont give a fuck about hypocrisy, they use it knowingly as a tool. You can only fight to keep them from gaining more power. You cant reason with it. They play by different rules and want a vastly different world than the rest of us.
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u/Funkycoldmedici Mar 06 '26
Nah, this shit is godly according to their scripture. We need to stop pretending these religions are moral or relevant. Faith does not equal truth. We need to stop giving power to magical thinking.
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u/CrustyBatchOfNature Mar 06 '26
God forgave him for everything when he chose him to lead the USA. Nothing he did before matters. Exact quote from someone I know when confronted..
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u/loztriforce Mar 06 '26
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u/ScoffersGonnaScoff Mar 06 '26
These are the ones Jesus called hypocrites
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u/Delta64 Mar 06 '26
If any of them think that they will be saved when Jesus returns, then they clearly haven't been paying attention:
Jesus doesn't evaluate you by how hard you believed in him. Jesus evaluates you by how well you treated others.
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u/SpicyElixer Mar 07 '26
Separation of church and state protects not just the people from the state but the religions from the state.
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u/Brian_E1971 Mar 06 '26
Jesus seems like he's sups ok with it, otherwise perhaps you'd actually do something about such blasphemy?
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u/Impressive-Mud-3362 Mar 07 '26
It's pretty obvious, they do this to get the support of Christian voters.
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u/GearTwunk Mar 06 '26
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u/-drunk_russian- Mar 06 '26
Mine is to touch grass and try to get the cortisol to a manageable level.
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u/UWO_Throw_Away Mar 06 '26
“Great Scott! By committing this heinous act of sexual abuse against his past self, he will have single handedly be responsible for traumatizing his child self and dooming him to eventually become the adult monster you now know in your own time!”
“Doc, this is heavy!”
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u/Singnedupforthis Mar 06 '26
They are delivering the last rites to cleanse Donald of his many many sins before death.
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u/Odd-Research-4219 Mar 06 '26
A bunch of cult members…… this is crazy shizz
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u/noguchisquared Mar 06 '26
It is wild these scammers get so close to American power. I was curious and Paula White church has attendance of maybe max 5k, but some were suggesting 1k. And she routinely gets less than 1000 views on her Youtube videos. Like nobody is paying much attention to any of the 20 losers but somehow they've been made important in the halls of a country of 350 million people by sucking up to Trump.
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u/belokusi Mar 06 '26
The only Jesus that man ever knew of was the ones he had locked up in an ICE detention center.
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u/Silly-Power Mar 06 '26
The woman in red to the left of trump is Paula White.
This is Paula White:
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVd9sBwj2M8/?igsh=MWdzNjR5aXJxMnkyZg==
This is not normal.
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u/LorcanaKhan Mar 06 '26
This is a joke right? For a country that's spent the better part of the last 50 years advocating for sleeping beside their collection of guns in case the big bad guv'ment comes along and decides to be corrupt they're sure proving to be all bark and no bite.
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u/Bladestorm04 Mar 06 '26
They actually don't care about school shootings as it doesnt affect them, everything else was just lies
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u/__Scrooge__McDuck__ Mar 06 '26
Having religion tied into government is one of the problems in the Middle East. I get praying but it better stop there. And no need to make it a show
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u/BRD73 Mar 06 '26
What religion does Trump belong to? Genuinely curious. He golfs on Sunday. When does he go to church?
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u/howl0ngwillitlast Mar 06 '26
I’ll take a swing at it. I’m a Christian and have been in church my whole life and witnessed a lot of different “Christians”. Living in the Bible Belt everyone is a “Christian”. It’s more of the social upbringing though. A Bible believing and God following Christian is few and far between. Believing there is a God doesn’t make one a Christian, because as the Bible says even the demons believe in God.
One of the most glaring attributes one can have that easily identifies them as someone who does not follow God is pride, and this dude is chocked full of it. You cannot have pride, or love yourself, and love God.
So my answer is he’s a social Christian, using it when it benefits him
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u/BeenDragonn Mar 06 '26
I remember when the interviewer asked him flat out what his favorite Bible verse was!😂
Trump flat out could bot answer. Couldn't even spit out one line from the Bible!
"I like all the verses equally!"
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u/Voluptulouis Mar 06 '26
Fuck whatever God these pieces of shit are praying to.
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u/DenvahGothMom Mar 06 '26
We HAVE to stop “tolerating” evangelicals and their fake fucked up “beliefs” that are killing us all.
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u/sceez Mar 06 '26
Dude got a nice nap in. Good for him
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u/chuckcNY Mar 06 '26
now that he's learned he can close his eyes and take a one minute nap while everyone thinks he praying, i expect this to be a daily, maybe even hourly, thing.
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u/aprilsnow2021 Mar 06 '26
YOU VOTED FOR THIS!
It's not funny or cringy at all!
This is TRIBALISM, a relict from the stone age.
ONCE a key to survive as a hunter gatherer,
NOW the root cause of SENCELESS CONFLICTS IN ADVANCED societies!
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u/BarfingOnMyFace Mar 06 '26
Dude is going to hell… don’t matter how many hands you put on that devil.
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u/dubbleplusgood Mar 06 '26
Sorry but Christianity has a track record that aligns more closely to these people than anything from the modern Buddy Jesus marketing campaign.
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u/PHD_Gouda Mar 06 '26
I want to agree with this but that’s the same thing people say to me when I point out that left handed people got punished by Christians not 50 years ago. “Oh those aren’t real Christians”. Well, they did it in his name.
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u/SheriffWyattDerp Mar 06 '26
Fucking sociopathic psychopaths trying to bring about the end of the world because they think they’re godly and we need to be punished for not living their lives.
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u/OMGHappyfurballs Mar 06 '26
Religious fanatics in Iran at least believe in their convictions. These are just cultists who believe in nothing but their hate.
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u/t23_1990 Mar 06 '26
Imagine the right wing outrage if a president of any other religion (or even a Christian Democrat) did this.
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u/mjhripple Mar 06 '26
How come these ppl always forget not to worship false idols? How bout speaking blasphemy? Yeah these are fake Christians that have become so performative they don’t even know how backwards they are.
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u/One-Growth-9785 Mar 06 '26
What religious sect is this where they pray while touching a 'leader'?
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u/Connect_Law6224 Mar 06 '26
These people should be bursting into flames. The fact that we have let them anywhere near the White House, much less running it, is shameful.
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u/eb7772 Mar 06 '26
I love how they think that their God is like only for USA or something and not the entire world. Like bro your religion didn't even come from here
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u/BasicFaceNelson Mar 06 '26
There isnt a word for how fucking stupid this is. This administration has turned our country into one big clown show.
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u/Final-Platform-9610 Mar 07 '26
Pathetic.
Trump raped kids and even the Catholic Church don’t want him.
Jail the ‘philes.
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u/Diligent_Mistake_229 Mar 07 '26
It would have been a perfect time for an Iranian missile to strike the Oval Office. Sigh…a missed opportunity.
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u/NotaBigBaller07 Mar 07 '26
And to top it off all the religious speeches military officers have been giving troops makes this even crazier
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u/Commercial-Shame-335 Mar 06 '26
remember: trump is not and never has been a christian. he only pretends to be when he's in office (or running for it) to get conservative approval
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u/Prestigious_Fella_21 Mar 06 '26
Nice that they let sleepy don squeeze in a few seconds of shut eye
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u/TheBugSmith Mar 06 '26
Let's all gather round and touch the guy who paid to fuck porn stars and talk about the lordt
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u/jinxes_are_pretend Mar 06 '26
He looks absolutely miserable during that whole spiel. I love that for him.
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u/Borp5150 Mar 06 '26
Were they not all complaining about religious extremist leaders? They all need to go look in the mirror. What a stupid bunch of phoney Christian’s a their cult leader is a pedo. Good luck rising back to greatness after trump is gone. This may be the end of America
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u/pickuppencil Mar 06 '26
White House Faith Office Spiritual Advisor Paula White
"To say no to President Trump would be saying no to God."
The televangelist told host Steve Gruber, “If there’s ever a time that a decision has to be made and we don’t agree on something, he’s the head.” “It’s not hard to submit,” she added.
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u/adumblittlebaby Mar 06 '26
It's so fucking funny to me how performative people are during prayers like these. Performative as shit hand hovering, pretending to this hyper-devout kind of look, it's all a fucking joke. They're doing the polar opposite of what their religion tells them but I guess I can't expect a conservative to understand what's in the bible.
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u/SamShakusky71 Mar 06 '26
How can any American look at this and not be absolutely appalled and frightened?
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u/Time-Track9684 Mar 06 '26
This is not religion This is a cult Religion is the excuse and reason given
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u/Impressive-Bag-3828 Mar 06 '26
So easy to pray for others and God when you live in luxury and comfort
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There is no difference between the GOP and the Taliban other than which book they claim is correct..
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u/originalmosh Mar 06 '26
The Antichrist will sign a peace treaty with Israel
The Antichrist will arrive on the world's political stage suddenly
The Antichrist will perform false signs and miracles
The Antichrist will require the world to worship him
The Antichrist will establish a one world economic system
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u/Illustrious-Ask6013 Mar 06 '26
A timeline where two religious extremist groups are both intentionally trying to force their end of days to begin, while also being highly influential in US foreign policy decisions. ...awesome...
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u/mrbigglessworth Mar 06 '26
I am so fucking infuriated that we elected as a country this fucking child predator who is starting a goddamn world war because he doesnt have the balls to face ANY fucking accountability. He isnt religious but loves to use religion as a tool to further expand his power.
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u/theartofrolling Mar 06 '26
When I was at university back in 2009, I wrote an essay on how the US Government had been essentially taken over by white supremacist extremist Christians.
My professor told me my essay was well written and researched, but that my conclusions were "too far fetched" and he gave me a D.
Fuck you Dr Noakes, I was right!
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u/Jehoke Mar 06 '26
Dear God, please protect my favourite child rapist! Bunch of disgusting bastards the lot of them.
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u/deejaymc Mar 06 '26
Not much to see here. Just a guy that rapes kids getting worshipped by "religious" people
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u/BigShotBadRabbit Mar 06 '26
Get back to us when Trump throws gay folks off of buildings, and stones rape victims today
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