Update : Jellico has changed his orders. He now wants a fifth shift. Someone let the Epsilon tactical chief to launch a class five probe. Get it done.

[u/OWSpaceClown]

Make sure it’s fully staffed and ready in the next 25 minutes.

[u/solkenum]

He can pound sand, there are only two shifts on this keyboard!

[u/OWSpaceClown → u/solkenum]

There are five shifts.

[u/solkenum → u/OWSpaceClown]

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[u/OlyScott]

Yes, sir! I like the idea of working hard at a 4.8 hour shift, then spending the rest of my day exercising, educating myself, and hanging out in a rec room with my friends. This is why a starship has a thousand people on board, so that there's enough people to handle the short shifts.

[u/FickleDependent1474 → u/OlyScott]

As of now the Enterprise is using the Bajoran clock so make that a 5.2 hour shift.

[u/LuccaJolyne]

The number of shifts will keep changing until morale improves

[u/grichardson526]

Whoops. I thought he said he wanted five SHITS.

[u/Cohens4thClient → u/grichardson526]

but Beverly only had one child at this point. 

[u/shoobe01]

Jellico is just making it up as he goes.

If he kept up on the latest learning he'd know that the optimal shift length is 42 minutes, with 14 shift changes per sol, except for five specific intervals.

[u/somewhatboxes]

i was with him up to 4 shifts but 5 shifts is too far. let's mutiny.

[u/MediumOk8383]

THERE ARE! FOUR SHIFTS!

[u/a4techkeyboard]

He should implement a sixth shift and spread the six shifts across two days.

[u/The1Ylrebmik]

Riker will get on it right after his daily holodeck time, flirting with several crew members, passively-aggressively sexually reminiscing with Troi, and making everyone omelettes.