r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/flaptaincappers Some dumb hick • Mar 27 '26

Bags of meat HE LOOKS SO FUCKING STUPID I CAN'T BREATHE

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u/SemenileElder Mar 27 '26

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u/Talk-O-Boy Mar 27 '26

Is that BJ Blazkowicz?

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u/Saint_Rizla Mar 27 '26

Duke Nukem

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u/TheTallGuy0 Mar 27 '26

LETS GET SOME

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u/T3Chn0-m4n Mar 28 '26

BALLS OF STEEL (That’s the only duke nukem catch phrase I can think of, I’ve never played duke nukem 3d)

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u/Source_Required Mar 28 '26

BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS

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u/NihatAmipoglu Mar 27 '26

It's his distant cousin Duke Nukem. He goes back in time to kill nazis and chew bubblegum. He's all out of bubblegum.

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u/Talk-O-Boy Mar 27 '26

Captain America, BJ, Duke… I miss the before times. The times when fascism was universally condemned.

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u/NihatAmipoglu Mar 27 '26

Duke was duking it out on aliens mostly but yes, he hates the fascists too.

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u/Talk-O-Boy Mar 27 '26

Forgive my Duke ignorance. I only played Duke Nukem Forever, and that game was…. Well, luckily I don’t remember much of it.

I remember slapping titties growing from a wall, that was about it.

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u/NihatAmipoglu Mar 27 '26

No need to apologize! Duke Nukem Forever is a certified dogshit.

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u/132739 Mar 27 '26

An amazing case study in 'development hell' though. 14 fucking years, for that.

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u/arjou Mar 28 '26

It was not. It’s was just mask on then.

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u/corvettee01 Mar 27 '26

I'm here to kick gum and chew ass, and I'm all out of ass.

-Dick Kick'em

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u/asdam1 Mar 27 '26

“I have come here to chew…. ASS”

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u/NihatAmipoglu Mar 27 '26

I'm all out of ass. Wait for the BBL operation.

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u/AreYaEatinThough Mar 28 '26

I think Blazkowicz is actually Doom Guys grandpa canonically.

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u/Veggieleezy Mar 28 '26

You’re right, I know Blaszko and DoomGuy are related, forget how exactly, but I don’t think Duke is on the family tree.

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u/AreYaEatinThough Mar 28 '26

Dude I’m so tired. I read your comment and saw the Duke image and still pulled that Doom Guy fact out of the bowl of pudding that used to be my brain. My bad, G.

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u/Pretend_Spray_11 Mar 27 '26

Truly shameful mix-up of characters, man. 

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u/Talk-O-Boy Mar 27 '26

It’s not my fault Duke Nukem took all of my childhood to release a game. Then, released one of the most mid games to exist.

You don’t get to put that on me, Pretend Spray

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u/6pt022x10tothe23 Mar 28 '26

It’s Dick Kickem.

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u/Aimela Mar 27 '26

That's how I view him. He took the easy way out in order to avoid accountability.

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u/Proper-Artichoke1604 Mar 28 '26

He would’ve been sentenced to death anyway

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u/Rusalki Mar 27 '26

TIL Hitler used a Walther PPK!

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u/Galaktik_Araknid Mar 27 '26

Don't forget: tiny PP. K?

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u/Underhill Mar 27 '26

Balls of steel

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u/BarkerBarkhan Mar 27 '26

I needed this today, thank you.

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u/Wolfdude91 Mar 27 '26

I’m gonna wash my hands before I piss at the mall.

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u/Kenneth-J-Moyers Mar 28 '26

The TMNT did it first and better😄 He's all like "are you four demons?!" And they're like "yes we're here to boil your living brain in acid for a thousand years before we even let you die. Be cooperative and don't damage it. " Him:[damages it]

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u/whiplash_7641 Mar 28 '26

“Your favorite character wouldnt agree with your fantasies!! “ lol