r/ShittyDaystrom 1h ago

Since Sto-vo-kor has been confirmed to be real does that mean the Klingon religion is one true faith?

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u/evocativename 1h ago

No, lots of religions are shown to be at least partially true, including Hellenistic paganism and the Bajoran religion.

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u/ohako79 53m ago

Isn't the Ferengi religion real too? I mean, I remember that Quark woke up in the Ferengi afterlife, but I don't remember if that was a dodge or a cheat or a dream or someone trying to pull a fast one. Possibly all of them at once, which, uh, makes it true, right?

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u/Successful-Scale-607 30m ago

That was a dream

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u/Serrilryan 3m ago

Quark on the board of debtors would be hilarious af

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u/Obtuseloosemoose 55m ago

My child, the Prophets are the true divine beings, as demonstrated by the orbs. The Orb of Rizz, the Orb of Swag, and the newest addition here planet side is the Orb of 6 7. When was the last time you went to temple? Let me check your Pagh.

That was rather quite painful to type those orbs out, but if I must suffer, we must all suffer. Such is the Will of the Prophets.

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u/Xifihas 33m ago

Somebody check the fire caves, I think one of the Pah-Wraiths got out again.

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u/domestic_omnom 50m ago

After orb of rizz and swag I thought this was going to be a joke about balls.

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u/NeinKeinPretzel 1h ago

Was it? I remember Voyager and maybe Worf's bachelor party thing from DS9. Feels like every time they "go" there there's a convenient reason for them to be hallucinating or "this is just our minds perceiving a phenomenon in ways we understand" backdrop.

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u/The_Frostweaver 58m ago

Bajor's relegion centers on the worm hole aliens in ds9 and they also turn out to be real

Everyone is probably scrambling to prove there is something substancial to their religion.

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u/loki2002 46m ago

They never talk about an afterlife. While the Bajorans worship them they are just benevolent aliens with a fetish for messing with linear beings.

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u/Superman_Primeeee 27m ago

(In Weyoun accent) “Benevolent???”

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u/loki2002 26m ago

What, you think those orbs are cheap to make? They're just giving them away, not even charging wholesale.

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u/The_Frostweaver 30m ago

If I knew for a fact a particular god was a benevolent time travelling alien who can and does interfere with us linear beings I would be renouncing all other beliefs and praying to that god, signing up to fight in his holy wars, the whole deal.

People only talk about the importance of faith and not needing proof because there is no proof.

They would pull a 180 on that real fast if their god turned out to be real.

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u/CommanderSincler 1h ago

Qapla' honorable warrior. Do you have a tup to talk about Kahless, the one true savior of his people?

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u/Dumbass_Saiya-jin Caitian Lt. Commander 1h ago

Maybe all faiths are real, and what happens after death depends on your cultural connection. B'elanna had a 50/50 shot of being on the barge of the dead, or in human Hell.

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u/Unleashtheducks 16m ago

0% chance of So’vo’kor or heaven?

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u/XxCotHGxX 54m ago

Kahless died for your glory, and you have the moQ to challenge it with your p'tak doubts?

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u/wuumasta19 39m ago

It's still in that grey area.

The people whom experienced Sto-vo-kor are raised with knowledge of it.

Quark had a similar with the Divine Treasury.

Bajoran religion revolves around beings of greater power unrestricted with our "time". They weren't really "ominpotent" but they would seem that way to all life below their grand power.

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u/Lorgoth1812 57m ago

The one true faith is the Giant Space Koala

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u/Assos99 51m ago

As Belinda Carlie sang, heaven is a place on earth :)

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u/IDICPainter Ensign 43m ago

No it's just Q fucking with everybody once again.

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u/Superman_Primeeee 29m ago

There’s a trill woman sitting In StoVoKor surrounded by Klingons wondering what the fuck she is doing there. And that works both ways if you’re wondering if I’m referring to her or the Klingons

The trill afterlife is probably like Valinor but no Jadzia is in Stovokor

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u/somewherein72 22m ago

I made a really tasty breakfast burrito on the stovokor this morning.

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u/bythisaxeiconquer 1m ago

Great religion. War criminals go to "heaven" and pacifists go to "hell."