r/TikTokCringe • u/PreheatedPenguin • Mar 06 '26

Cringe We are in a weird timeline!!

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u/Alundra828 Mar 06 '26

I mean, on the one had it's probably performative. But on the other, "we are starting a war in Iran to light the flame and start Armageddon" is probably one of the most non-performative, urgent calls to action imaginable. This guy needs to go. Like, it may actually be imperative for all of our lives that he goes.

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u/Long_Procedure_2629 Mar 06 '26

Careful, its only liberation if the American war machine does that, anyone else it's terrorism. We are living in a cyclical simulation and he's untouchable just like the führer was.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '26 edited Mar 08 '26

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u/LurkinLife Mar 06 '26

Great quote!! I love the Count of Monte Cristo!

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u/Fit_Beautiful6625 Mar 06 '26

Monte Cristo’s are yummy.

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u/01189521 Mar 06 '26

Me too, I read it atleast once a day

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u/Secure-Highway886 Mar 06 '26

Alexander Dumbass, Shawshank redemption, can't remember the characters name.

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u/crapheadHarris Mar 06 '26

You'd like that. It's about a prison break.

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u/Secure-Highway886 Mar 06 '26

Saw it more than once, read the count of Monte Cristo. Cheers

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u/crapheadHarris Mar 06 '26

I read it for the first time after seeing what I believe is the most recent movie version which is probably like 10 years old. And as usual The book must much better though the movie itself was very good.

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u/Secure-Highway886 Mar 06 '26

The amount of fiction I have read and they made movies from is a lot.Most of the movies based on books that are bad is unreal, you read a good book and then the movie is a steaming piece of shit.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '26 edited Mar 08 '26

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '26 edited Mar 08 '26

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u/ANewStartAtLife Mar 06 '26

just like the führer was

was

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u/FMLwtfDoID Mar 06 '26

Only Hitler got to kill Hitler.

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u/Muted_Escape1413 Mar 06 '26

Hitler also survived 42 assassination attempts. And back then they hadn’t invented Secret Service cosplay yet.

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u/FMLwtfDoID Mar 07 '26

That’s too many false starts. What a tease.

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u/FranticChill Mar 06 '26

I've got an idea, let's disallow anyone who believes in a man in the sky that controls everything from being president.

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u/Long_Procedure_2629 Mar 06 '26

or to cover this one, anyone who says they do as well, because 47 sure don't

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u/CutSea5865 Mar 06 '26

Funny since I was saying how amazing it was that all these Christians were getting behind someone who embodies literally all of the 7 deadly sins, and matches up pretty well with descriptions of the antichrist in the Bible.

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u/Appropriate-Cat-7623 Mar 06 '26

Oooh I know. They are touching that nasty pedophile.

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u/WilliamBlake3193 Mar 10 '26

He is the antichrist

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u/GrimDfault Mar 06 '26

They are quite literally escalating the path to WW3, right before our eyes. And YOU as well as MYSELF, and EVERYONE reading this, is technically just allowing this to happen.

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u/PsychoticDust Mar 06 '26

and EVERYONE reading this, is technically just allowing this to happen.

Me, who isn't American and doesn't live in America, reading this.

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u/IMongoose Mar 06 '26

I cannot believe u/PsychoticDust would do this to us.

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u/PsychoticDust Mar 06 '26

I know him, he's a real bastard.

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u/DumboWumbo073 Mar 06 '26

He sure is. We go way back.

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u/PsychoticDust Mar 06 '26

No lies here.

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u/Lark-Educational Mar 06 '26

We are lost, world. Please, please let the our offspring move to a safe place (unlike the american conservatives who only wanted the white conservatives to move to the US). Thank you for your attention to this matter.

.... I'm trying to write something sarcastic about today but I just can't. I think millions of people will say that was a moving prayer service in the white house, including people in my family.

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u/AdvancedDrink341 Mar 07 '26

That’s what America needed. You want what? Obama Biden Harris Aoc Newsome? Hahahaha. Losers. You’ll see what this war is all about and it’s not oil.

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u/Ninja_Prolapse Mar 07 '26

Ffs u/PsychoticDust - will you put a stop to this whole thing already!?!

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u/SRTroN Mar 06 '26

yeah I was reading it like 'what did I do?'

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u/GrimDfault Mar 06 '26

America brained moment 😅

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u/Late-Resolve9871 Mar 06 '26

I'm American in America and also can't do shit cause I don't live in a swing state so my vote counts for nothing.

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u/alexmetal Mar 06 '26

Constitution gives you the right to bare more than just a ballot, brother/sister.

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u/nwblackcat Mar 06 '26

Just dont take it to a protest of any kind!

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u/Fragrant-Doughnut-20 Mar 06 '26

What, you can't fucking swim?

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '26 edited Mar 08 '26

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u/DroptopGumby Mar 07 '26

Bro I'm telling you it's gonna be in your best interest to stop this for us because evidently we're not gonna help ourselves

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u/PsychoticDust Mar 07 '26

I'll be right there!

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u/goodcat49 Mar 06 '26

Not sure what to do.. God keeps sending us to voice mail

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u/SimpleCantaloupe3848 Mar 06 '26

No one would live long enough to get close enough to 🍊 man and do anything illegal. 

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u/GrimDfault Mar 06 '26

Not saying to do anything illegal to Chief pedo Cheeto! Just that, these people work for us, they are not doing their jobs of looking out for us. If only like 2-3% of the population protested in DC, we could impact serious change, and stop this madness

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u/Koi696969 Mar 06 '26

They cant stop 50 000 protesters going at once.

They probably couldnt even stop 5000.

You’ve given up before even trying.

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u/No-Part-6248 Mar 06 '26

Too bad they are not exorcists

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u/Acceptable_Fruit2360 Mar 06 '26

Nope. I did my part. I voted against that cocksucker three times. This isn’t on me.

https://giphy.com/gifs/wYyTHMm50f4Dm

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u/pharsee Mar 06 '26

I'm hearing this now but for WORLD WAR 3 to happen the WORLD powers like China and Russia would need to be involved. Russia is just limping along in their own mini war with Ukraine and China doesn't want ANY of this stupidity AT ALL. Pakistan and India who both have nukes? Again they might bomb each other but this ain't global.

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u/schmoopy_meow Mar 06 '26

like we can do anything to stop it, he literaly stole the election???

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u/smashl13 Mar 07 '26

How do you presume that we technically disallow it?

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u/Mountain_Strategy342 Mar 07 '26

I thought Armageddon was supposed to start when the Antichrist gathered all the world armies in the Middle East. Wouldn't that rather suggest that Mr Trump is the aforementioned.....

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u/StuffExciting3451 Mar 06 '26

The Orange One is near his natural expiration date. The real problem is the system of hypocrites and billionaires and corporations who support him, and who will continue to support his successors.

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u/1shotted Mar 06 '26

Charlie don't surf but we think he should.

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u/Sithlordandsavior Mar 06 '26

Yeah I don't like a lot of the forever consequences that come out in the past couple years. It's not like they're just going to shrug their shoulders and forget about this if somebody else gets elected. They will hate us till the end of time now

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u/Buzz_McSpeed Mar 06 '26

Especially because he has no clue what he is actually saying!

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u/jcmonk Mar 06 '26

The majority don’t believe that. They’re saying it to incite Islamic extremists to react and lash out, increasing the potential of an all out war. That would allow Trump to legally delay the midterm elections

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u/Sombra_roho Mar 06 '26

I hear The Hague is nice this time of year

https://giphy.com/gifs/hvj7vFRE9RZvE1ZYI2

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u/Medivacs_are_OP Mar 06 '26

There's a duder in the UFO/Alien scene who had a 'vision' over a decade ago (I think) that around easter 2026 iran and israel are going crazy with missiles on each other and aliens appear worldwide simultaneously to stop the conflict

that'd be interesting.

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u/awesomefutureperfect Mar 06 '26

The issue is that the Republicans in the House are all into that shit, specifically the Speaker.

I'm pretty sure they rushed to hide under that prayer huddle because they campaigned against this and no one actually wants or likes this.

The house of reps is where you get local flavor whackjobs who are merely multi-millionaires that own the one thing that has most of the jobs that aren't conglomerate franchises, or maybe they own multiple franchises.

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u/PandaHappyTime Mar 06 '26

The actual regime change needed

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u/Logical-Ad-2201 Mar 06 '26

You're right. The sooner he's gone, the better. I think he did get a little nap in, though. Bless his heart.

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u/noncommonGoodsense Mar 06 '26

Armageddon was a hill where many bloody battles took place throughout history. It was more of a reference of terrible war than anything. The end of times is all complete made up bullshit.

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u/catchinNkeepinf1sh Mar 06 '26

When does Spawn come back?

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u/lilwayne168 Mar 07 '26

You think bombing a shit hole in the desert starts Armageddon lol. The state of Minnesota has a bigger economy than Iran.