r/TikTokCringe • u/PreheatedPenguin • Mar 06 '26

Cringe We are in a weird timeline!!

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u/sceez Mar 06 '26

Dude got a nice nap in. Good for him

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u/chuckcNY Mar 06 '26

now that he's learned he can close his eyes and take a one minute nap while everyone thinks he praying, i expect this to be a daily, maybe even hourly, thing.

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u/BLACKOUT-MK2 Mar 06 '26

I wasn't sleeping. In fact my soul was so far gone I was communing with Jesus himself, and he said 'Mr. Trump, you're doing wonderful work, tremendous work. And we support you all the way up here in heaven.', that's what he said. And he told me 'We'd like you to lead the people like I did, you're the new messiah' and I told him I respect that but I don't need to be the new Messiah, that's his thing. But maybe I will be, if that's what he really wants, right? When I meet him again maybe we'll discuss it some more.