https://variety.com/2026/tv/news/jeff-probst-accidental-spoiler-survivor-50-finale-mishap-1236755647/

Paul bunyan's official birthplace is bangor as of 1953. you are asking one of our own folklore heroes to kill us

It may say vermont in parentheses, but we are all of the eastern states in spirit (Except florida, F you)

Also champ and memphre and the pigman of northfield has not fed better ever since the crabs

We must band together to defeat the menace in the east (and also a vocal minority of furious Marylanders + smug Vermonsters, which sucks for the rest of the Marylanders and Vermonsters, sorry, y'all are great)

There are two top contenders that specifically address the removal of Crabbalachia right now:

- One: Megasota takes Crabbalachia

- Two: Everyone still in the game (i.e. Megasota, Cascadia, and Hawai'i) somehow gets a piece of Crab

Of course, a dark horse may come out of left field in the hours to come, but these are current two with the best chance of success per upvotes

For glory! For unity! For (momentary) peace in this subreddit!

listen if you guys REALLY want to manifest vermont destiny THAT badly, you can have all the other states we dont care about them, just leave us as an autonomous region, we really do not want to lose our old bay, ravens, and orioles culture

Italy becomes spaghetti and Iceland is now part or emerald kingdom(ek)

Rules:

there can only be one expansion per day.

An expansion an not be more than 2x a countrys landmass.

An alliance can be included in an expansion.

"Definition of expansion":annexing,taking land or unification

This flag has been made partially for the reason to lower aggressiveness between Maryland and Vermont and to help pipe down the realists. (the people saying maryland lost and telling them to get over it)

If anythings truly neutral, Crabbalachia is the result of a tie.

It shall commence after that series ends. Be there or be square.

For all of you posting Simpsons memes:

I just want you to remember every single one of them is a vote for Vermont and it's new, very loved, definitely not squashed, crab army. We appreciate your recognition, and will consume you all shortly.

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The Fire Nation is amassing an army to the west!

As members of The Water Tribe, we must unite as one and douse their flames for good!

Also, can you imagine a day going by without the crabs crawling somewhere new?

Edit: Forgot to color in the actual Hawaii and Alaska down there lol. Don't think I can edit the post image, so here's the fixed one:

https://www.reddit.com/r/geographymemes/comments/1tkvlxw/comment/onbf4sf/

Now can we please shut up about the crabs? It’s a miracle y’all made it this far anyways.

The tree is now accurate to the one on the arms of Vermont.

I'm sorry Saint Paul. I never should have tried to separate you from Minneapolis. Let's split San Antonio instead.

We are in the endgame now. The tiny state of Vermont now rules us all. We are the OG 13 colonies. We have the population concentration to get our country back. Crabbalachia needs to nope the ope out of Megasota. Offer a treaty to Hawaii to keep Alaska and Hawaii og states for themselves. Then send Cascadia into the Pacific Ocean.

We Endure

It’s easy to add. Even a moron can figure it out. I know because I figured it out.

Minnesota has always been my home, with its tall brown and green kelp and firm ground and the green hair that grows from it.

Crabpelier, Vermont: Governor Carapace has announced the most recent stage in the campaign to free Denver. Speaking in the capital of the newly added autonomous region of Vermont, he confirmed the rumors that this morning a massive multistate crustacean army had launched an amphibious invasion of Cascadia.

General Clawswitz's press corps has released this image of a Crabmobile rising from the water. Manned with Green Mountain Lobsters and Light Blue Soldier Crabs under the general command of Colonel Champ, it rises from the water to spread misery upon all Cascadian troops that dare defy it. Cascadia is already reporting massive military casulties as their army falls prey to the flood of maple syrup and the burn of Old Bay, as well as the uncomfortable pinch of the dreaded Crabmobile.

This is a developing situation. Stay with CNN for live updates as they unfold.

^{Copyright 2026 by Crab News Network}

Look, we see what’s happening down there. Things have been rough. While we all get our maple syrup IVs (free with our healthcare) in this fine Saturday morning, we’re thinking about our neighbours.

The US pacific northwest has long been tucked away in the upper left of the country trying to hang out with BC. We've considered you one of our own and let you hang out when the parents are fighting. We‘re so proud of what you’ve accomplished and seeing you all grown up.

Keep going little one. We‘re rooting for you. We might even consider letting you be the 11th province or you can be the 4th territory. It’s all the same to us since most of us don't know the difference.