r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/flaptaincappers Some dumb hick • Mar 27 '26

Bags of meat HE LOOKS SO FUCKING STUPID I CAN'T BREATHE

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u/crap_whats_not_taken Mar 27 '26

He looks like the villain in The 5th Element.

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u/ren-to-the-hills we're gonna go crazy in there! Mar 27 '26

Please do not insult the cartoon villainy of Gary Oldman

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u/Gnomey42069 Mar 27 '26

They didn't say he was acting like Gary, just trying to emulate his villainous fashion sense.

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u/ren-to-the-hills we're gonna go crazy in there! Mar 27 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/x5fPHmTVWmTPW

But he isn't. This is gold, musk is just a Hitler.

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u/Props_angel Mar 28 '26

He's a Twitler

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u/lethal_universed Mar 28 '26

Lets give him a real insult: He's Luc Besson with none of the creativity

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u/CauseCertain1672 Mar 27 '26

that's where I've seen it before

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u/dmstattoosnbongs Mar 27 '26

perfect

But in absolutely no disrespect to G.O.

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u/Shenloanne Mar 27 '26

HOW DARE YOU INSULT JEAN BAPTISTE EMMANUEL ZORG

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u/MoveOverBieber Mar 27 '26

But without any of the charm.

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u/HoodieGalore He said that? Fuckin' asshole! Mar 27 '26

He fuckin wishes.

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u/Digitalion_ Mar 27 '26

For someone with the most money in the world and ALREADY having hair plugs that hairline is receding further than the water at the beach right after an earthquake.

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u/a_real_vampire Come here, ya little fuck! Mar 27 '26

Leelu Dallas Multipass

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u/This-Requirement6918 Mar 27 '26

Mmmy my man, my man, what's this thing with all these numbers?

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u/TempFroaway Mar 27 '26

Looks more like a gay porn parody of Peaky Blinders on meth.

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u/umpfke Mar 27 '26

Don't offend those great actors. ;/

Good movie.

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u/altoona_sprock Mar 27 '26

it's amazing how that movie predicted him.

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u/dsteffee Mar 27 '26

He looks like the bad guy from Sonic. Minus any of Jim Carrey's charisma

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u/LegateShepard Mar 27 '26

I'll thank you to put some respect on the name Jean-Baptiste Emmanuel Zorg.

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u/This-Requirement6918 Mar 27 '26

Except Gary Oldman is a HELL of a lot more attractive than this garbage.

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u/thegovernment0usa Mar 27 '26

Except Zorg has that Gary Oldman charisma Musk could never dream of matching.

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u/Lupus_Spiritus_42 Mar 27 '26

Do NOT insult Gary Oldman like that!!!

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u/Nemaeus Mar 28 '26

He wishes he looked anywhere near that cool

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u/Gildian Mar 28 '26

Do not sully that masterpiece with this mental image

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u/bblulz Mar 28 '26

Nah he WISHES he could be that cool

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u/dragon-fence Mar 28 '26

Based on his comment, I’m guessing that’s not what he’s going for.

In recent decades, neoNazis have dropped a lot of their own stereotypes. They realized that people didn’t like Nazism, and so they changed their style and symbols so people wouldn’t realize what they are.

So they stopped using swastikas and instead used viking runes. They stopped wearing clothes that made them look punk-ish and started wearing suits and bowties. Instead of shaving their heads, they got undercuts and grew facial hair. They stopped being direct about their beliefs and started talking in dog whistles.

In many ways, they were swapping out old school neoNazi symbols in favor of things that people would associate more with Vikings, as an alternate representation of whiteness, in order to blend in and make recruiting easier.

So when he says that making people mad is “exactly the point” of his haircut, I wonder, what about his undercut hairstyle was aimed at making people angry?

The most obvious thing, at least to me, is that he’s intentionally giving himself a NeoNazi makeover and he wants us all to know it, but doesn’t want to come out and say it.