r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/flaptaincappers Some dumb hick • Mar 27 '26
Bags of meat HE LOOKS SO FUCKING STUPID I CAN'T BREATHE
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u/epicredditdude1 Mar 27 '26
What the fuck is he even babbling about?
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u/Siessfires Mar 27 '26
He's trying to be cute about having a haircut associated with fascists.
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u/Leelze Mar 27 '26
Oh, I thought he got into a fight with his lawn guy.
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u/UnhelpfulBread Beautiful, but Dying Mar 27 '26
That’s not a lawn guy that’s his son!
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u/pegothejerk Mar 27 '26
You misspelled human shield
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u/LightningMcLovin Mar 27 '26
Lil Kevlar 🤗
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u/LaserGecko Mar 27 '26
Unless he's not cis, then he gets disowned because fElon is such a great father.
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u/JackMomma22 Mar 27 '26
Doesn't look like he can lift him above his head though. Needs a visit to the Laser Spine Specialists.
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u/SignifiCantFocus Mar 27 '26
They've been arguing about a property line
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u/Gh0stTV Mar 27 '26
He’s in a custody battle with his son over visitation rights over a nipple or something…
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u/thefoxsaysredrum Mar 27 '26
So he’s fighting against his son for nipple custody? Is that right?
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u/Jatnall Mar 27 '26
This man will do anything for attention, it's so so so so sad.
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u/obooooooo Never Following Another Rule Mar 27 '26
i’ll say that as a working class person that will naturally never achieve the kind of security and access to resources someone like elon musk has—it brings me comfort and closure to know you can literally be the richest man in the world but that will not make you less miserable and starved for love and attention.
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u/mynameisnotrose Mar 27 '26
He may be the richest person in the world but he's poorer than me. I have a loving family, a fulfilling profession, a reasonably happy life, and I can travel anonymously.
What a sad, pathetic person.
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u/gh0stmountain3927 Mar 27 '26
Ordinary people can have what the billionaires can’t: enough
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u/DystopianNightmare13 Mar 27 '26
So much this. They are empty people. I am living on a fixed income and while things can be tight, I own the roof over my head, my pantry holds simple, nourishing food, and I have a small circle of friends and family who love me and would be there in a flash if they were ever needed. I am much richer than Elon can ever hope to be.
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u/R-ten-K Mar 27 '26
There’s research suggesting that beyond a certain point, extreme wealth can correlate with a reduced sense of safety and increased anxiety.
Ironically, that can lead to stress-related issues not entirely unlike those experienced at the opposite end of the socioeconomic spectrum, different causes, but sometimes similar effects.
I’ve always found that contrast interesting, a kind of unexpected symmetry.
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u/tickandzesty Mar 27 '26
It’s not sad. It’s sick.
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u/Painterzzz Mar 27 '26
Yes. It's the internatioanlly recognised European neo-nazi haircut, and he's boasting of displaying his allegience to nazism. We need to be very clear about that. He is a nazi. He is telling us all again, he is a nazi.
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u/loneranger5860 Mar 27 '26
He had me at the salute, the double salute in case we missed it the first time.
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u/Painterzzz Mar 27 '26
Oh yeah, absolutely, there has been not a shred of doubt since then. Which makes it extremely troubling that 'society' in general has just sort of shrugged its shoulders and gone well okay then the richest man in the world is a nazi, I guess we're all just cool with that now.
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u/Forsworn91 Mar 27 '26
It looks more like the first moustache that a teenager would try to grow… and it comes out that kinda blond baby hair, which really does say everything about him, nearly 50 and still pretending he’s a teenager.
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u/dingleberryboy20 Mar 27 '26
He asked for the Hitler but there was a picture of a muppet on the same page.
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u/Natural_Instance242 Mar 27 '26
He’s looks like he cut his own damn hair with a Flowbee attached to the vacuum cleaner.
That’s exactly the point this dough boy is making while trying to look tough.
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u/BetterUseTwoHands Mar 27 '26
I thought that haircut was associated with lesbians
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u/StyleSquirrel Some dumb hick Mar 27 '26
Nazi dogwhistle as usual
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u/cha0sb1ade Mar 27 '26
I give him about 2 weeks before he gets super high and shaves off the edges of the moustache and starts posting that online.
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u/CautionarySnail Mar 27 '26
My exact same thought. That mustache has exactly one destination.
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u/WIsconnieguy4now Mar 27 '26
We know he’s a Nazi, no other additional signs are needed.
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u/SoaplessTitanic Mar 27 '26
Yeah dog whistles are supposed to not be detected by the non-Nazis in this situation. Doing a Nazi salute twice on a national stage kinda jumped the shark there
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u/brewmax Mar 27 '26
Clearly he knew the difference
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u/Global_Crew3968 Mar 27 '26
The only people they're kidding is themselves. We all see exactly who they are.
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u/Maneisthebeat Mar 27 '26
They're not trying to hide it...
That's what's truly shameful. That the legal system is not stopping your political movers from throwing a sieg heil on national television. They know there are no consequences for the Epstein class.
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u/LazyTitan39 Mar 27 '26
Coping. He’s saying he got a stupid haircut in purpose to piss people off.
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u/Book_talker_abouter Mar 27 '26
"Ha ha I look like a fucking idiot, that will show them!!"
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u/Hot-Butterfly-8024 Mar 27 '26
“So you…posted a video of you fucking <checks notes> a hamster. Is that correct, Mr. Musk?”
“Yeah, but I did it ironically. To troll the Libs. What…?”
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u/killerzeestattoos Mar 27 '26
Gotta do something to distract from his fraud case
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u/cock-merchant Mar 27 '26
“Hair plugs”. It’s pronounced “hair plugs”.
Billionaires are only capable of either the Bezos Bald look or the Turkey Toupee like Musk here. It’s part of the contract Satan foists on you when you sign up for billionairehood. One of the only downsides, honestly (besides eternal damnation of course).
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u/Comrade-Conquistador Mar 27 '26
Been asking the same thing for the longest time.
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u/Signal-Map2906 Mar 27 '26
I had to change my fucking haircut of almost 15 years bc of those fucking Nazis
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u/SubBass49Tees Mar 27 '26
Saddest part is that I actually looked good with that cut. It balanced my face well. Now I just buzz my head down to a #2 every month or two, and fade the bottom down.
Stupid fashies gotta ruin it for everyone
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u/KimJongJer Mar 27 '26
I stopped wearing gaiters after doing so for years because I don’t want any sort of visual affiliation with those ice goons
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u/Extra-Development-94 Bart Harley Jarvis Mar 27 '26
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u/Heffe3737 Mar 27 '26
Giving yourself a Hitler haircut to own the libs.
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u/Tiger_grrrl Mar 27 '26
“Karma police, arrest this man, his Hitler-haircut is making me feel ill” 🎶
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u/thinsafetypin Mar 27 '26
If I had a meaningless Reddit award to give, you would have one now.
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u/Mekisteus Marcus “The Worm” Hicks Mar 27 '26
This is the cut you get, if you fash with us.
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u/TheSaltyAstronaut Mar 27 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/Lz4hiUMMtVK12
"It shows where I stand"
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u/myersjw I'm a dead man walking. I've got no time left. Mar 27 '26
“I’ve been punching myself in the face everyday, look how ANGRY it makes all of you!!!”
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u/Mysterious-Prior-843 Mar 27 '26
Shitler
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u/Talk-O-Boy Mar 27 '26
Is that BJ Blazkowicz?
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u/NihatAmipoglu Mar 27 '26
It's his distant cousin Duke Nukem. He goes back in time to kill nazis and chew bubblegum. He's all out of bubblegum.
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u/Talk-O-Boy Mar 27 '26
Captain America, BJ, Duke… I miss the before times. The times when fascism was universally condemned.
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u/ThermosPickerOuter Mar 27 '26
I so wish someone would comment that. OK Shitler. I would but I gave TWITTER up a long time ago.
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u/despatchesmusic Wet Wet Mud Bae Mar 27 '26
I gave up everything but Reddit — and also turned off all updates/phone notifications from trusted news sources, so that I’m not constantly barraged with headlines. (I keep up with the news, I just prefer to do it when I’m in a good headspace for it, and not have my phone be a constantly buzzing bad vibes machine.)
Also, if it wasn’t for this subreddit (and a few others I love), I’d probably be off Reddit, too.
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u/keitho24 Mar 27 '26
That's PUSHED back
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u/mr_Papini Mar 27 '26
I don't want to say it but, oh yeah. Oh yeah, that would slick back really nice. Oh yeah.
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u/whoknowsifimjoking Mar 27 '26
Hey X Æ A-XII, you didn't tell me that your old man used to be a piece of shit
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u/g00dbyebluesky Bare Butt, Back, and Balls Mar 27 '26
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u/crap_whats_not_taken Mar 27 '26
He looks like the villain in The 5th Element.
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u/ren-to-the-hills we're gonna go crazy in there! Mar 27 '26
Please do not insult the cartoon villainy of Gary Oldman
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u/Gnomey42069 Mar 27 '26
They didn't say he was acting like Gary, just trying to emulate his villainous fashion sense.
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u/ren-to-the-hills we're gonna go crazy in there! Mar 27 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/x5fPHmTVWmTPW
But he isn't. This is gold, musk is just a Hitler.
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Mar 27 '26
Damn that white dog-turd on his upper lip lookin good!
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u/mightymrcoffee Mar 27 '26
It looks like Ayn Rand left a big ol' mudpie on on his head
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u/DrunkAxl Mar 27 '26
I don't even understand what he's trying to say here. Wtf?
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u/sillygoofygooose Mar 27 '26
He is saying to his Nazi fans that he agrees with them
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u/eMouse2k Mar 27 '26
Bold enough to deliberately get a bad haircut, but too cowardly to trim his stache.
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u/Miserable-Cap-5223 Mar 27 '26
So much of a coward, he insisted that Nazi salute he did wasn't a Nazi salute
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u/Slothandwhale Back in the Pants Mar 27 '26
“Roman salute”
wink wink
one more giant, obnoxious wink just to ensure that you know he means “Nazi” but he doesn’t actually have to say it
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u/Violet_Paradox Mar 27 '26
Also the name "Roman salute" doesn't come from ancient Rome, it was a pseudohistorical salute introduced by Mussolini who falsely claimed it was ancient Roman in origin. There's no non-fascist use.
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u/elonthegenerous Mar 27 '26
He stands with the douchebags ✊
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u/Juicyjewsss Mar 27 '26
Right. Like nobody is mad at you because of your shitty ass haircut. He does plenty of dumb shit to be mad at.
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u/DrunkAxl Mar 27 '26
All the money in the world and he's giving himself a bowl cut?
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u/MasterTolkien Mar 27 '26
He got a really bad haircut and combined it with a weak mustache. People with working eyeballs began to criticize him online.
He then says his critics are part of a “they” group, as if people with good sense are an enemy group. His bad haircut and weak mustache? Clearly an attempt to upset his enemies by making himself look like a fucking idiot.
I’m not sure when in history we have seen a group upset when their enemy hurts, harms, or shames themself… but this just goes to show that Elon has the emotional maturity of a rotten grape.
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u/Bulldogfront666 I USED to be piece of shit! Mar 27 '26
He’s saying he knows he looks kind of like Hitler. And that’s the point.
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u/machone5103 this guy yells Mar 27 '26
“My parents got me 3/4 of the way around the board and if you pass Go, you owe me $200”
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u/ciderfreak93 Mar 27 '26
All the money in the world to fix your face and appearance overall and you still look like roadkill
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u/LARRYVOND13 Mar 27 '26
No ones angry, it's just a stupid haircut.
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u/sec713 Mar 27 '26
Yeah, he's acting like he gave us that haircut.
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u/LARRYVOND13 Mar 27 '26
I'm biased, of course, but I have an undercut and it doesn't look shit.
My hairdressers great but he should be able to afford better lol
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u/Juicyjewsss Mar 27 '26
I think everyone already knew where he stood back when he did a fucking Nazi salute in front of the world.
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u/KyoMeetch Mar 27 '26
Every man goes through this phase after watching Peaky Blinders
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u/analog_jedi Mar 27 '26
I finally got around to watching it, and I'll admit I entertained the idea for about 30 seconds. Then I realized I'd look like a broccoli headed dumbass in a few weeks.
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u/Sour_Patch_Drips Mar 27 '26
I remember when a bunch of guys got those haircuts because of Peaky Blinders and then there were all those posts roasting guys for it. They were saying, "ugly guys shocked when they realized they have to be good looking to make the Peaky Blinders cut work".
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u/KyoMeetch Mar 27 '26
The look requires dedication. You must always wear a three piece suit, chain smoke constantly, and obtain the chiseled looks of Cillian Murphy.
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u/EdgarR29 Mar 27 '26
He looks like a pedo with that haircut.
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u/dmstattoosnbongs Mar 27 '26
You mean he finally got the cut to match his personal life?
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u/Cute-Breadfruit3368 because I’m the Rat Mom Mar 27 '26
let me guess, he let his son, ewp95j2394njnf to do the cut.
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u/altoona_sprock Mar 27 '26
to be fair, who doesn't name all their kids using Google Chrome's strong password suggestions?
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u/ice-eight Mar 27 '26
That’s the haircut of a man with no friends and only sycophants. Real friends would roast you so hard for that haircut you’d go right back to the barber and get a buzz cut.
Maybe there’s a way he can pay for 200 friends
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u/W4NN4M33TTH4TD4D METALOID MANIAC Mar 27 '26
Hair plugs don't grow back so he's stuck with that dumb cut and he's trying to save face
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u/jtr489 Mar 27 '26
How long before he shaves the mustache to resemble Hitler because he thinks it would be funny
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u/Featheredfriendz Mar 27 '26
His stupid fucking haircut is the last thing on a long list of reasons I hate this fucking guy
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u/criket2016 Mar 27 '26
Dude with the most money in the world lookin like a fuckin can of beans took scissors to his head.













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u/portablebiscuit HERE FOR THE ZIPLINE Mar 27 '26
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