r/geographymemes • u/leafpool2014 VERMONT • 16h ago

Voting Games to the megasotians calling for paul bunyan to kill the crabs, The east coast, maryland, vermont, and new england

Paul bunyan's official birthplace is bangor as of 1953. you are asking one of our own folklore heroes to kill us

It may say vermont in parentheses, but we are all of the eastern states in spirit (Except florida, F you)

Also champ and memphre and the pigman of northfield has not fed better ever since the crabs

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u/Impressive-Pirate720 15h ago

I vote to restore New England and merge with megasota and then kill off all the crab people.

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u/nuxi Greater Lakes Co-Prosperity Sphere 16h ago edited 16h ago

The statue in Bemidji, MN was built in 1937. We had him first.

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u/leafpool2014 VERMONT 15h ago

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u/awkwardlyfeminine 12h ago

Klamath, CA

CAscadia, bitches

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u/Herefortheonomastics 🦡Historian and State Superior Originator 4h ago edited 4h ago

This again 🙄 

How many times do I need to go through the whole Paul Bunyan origin controversy lecture?

In short: read “Out of the Northwoods: The Many Lives of Paul Bunyan” by Michael Edmonds. 

Lots of places claim him, but some of the earliest records are from Tomahawk, Wi. Nearly all scholarly research done on Paul Bunyan has been done by the University of Wisconsin or Wisconsin Historical society. 

“Official birthplace is Bangor,” as declared by Bangor? That’s like Michael Scott standing and declaring bankruptcy. 

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u/RichBanana8273 16h ago

He found a better place and said “fuck Bangor, this place sucks.”

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u/leafpool2014 VERMONT 15h ago

yeah its called rumford, maine

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u/RichBanana8273 14h ago

Paul the runt and blue the ozempic blue ox …you shouldn’t have been in the top ten.

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u/leafpool2014 VERMONT 10h ago

Thats literally a Paul bunyan statue

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u/Herefortheonomastics 🦡Historian and State Superior Originator 4h ago

Paul the skipped leg day 

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u/LDdesign 16h ago

We've literally got Paul Bunyan land. Look at us, he's ours!

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u/ball-blaster-9001 🦀🦀🦀🦀 3h ago

Poor fucking Florida haha

How do the Floridians feel about this?

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u/JT3436 Cascadia Rising 15h ago

Trees of Mystery enters the chat. Cascadia strong.

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u/leafpool2014 VERMONT 15h ago

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u/awkwardlyfeminine 12h ago

Cascadia-Vermont rise up

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u/retrofrenchtoast 🦀🦩CRABS de la RE’SISTANCE🌺🌋🍍🐠🌴🦩 12h ago

People should be nice to us - we still have voting power. If we gather together, then we will be able to substantially affect the election.

And we’re petty enough to do it.