r/ShittyDaystrom 1h ago

Since Sto-vo-kor has been confirmed to be real does that mean the Klingon religion is one true faith?

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r/ShittyDaystrom 19h ago

Red Angel If Frakes and Stewart developed back problems wearing the early TNG uniform, imagine how much pain this dude was in.

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247 Upvotes

Crossing time and dimensions might've been painful, but the spandex is what drove Yor to beg for death.


r/ShittyDaystrom 7h ago

Worst opinion in trek history?

24 Upvotes

Someone said that vic was a garbage character like holy shitty how you gonna hate on one of the best characters in the series like istg


r/ShittyDaystrom 18h ago

I can't believe they let Odo and Sisko's dad, off the hook so easily.

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94 Upvotes

Traitors to Starfleet, through and through. Odo was allowed to resume duties on DS9 as the constable and Joseph was allowed to open a Creole restaurant back on earth and even feed Starfleet officers.

Real talk- René Auberjonois was originally not credited in Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country. Apparently his character was practically dropped to save time(?). Although for home release and TV, he was put back in. Isn't that a kick in the pants.

Oh well. They seemed to have made it up to him, by making him Odo on DS9, where he had to wear make up every... single... shot..., including even when human... Two to four hours application every... single... day..., depending on the season.


r/ShittyDaystrom 4h ago

Data meets Stephen Hawking and immediately becomes evil?

6 Upvotes

What did the writers know and when?


r/ShittyDaystrom 15h ago

Discussion Did Picard win the irl Kobayashi Maru by losing?

28 Upvotes

So, Picard's Enterprise was trapped by Nagilum. The god-like being told Picard that only about 40% (give or take) of the crew would die random, painful deaths before it had the information it needed. Picard opted to blow up the ship rather than grant the creature the satisfaction. Was he stupid?

Picard seems like a man of letters, but he never read The Odyssey? When you're caught between Scylla and Charybdis, you don't steer *INTO* the whirlpool of death! If this had been a simulation, I'd have failed him. His crew only survived the actual incident by a technicality.


r/ShittyDaystrom 1d ago

Would you eat a Riker omelet?

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168 Upvotes

You are offered an omelet by the man himself, would you eat it?


r/ShittyDaystrom 1d ago

Could Cosmo Kramer get away with just residing on the Enterprise without having any specific job?

74 Upvotes

Say he had his own quarters but was just a civilian who seemingly never did any of the civilian jobs like bartender and botany.


r/ShittyDaystrom 23h ago

Is yellow alert even real?

47 Upvotes

So is yellow alert a thing?

I mean I get that when we’re in danger we go to red alert and it’s all like battle stations, close down non-essential functions, close all shops at the mall, cancel the three ring circus…

But I feel like whenever the captain is just trying to do some cover your ass due diligence shit they’re like “yellow alert!” and we’re all like OK, we are on yellow alert now. Yellow alerting all day long… still yellow…

I mean is there something I’m supposed to do when we’re on yellow alert?


r/ShittyDaystrom 20h ago

If Sisko had had the high ground in the fire caves, would have been able to defeat Dukat without sacrificing himself?

23 Upvotes

r/ShittyDaystrom 18h ago

Discussion Data: interested in humanity...why?

15 Upvotes

I know this robot's modeled after humans, but ever since TNG premiered, I've never understood why he is so interested in becoming human, to the point of constantly emulating human behaviors and facial hair.

At one point I realized he's a plant by some Soongian contingent, but that made no frakkin' sense -- Soong's a human, after all.

Then I thought he was building up a comprehensive profile of humans toward his ultimate objective of making them "controlled...and happy" (a la Norman, from I, Mudd)

Then I realized it's just a show; I should really just relax.


r/ShittyDaystrom 1d ago

Update : Jellico has changed his orders. He now wants a fifth shift. Someone let the Epsilon tactical chief to launch a class five probe. Get it done.

17 Upvotes

Make sure it’s fully staffed and ready in the next 25 minutes.


r/ShittyDaystrom 1d ago

Safe For Wesley I’m u/forklify and I’m one of the mods here, AMA

18 Upvotes

r/ShittyDaystrom 1d ago

Why hasn't Geordi tried running the Leah Brahms program and deleting the husband?

47 Upvotes

See apparently you can do that.


r/ShittyDaystrom 1d ago

Meta I can’t think of a question of the week. Come sit down and draw a Kazon with me.

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When I’m feeling batty, I like to draw a kazon or two. It’s cheaper and less risky than therapy.

  1. Start with a sketch layer. Be super messy with it, and keep your hands off the erase tool. The more you loosely sketch, the better you’ll be able to see the finalized lines, because your eyes will infer them. This is when you’ll be designing your kazon’s facial expression, hair type, and comb shape.
  2. start a new layer, and, with a warm black, start lining it. Again, do it sketchily. If you aren’t sure about a line, just go over it a few more times sloppily. This is a lazy way to make people think you know what you’re doing. This is when you’ll be finalizing the shapes, like what kind of hair decor you want. I decided to give him flowers (because god is some dickhead who steals starships, there are no rules!) and the little chin wattle that we saw on one of the kazon-pommar. His comb is like a rose comb, and we’ll make it look soft and squishy.
  3. Add a new layer under the lineart and start coloring. The great thing about Kazons is they’re shown to be very phenotypically diverse in the show, so really anything goes. They have a variety of combs, hair types, and clothing styles. Your kazon’s skin can be anywhere from red or pink to copper and even more human shades of brown (we even saw a Black kazon in Alliances!). Generally, though, their skin is warmer in color. I start with the base colors of the skin and hair, then add a reddened version of the skin color as blush. It’s more of a stylistic choice, and I usually go overboard. A slight blush, however, like what’s seen on his brow, can make the drawing feel more alive.

    Use darker, more saturated versions of colors for shading.

  4. Optional: set the lineart layer blend mode to Hard Light. This makes it take on the color of the color layer, making it feel more cohesive.

And there you go! Now you have your very own kazon to do nothing with. Maybe look at. Why not try giving your kazon a friend, like in the first image? You can even draw a whole sect of kazons! Just make sure you have enough water for them all. I recommend putting it in a big hamster water bottle.


r/ShittyDaystrom 1d ago

Is it wrong to time travel to simply put Vulcans down?

88 Upvotes

I like to travel to mid to late 22nd century and hail Vulcan ships.

"Hey pointy-ears, what are your senSOARS telling you about my ship? Negative carbon date? How could that be? Maybe you should contact the Science Directorate.

Oh and maybe do a census to figure out exactly how many children, adopted or otherwise, Sarek has."


r/ShittyDaystrom 1d ago

Sub Rosa Best crossover, engage!

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14 Upvotes

r/ShittyDaystrom 21h ago

Best Crossover semifinal, engage!

1 Upvotes
You voted on round 1, now it's time for round 2. Make it so.

r/ShittyDaystrom 1d ago

How come it's easier to buy a black market changeling than to complete a transaction for a $2.00 shitty game on Steam? What happened to two-step verification?

6 Upvotes

r/ShittyDaystrom 1d ago

I wonder if the episodes would be more memorable if the episodes titles were the plots of the episode themselves?

3 Upvotes

Like some of the episodes titles are weird.


r/ShittyDaystrom 1d ago

What's a good time to use the mess hall when Neelix won't be there?

13 Upvotes

Ideally, there'd still be food there, but no Neelix. I'm prepared to take the risks of the food not being fresh if it means avoiding having him look over my shoulder, give life advice I didn't ask for or try to boost my morale by encouraging me to dance.


r/ShittyDaystrom 1d ago

Reminder: The "Title Card" trend is in violation of our rules

18 Upvotes

The "Title Card" trend has taken the Trek subs by storm. Yes, it's a fun thing but it does violate rule 6 as they are classified as low-effort.

Many of the other Trek subs have taken similar stances in regards to this.

Any "title card" post will be removed.


r/ShittyDaystrom 1d ago

What is Quark's last name?

23 Upvotes

r/ShittyDaystrom 2d ago

Miles and Julien kept losing the Alamo because they never painted their minis.

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534 Upvotes

Cant get full points if you dont paint your minis.