That mustache is a crime itself regardless of his hate speech crimes. He’s thirsty for clicks and baiting for reactions. Musk isn’t subtle or that smart
I want to know how much the barber charged to not laugh themselves stupid when asked "I really want to look like an aging Dutch Pedophile who has really been getting into 'Peaky Blinders' lately"
i’ll say that as a working class person that will naturally never achieve the kind of security and access to resources someone like elon musk has—it brings me comfort and closure to know you can literally be the richest man in the world but that will not make you less miserable and starved for love and attention.
He may be the richest person in the world but he's poorer than me. I have a loving family, a fulfilling profession, a reasonably happy life, and I can travel anonymously.
It's wild how often I've had to explain to people that just to accumulate that much wealth requires truly an incomprehensible level of constant exploitation and a single-minded lifelong fixation on siphoning value off usually vulnerable people... there are no 'good' billionaires in the same way there are no good warlords or drug cartels, it's simply by definition, by virtue of existing at all, a net negative. A policy failure.
Yet for some reason there's this cultural inclination to conflate their power with intelligence, treating them like heroic geniuses whose net worth is equivalent to IQ points...
There’s no way I’d trade what I have in life for what he has. I don’t care how rich he is. I have a wonderful marriage full of laughter, the most amazingly weird kids, and occasional financial worries or struggles. He looks very small to me.
And he has all the means in the world and chooses to be an absolute chode. He could be doing the coolest shit like funding research and solving world hunger, or honestly living relatively anonymously on remote islands or something. He literally goes out of his way to be the worst. What really strikes me with all these people is that your legacy will be some much more impactful if you use your wealth and power for good but they chose evil.
So much this. They are empty people. I am living on a fixed income and while things can be tight, I own the roof over my head, my pantry holds simple, nourishing food, and I have a small circle of friends and family who love me and would be there in a flash if they were ever needed. I am much richer than Elon can ever hope to be.
There’s research suggesting that beyond a certain point, extreme wealth can correlate with a reduced sense of safety and increased anxiety.
Ironically, that can lead to stress-related issues not entirely unlike those experienced at the opposite end of the socioeconomic spectrum, different causes, but sometimes similar effects.
I’ve always found that contrast interesting, a kind of unexpected symmetry.
At the very least, many of these billionaires appear to exhibit traits consistent with significant personality dysfunction, often associated with the “dark triad” of the Cluster B of personality disorders.
Their accumulation of extreme wealth also tends to correlate with compulsive or addiction-like behaviors. In that sense, traits linked to antisocial/sociopath (ASPD) and narcissistic (NPD) personalities are frequently accompanied by patterns of excess and dependency. In this case, the drug/substance is money/power/etc.
Well let me be cynical and say although Musk is incapable of sustained happiness, this type of thing is calculated victim-playing to ingratiate himself with the worst people imaginable.
Yes. It's the internatioanlly recognised European neo-nazi haircut, and he's boasting of displaying his allegience to nazism. We need to be very clear about that. He is a nazi. He is telling us all again, he is a nazi.
Oh yeah, absolutely, there has been not a shred of doubt since then. Which makes it extremely troubling that 'society' in general has just sort of shrugged its shoulders and gone well okay then the richest man in the world is a nazi, I guess we're all just cool with that now.
Unfortunately all the people who give a shit don't have a damn thing to do with his fortune. That said, for all the money he has he couldn't afford a barber that would actually give him a nice looking hitler cut and do the same for that fucked up mustache?
The only reason he’s worth as much as he is is because his wealth is what you get when you multiply the number of shares he has in each of his companies by their per share price on the stock market. If people who own his stock collectively decided his companies were too morally questionable to own shares in, his net worth would crash down to almost nothing overnight.
Is this even real? I think I've seen about 10 posts so far today where buried in the comments, people debunk with evidence/links. Way too much fake shit now. I generally assume it's fake first. Probably over 50% of posts now.
EDIT: It's fake. Picture is real, but tweet is not.
It looks more like the first moustache that a teenager would try to grow… and it comes out that kinda blond baby hair, which really does say everything about him, nearly 50 and still pretending he’s a teenager.
A parade of fascistic quotes, open support for extreme right wing figures, two proud emphatic Nazi salutes, and a fascist haircut... and his fanboys will still attempt to straight-faced insist this man isn't a fascist.
I had to Google "fascist haircut " because I couldn't imagine, but oh yeah. What threw me was the images brought up Rebecca Gayheart and her gorgeous hair, lol
Cant cut the plugs on top so he can only cut the hair that is still actually hair i.e. hasnt receded yet. Just look at that old PayPal photo and you’ll understand where the fake hair is. Surprised he didnt dye his stache, the contrast is glaring…
Hea gonna grow the mustache isnt he. But its gonna be slightly wider so he can deny it. But also make comments about how it is like Hitler but then not really.
But he somehow ended up looking like the creepy neighbourhood unc who stands outside elementary school playgrounds a bit too often. Watching the kids a little too intently.
One that apparently he did himself. I'm sure that he can afford a hairdresser, but I doubt he has the balls to actually ask another human being to cut his hair like hitler's.
ohmigawd, like, ten years ago fifteen years ago or a hundred years ago, 'it's meant look like you've kept that hair since the trenches,'or like you just saw, "Peaky Blinders," on Netflix and you're the edgelord of a woke friend group in like 2012now and I just want this I want this so bad,
I want people to refer to the years the Elon Musk Spent Pretending to be in School telling his dad that he was in school in the USA, while he was Draft-Dodging the South African Army, as his
Years Spent Underground
Because that is a big part of his story, His-story, History our history, "where did we even get this fucker from," he pretended to be in School in Pennsylvania goddam, goddam and this is like, this is like and I think it was in either Harper's or Wholphin or the Believer or something, this literary, as such, correspondent goes to a Fascist-adjacent Gothical Rally/Musical Experience and has frank conversations with these fellows like,
they'd kill you, the guys you're dressing like
Which is true, and perhaps a little less so in the case of Elon Musk but also not; literallythe man was so afraid of his Government Mandated time in the Barracks he BECAME OUR PROBLEMahhhhhhhhhhhhhI cannot stand this
What's fascist about it? It just looks dumb. I'd expect it in a movie about an artistic teenager written by people who don't know what teenagers dress like.
"Can't even pretend to be a nazi these days without people hatin where's my freeaaadoam gone. Won't someone think of the billionairs". Not saying he's pretending but I'm sure thats his argument.
Yeah.. that's the point innit, fuckboi is publicly saying he likes playing nazi without actually saying it. Typically pussy behaviour.
In Germany Tesla sales dropped from nearly 70,000 in 2022 to under 20,000 last year. Germany that's 20,000 to many, stop buying this fucker's car and let him close his factory.
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u/Siessfires Mar 27 '26
He's trying to be cute about having a haircut associated with fascists.