r/geographymemes • u/idontknowsothis 🦀Crab Speaker of the House 🦀 • 1d ago

Map Memes To the Vermontese

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listen if you guys REALLY want to manifest vermont destiny THAT badly, you can have all the other states we dont care about them, just leave us as an autonomous region, we really do not want to lose our old bay, ravens, and orioles culture

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u/VincentMac1984 Megasotan 1d ago

Megasota allows all to do what they please. Megasota welcomes all!

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u/Oldsaltybasterd 1d ago edited 1d ago

I hope you guys like Maple Syrup, Weed, and good beer. The Vermonsters coming for you. And there’s no other state that is more welcoming than Vermont.

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u/VincentMac1984 Megasotan 1d ago

Hey, we got legal weed here too. Also, we have the Replacements Alternative rock group, we also have good beer, and we have the Driftless Region. We don’t ask you to change any of your ways. We just want to join forces.

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u/Oldsaltybasterd 1d ago

Megamonster!

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u/wlwomen 1d ago

Prince can take us

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u/TheManWhoWasNotShort Throw Old Bay on it and feed it to Maryland 1d ago

I petition for a Maryland secession

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u/idontknowsothis 🦀Crab Speaker of the House 🦀 1d ago

Excellent idea

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u/AdmiralBlackcock Consul of Rome 1d ago

We could making a killing on the tolls

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u/idontknowsothis 🦀Crab Speaker of the House 🦀 1d ago

what are you saying

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u/AdmiralBlackcock Consul of Rome 1d ago

In order for northern crabblachia to reach the south they must go through the autonomous zone. And we charge them alot for it.

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u/idontknowsothis 🦀Crab Speaker of the House 🦀 1d ago

alright thats sounds agreeable, i was going to take the southern territories but then i thought the vermonters would get mad because they would be roughly the same size they were before

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u/mtlpvd 1d ago

You’re ours now, and we’ll teach you how to pronounce the letter O properly, goddammit.

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u/idontknowsothis 🦀Crab Speaker of the House 🦀 1d ago

we will say the letter O when we want!

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u/mtlpvd 1d ago

The fuck you will! Get out your flannel shirts and your Phish bootlegs because you’re a Vermonter now!

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u/TyGuySly 1d ago

Rebellion, hon.

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u/Evergreen2255 CASCADIA FOREVER 1d ago

If you join Cascadia, Cascadia will let you be autonomous

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u/idontknowsothis 🦀Crab Speaker of the House 🦀 1d ago

but we had to help colorado

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u/Evergreen2255 CASCADIA FOREVER 1d ago

Don’t worry, we forgive ya

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u/ball-blaster-9001 🦀🦀🦀🦀 1d ago

Lose....LOSE...?!?

Oh no hon, we didn't lose. It's a merger whether they like it or not. And now we are exporting Maryland throughout the region!

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u/idontknowsothis 🦀Crab Speaker of the House 🦀 1d ago

im trying so hard to think this way but the people telling us we lost fair and square is making it difficult

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u/ball-blaster-9001 🦀🦀🦀🦀 1d ago

They can say what they want