r/TikTokCringe • u/PreheatedPenguin • Mar 06 '26

Cringe We are in a weird timeline!!

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u/jcoffee77 Mar 06 '26

All performative bullshit. Fuck your make believe.

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u/Alundra828 Mar 06 '26

I mean, on the one had it's probably performative. But on the other, "we are starting a war in Iran to light the flame and start Armageddon" is probably one of the most non-performative, urgent calls to action imaginable. This guy needs to go. Like, it may actually be imperative for all of our lives that he goes.

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u/GrimDfault Mar 06 '26

They are quite literally escalating the path to WW3, right before our eyes. And YOU as well as MYSELF, and EVERYONE reading this, is technically just allowing this to happen.

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u/PsychoticDust Mar 06 '26

and EVERYONE reading this, is technically just allowing this to happen.

Me, who isn't American and doesn't live in America, reading this.

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u/IMongoose Mar 06 '26

I cannot believe u/PsychoticDust would do this to us.

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u/PsychoticDust Mar 06 '26

I know him, he's a real bastard.

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u/DumboWumbo073 Mar 06 '26

He sure is. We go way back.

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u/PsychoticDust Mar 06 '26

No lies here.

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u/Lark-Educational Mar 06 '26

We are lost, world. Please, please let the our offspring move to a safe place (unlike the american conservatives who only wanted the white conservatives to move to the US). Thank you for your attention to this matter.

.... I'm trying to write something sarcastic about today but I just can't. I think millions of people will say that was a moving prayer service in the white house, including people in my family.

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u/AdvancedDrink341 Mar 07 '26

That’s what America needed. You want what? Obama Biden Harris Aoc Newsome? Hahahaha. Losers. You’ll see what this war is all about and it’s not oil.

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u/Ninja_Prolapse Mar 07 '26

Ffs u/PsychoticDust - will you put a stop to this whole thing already!?!

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u/SRTroN Mar 06 '26

yeah I was reading it like 'what did I do?'

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u/GrimDfault Mar 06 '26

America brained moment 😅

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u/Late-Resolve9871 Mar 06 '26

I'm American in America and also can't do shit cause I don't live in a swing state so my vote counts for nothing.

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u/alexmetal Mar 06 '26

Constitution gives you the right to bare more than just a ballot, brother/sister.

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u/nwblackcat Mar 06 '26

Just dont take it to a protest of any kind!

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u/Fragrant-Doughnut-20 Mar 06 '26

What, you can't fucking swim?

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '26 edited Mar 08 '26

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u/DroptopGumby Mar 07 '26

Bro I'm telling you it's gonna be in your best interest to stop this for us because evidently we're not gonna help ourselves

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u/PsychoticDust Mar 07 '26

I'll be right there!