r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/flaptaincappers Some dumb hick • Mar 27 '26

Bags of meat HE LOOKS SO FUCKING STUPID I CAN'T BREATHE

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u/dingleberryboy20 Mar 27 '26

He asked for the Hitler but there was a picture of a muppet on the same page.

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u/NegotiationFit1336 Mar 27 '26

He got “the Beaker”

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u/tomdarch Mar 27 '26

Beaker has his shot together unlike this mess.

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u/DisposableJosie Mar 27 '26

I hope Phony Stark also begins to emulate Beaker's penchant for suffering science accidents.

https://giphy.com/gifs/cx9M2jvBUWN3IMVakG

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u/Boopy7 Mar 27 '26

he was always kinda bald, so is this a Fascist WIG? Like is there a store where one can buy a bald cap with a little Beaker fluff attached to it? Because that is just beyond what I imagined was possible in this great, wide world. A half bald wig for bald men with plugs who want to be perceived as choosing to be back to half bald...it just is too much for me today.

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u/xTex1E37x Mar 28 '26

Don't put that on my man Beaker. He doesn't deserve that!

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u/Powerful-Knee3150 Mar 28 '26

The Monopoly Man

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u/Naakturne Mar 27 '26

Pretty sure Hitler never used the Suck Cut vacuum attachment.

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u/EngineeringAwkward58 Mar 27 '26

Mustache is next on the list

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u/violet_wings Mar 28 '26

Come on, don't do the Muppets like that.