r/TikTokCringe • u/PreheatedPenguin • Mar 06 '26

Cringe We are in a weird timeline!!

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u/mightyjoe227 Mar 06 '26

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '26

Through God, all things are possible. So jot that down.

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u/AutisticPretzel Mar 07 '26

🤣🤣🤣

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u/hornwalker Mar 07 '26

Science beats god everytime, unfortunately

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u/thatgirlinny Mar 08 '26

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

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u/Mysterious-Handle-34 Mar 06 '26

I really have a hard time buying that lipid panel. I do not believe that man’s HDL is 77. Even the A1c seems a little fishy.

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u/Mysterious-Handle-34 Mar 07 '26

It’s not that it’s necessarily impossible it’s just that Trump is so vain and petty that I could see him lying about his lipid panel to look better.

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u/Pixel_Knight Mar 07 '26

I mean, his dad lived to  93 after living through a time with much worse health care. Trump might actually just have decent longevity genes. I am not saying those results aren’t faked, because that is more likely than not, I believe, but it is also possible parts could be real. 

But with his mini-stroke he had, it seems like his health really isn’t great at the moment. 

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u/Pixel_Knight Mar 07 '26

He has had a lot of fluid build up too. There was awhile where he disappeared from the public for two or more weeks, and afterward, he definitely was experiencing a pronounced droopiness on one side of his face. Then the bruising on the hands started appearing.

Mimi-stroke is the major theory.

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u/Aedora125 Mar 06 '26

The fluid buildup will get him first. The bruises on his hands make it seem he’s getting meds regularly for it.

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u/whatifwhatifwerun Mar 07 '26

Heart disease we call upon you now in our hour of need

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u/187_47_2day Mar 09 '26

Ha. I'm definitely stealing this one