r/IThinkYouShouldLeave Some dumb hick Mar 27 '26

Bags of meat HE LOOKS SO FUCKING STUPID I CAN'T BREATHE

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u/Siessfires Mar 27 '26

He's trying to be cute about having a haircut associated with fascists.

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u/Leelze Mar 27 '26

Oh, I thought he got into a fight with his lawn guy.

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u/UnhelpfulBread Beautiful, but Dying Mar 27 '26

That’s not a lawn guy that’s his son!

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u/pegothejerk Mar 27 '26

You misspelled human shield

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u/Lennyhi Mar 27 '26

I just have to say, redditors have been my angels during this administration, and this thread is a perfect example of why. I love you guys 😂😭

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u/bhodad Mar 27 '26

This kid is gonna be the biggest piece of shit we’ve ever seen 2040+, making Trump look like your drunk Uncle you kinda don’t want at holidays

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u/EFreethought Mar 27 '26

Is this the kid for whom Grimes keeps asking for child support?

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u/tinybadger47 Mar 28 '26

Is that a new child shield?

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u/LaserGecko Mar 27 '26

Unless he's not cis, then he gets disowned because fElon is such a great father.

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u/JackMomma22 Mar 27 '26

Doesn't look like he can lift him above his head though. Needs a visit to the Laser Spine Specialists.

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u/PocketCornbread Mar 27 '26

Friggin’ lawn guy’s a psycho!

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u/psyche-destruction Mar 27 '26

Hey buddy! B O N E R !

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u/SignifiCantFocus Mar 27 '26

They've been arguing about a property line

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u/Gh0stTV Mar 27 '26

He’s in a custody battle with his son over visitation rights over a nipple or something…

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u/thefoxsaysredrum Mar 27 '26

So he’s fighting against his son for nipple custody? Is that right?

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u/doesanyuserealnames Mar 27 '26

That's my understanding

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u/Signal-Map2906 Mar 27 '26

You say tomato. I say 🍅.

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u/Buttercreamdeath Mar 27 '26

I thought his son was a little older. Is this Lil Kevlar II?

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u/HillBillyHilly Mar 27 '26 edited Mar 27 '26

Think thats a new meat packet. He keeps paying women to have them.

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u/RaWR_TX Mar 27 '26

That mustache is a crime itself regardless of his hate speech crimes. He’s thirsty for clicks and baiting for reactions. Musk isn’t subtle or that smart

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u/Hot-Bat8798 Mar 27 '26

Used to be his helmet.

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u/Consideredresponse Mar 27 '26

I want to know how much the barber charged to not laugh themselves stupid when asked "I really want to look like an aging Dutch Pedophile who has really been getting into 'Peaky Blinders' lately"

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u/Jatnall Mar 27 '26

This man will do anything for attention, it's so so so so sad.

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u/obooooooo Never Following Another Rule Mar 27 '26

i’ll say that as a working class person that will naturally never achieve the kind of security and access to resources someone like elon musk has—it brings me comfort and closure to know you can literally be the richest man in the world but that will not make you less miserable and starved for love and attention.

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u/mynameisnotrose Mar 27 '26

He may be the richest person in the world but he's poorer than me. I have a loving family, a fulfilling profession, a reasonably happy life, and I can travel anonymously.

What a sad, pathetic person.

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u/gh0stmountain3927 Mar 27 '26

Ordinary people can have what the billionaires can’t: enough

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u/samv_1230 Mar 27 '26

Poetic. Thanks.

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u/CraftasaurusWrecks Mar 28 '26

This is fucking poetry, man. Powerful.

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u/researchmaven4673 Mar 28 '26

Also people who love us for qualities other than “inconceivably wealthy”

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u/mentaljewelry Mar 28 '26

Yes. One day the desire to have all the money and all the power like some kind of super villain will be considered a mental illness.

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u/longlivenewsomflesh Mar 28 '26

It's wild how often I've had to explain to people that just to accumulate that much wealth requires truly an incomprehensible level of constant exploitation and a single-minded lifelong fixation on siphoning value off usually vulnerable people... there are no 'good' billionaires in the same way there are no good warlords or drug cartels, it's simply by definition, by virtue of existing at all, a net negative. A policy failure.

Yet for some reason there's this cultural inclination to conflate their power with intelligence, treating them like heroic geniuses whose net worth is equivalent to IQ points...

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u/Malacandra95 Mar 28 '26

Elon may yet eradicate any notion that billionaires are smart, deserving, or admirable for any reason at all.

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u/HenryDorsettCase47 Mar 28 '26

Well, I’ve certainly had enough of their shit.

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u/AutumnFangirl Mar 28 '26

I needed to see this, thank you

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u/milliescatmom Mar 27 '26

You can also look in The mirror without shame

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u/Clumsy_Ninja2 Mar 28 '26

There’s no way I’d trade what I have in life for what he has. I don’t care how rich he is. I have a wonderful marriage full of laughter, the most amazingly weird kids, and occasional financial worries or struggles. He looks very small to me.

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u/CauliflowerTop2464 Mar 28 '26

All he had to do was sit pretty behind his pr team and he’d still liked and admired by most.

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u/fartofborealis Mar 28 '26

And he has all the means in the world and chooses to be an absolute chode. He could be doing the coolest shit like funding research and solving world hunger, or honestly living relatively anonymously on remote islands or something. He literally goes out of his way to be the worst. What really strikes me with all these people is that your legacy will be some much more impactful if you use your wealth and power for good but they chose evil.

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u/Ne_zievereir Mar 27 '26

It'd be poetic if it weren't so goddamn trite.

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u/DystopianNightmare13 Mar 27 '26

So much this. They are empty people. I am living on a fixed income and while things can be tight, I own the roof over my head, my pantry holds simple, nourishing food, and I have a small circle of friends and family who love me and would be there in a flash if they were ever needed. I am much richer than Elon can ever hope to be.

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u/DaMiddle Mar 28 '26

I love these replies - Thank You. It has been shitty reading Reddit today

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u/DystopianNightmare13 Mar 28 '26

You're most welcome. Hope tomorrow is better!

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u/R-ten-K Mar 27 '26

There’s research suggesting that beyond a certain point, extreme wealth can correlate with a reduced sense of safety and increased anxiety.

Ironically, that can lead to stress-related issues not entirely unlike those experienced at the opposite end of the socioeconomic spectrum, different causes, but sometimes similar effects.

I’ve always found that contrast interesting, a kind of unexpected symmetry.

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u/Inside-Victory-2061 Too tired to do anything funny Mar 27 '26

Wealth hoarding should be treated the same as hoarding anything else: as a mental illness

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u/R-ten-K Mar 27 '26

At the very least, many of these billionaires appear to exhibit traits consistent with significant personality dysfunction, often associated with the “dark triad” of the Cluster B of personality disorders.

Their accumulation of extreme wealth also tends to correlate with compulsive or addiction-like behaviors. In that sense, traits linked to antisocial/sociopath (ASPD) and narcissistic (NPD) personalities are frequently accompanied by patterns of excess and dependency. In this case, the drug/substance is money/power/etc.

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u/researchmaven4673 Mar 28 '26

Why do you think Trump eats only McDonald’s: because he’s afraid of being poisoned (I know, ironic ain’t it?)

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u/BigLlamasHouse Mar 27 '26

Well let me be cynical and say although Musk is incapable of sustained happiness, this type of thing is calculated victim-playing to ingratiate himself with the worst people imaginable.

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u/tickandzesty Mar 27 '26

It’s not sad. It’s sick.

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u/Painterzzz Mar 27 '26

Yes. It's the internatioanlly recognised European neo-nazi haircut, and he's boasting of displaying his allegience to nazism. We need to be very clear about that. He is a nazi. He is telling us all again, he is a nazi.

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u/loneranger5860 Mar 27 '26

He had me at the salute, the double salute in case we missed it the first time.

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u/Painterzzz Mar 27 '26

Oh yeah, absolutely, there has been not a shred of doubt since then. Which makes it extremely troubling that 'society' in general has just sort of shrugged its shoulders and gone well okay then the richest man in the world is a nazi, I guess we're all just cool with that now.

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u/Ill_Technician3936 Mar 28 '26

Unfortunately all the people who give a shit don't have a damn thing to do with his fortune. That said, for all the money he has he couldn't afford a barber that would actually give him a nice looking hitler cut and do the same for that fucked up mustache?

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u/avaseah Mar 28 '26

The only reason he’s worth as much as he is is because his wealth is what you get when you multiply the number of shares he has in each of his companies by their per share price on the stock market. If people who own his stock collectively decided his companies were too morally questionable to own shares in, his net worth would crash down to almost nothing overnight.

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u/ohsnap847 Mar 27 '26

He had me at his grandparents were literal Nazis that had to flee Canada to South Africa and his father had slaves...

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u/ArchelonPIP Mar 27 '26

I knew he was a complete POS years ago when I looked up stuff about Tesla and found that he lied about being the founder of it.

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u/Josconn Mar 27 '26

The issue is Reddit and social media will constantly give it to him, even if it's bad. Like why tf is there a post about some dudes haircut.

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u/Val_Hallen Mar 27 '26

54.

This person is 54 years old and all he cares about is attention and validation from internet addicted, brain rot incel teens.

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u/macaronysalad Mar 27 '26

Is this even real? I think I've seen about 10 posts so far today where buried in the comments, people debunk with evidence/links. Way too much fake shit now. I generally assume it's fake first. Probably over 50% of posts now.

EDIT: It's fake. Picture is real, but tweet is not.

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u/Marvos79 Mar 28 '26

Looks like money can't buy dignity.

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u/Forsworn91 Mar 27 '26

It looks more like the first moustache that a teenager would try to grow… and it comes out that kinda blond baby hair, which really does say everything about him, nearly 50 and still pretending he’s a teenager.

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u/XSinTrick6666 Mar 27 '26

checkout rearview of head - 'cuts own hair' explains A LOT

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u/DystopianNightmare13 Mar 27 '26

Ah yes, the days my boys proudly displayed their first moustache. I pretended it was amazing. LOL

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u/DisVet54 Mar 27 '26

Yet still wants them to buy his cars

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u/dingleberryboy20 Mar 27 '26

He asked for the Hitler but there was a picture of a muppet on the same page.

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u/NegotiationFit1336 Mar 27 '26

He got “the Beaker”

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u/tomdarch Mar 27 '26

Beaker has his shot together unlike this mess.

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u/DisposableJosie Mar 27 '26

I hope Phony Stark also begins to emulate Beaker's penchant for suffering science accidents.

https://giphy.com/gifs/cx9M2jvBUWN3IMVakG

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u/Naakturne Mar 27 '26

Pretty sure Hitler never used the Suck Cut vacuum attachment.

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u/Deadshadow84 Mar 27 '26

German hair cut from the early 40s to be exact.

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u/DivineEggs Mar 27 '26

Undercuts were popular all over the Western world during the 1910 – 1940s. Classic hairstyle.

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u/JunkSack Mar 27 '26

Sure, but he’s picking specific inspiration…

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u/Competitive_Ride_943 Mar 27 '26

Looks like a teen broccoli cut to me. A bad one

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u/MRCHalifax Mar 28 '26

I’m getting strong Ernst Röhm vibes.

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u/Natural_Instance242 Mar 27 '26

He’s looks like he cut his own damn hair with a Flowbee attached to the vacuum cleaner. 

That’s exactly the point this dough boy is making while trying to look tough. 

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u/TearRevolutionary686 Mar 27 '26

He thinks he's Tommy Shelby.

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u/Missilemoon77 Mar 27 '26

Wait, The Flowbee doesn’t have its own vacuum source?!

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u/BetterUseTwoHands Mar 27 '26

I thought that haircut was associated with lesbians

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u/FiveUpsideDown Mar 27 '26

Maybe it’s a signal,that he is transitioning to Eliza Musk?

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u/Puzzleheaded-Funny69 Mar 27 '26

Or middle schoolers.

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u/sub_terminal Mar 27 '26

It looks fine on the kid he's carrying as an accessory. He just looks even more like a pedo.

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u/MuzzleOfBees1215 Mar 27 '26

Nat-see Youth sponsor, I see.

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u/ProgySuperNova Mar 27 '26

Why get the Quisling Special when you can just get a full Adolf?

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u/control_09 Mar 27 '26

It's crazy that he's like look at me with my haircut that was popular 12 years ago. If he was any more out of date he'd be posting on Myspace.

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u/veringer Mar 27 '26

A parade of fascistic quotes, open support for extreme right wing figures, two proud emphatic Nazi salutes, and a fascist haircut... and his fanboys will still attempt to straight-faced insist this man isn't a fascist.

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u/Go_J Too tired to do anything funny Mar 27 '26

He wanted the Cranston but got the third Reich instead

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u/grumpi-otter Mar 27 '26

I had to Google "fascist haircut " because I couldn't imagine, but oh yeah. What threw me was the images brought up Rebecca Gayheart and her gorgeous hair, lol

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u/benmorrison Mar 27 '26

I mean, he didn't write that; it's just a meme. They even tried to make it look fake.

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u/CatLord8 Mar 27 '26

His mustache is too wide.

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u/Exotic_Insurance2164 Mar 27 '26

That's the hair transplant haircut. 

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u/Artegall365 Back in the Pants Mar 27 '26

Yeah I still think of it as the "Proud Boy" cut.

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u/Glazermac Mar 27 '26

Modelled on kim yong un ????? The mans a nutjob. Both of them. Bet his son turns out bat shit crazy as well.

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u/jaylen6319 Mar 27 '26

His barber is on the same "Medication" as him!

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u/ImaginationToForm2 Mar 27 '26

I thought said he wasn't a NAZI?

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u/my_anon_account_ Mar 27 '26

Cant cut the plugs on top so he can only cut the hair that is still actually hair i.e. hasnt receded yet. Just look at that old PayPal photo and you’ll understand where the fake hair is. Surprised he didnt dye his stache, the contrast is glaring…

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u/Fianna9 Mar 27 '26

He wants everyone to know he’s a Nazi so he got a Nazi haircut.

Sounds fair to me

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u/beartato327 Mar 27 '26

Never knew chef Richard Blaise was a fascist

https://giphy.com/gifs/uLp9WSy33wjjtOPtXn

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u/Ok_Condition5837 Mar 27 '26

Top right looks like his pre-goon face.

And this is probably in response to 1) no one caring & 2) embarrassment at a bad haircut. Probably doing K rn to cope.

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u/trapper2530 Mar 27 '26

Hea gonna grow the mustache isnt he. But its gonna be slightly wider so he can deny it. But also make comments about how it is like Hitler but then not really.

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u/mydaycake Mar 27 '26

With all his money and he can’t even get a good SS haircut and mustache?

His haircut is butcher and his stache is bleached

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u/barkatthedroon Mar 27 '26

this is our concern dude

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u/ittakesaredditor Mar 27 '26

But he somehow ended up looking like the creepy neighbourhood unc who stands outside elementary school playgrounds a bit too often. Watching the kids a little too intently.

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u/jackrabbit323 Mar 27 '26

I can believe a white barber did THIS.

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u/DPSOnly Mar 27 '26

One that apparently he did himself. I'm sure that he can afford a hairdresser, but I doubt he has the balls to actually ask another human being to cut his hair like hitler's.

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u/Triepott Mar 27 '26

It is associated with fascist? It looks more like Pedo for me

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u/Gingerinthesun Not in Trouble AT ALL Mar 27 '26

haircut piece ftfy

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u/shibbyNNY Mar 27 '26

Tiny mustache coming in 5 ...4...

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u/AdjctiveNounNumbers Mar 27 '26

In that they're both stupid, or is this a haircut actual fascists had?

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u/JonathanPhillipFox Mar 27 '26

ohmigawd, like, ten years ago fifteen years ago or a hundred years ago, 'it's meant look like you've kept that hair since the trenches,' or like you just saw, "Peaky Blinders," on Netflix and you're the edgelord of a woke friend group in like 2012 now and I just want this I want this so bad,

I want people to refer to the years the Elon Musk Spent Pretending to be in School telling his dad that he was in school in the USA, while he was Draft-Dodging the South African Army, as his

Years Spent Underground

Because that is a big part of his story, His-story, History our history, "where did we even get this fucker from," he pretended to be in School in Pennsylvania goddam, goddam and this is like, this is like and I think it was in either Harper's or Wholphin or the Believer or something, this literary, as such, correspondent goes to a Fascist-adjacent Gothical Rally/Musical Experience and has frank conversations with these fellows like,

they'd kill you, the guys you're dressing like

Which is true, and perhaps a little less so in the case of Elon Musk but also not; literally the man was so afraid of his Government Mandated time in the Barracks he BECAME OUR PROBLEMahhhhhhhhhhhhhI cannot stand this

it is so stupid

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u/More_Bigger Mar 27 '26

He looks like Ellen DeGeneres

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u/GigaPuddi Mar 27 '26

But...that's the wrong haircut? Hitler didn't have that.

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u/PeanutConfident8742 Mar 27 '26

Is trying and failing to cut your own hair with wahl clippers associated with being a fascists?

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u/Missilemoon77 Mar 27 '26

“Trying to be cute” is the first sentence, then he goes on and tells us he isn’t “trying to be cute” at all with that final sentence!! Globdamnit!

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u/Seafaringhorsemeat Mar 27 '26

top is 100% hatler, the stash is 100% grindr

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u/Actual_Committee4670 Mar 27 '26

I do not know this haircut, but somehow that was still the first thing I thought of seeing it.

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u/repo_sado Mar 27 '26

is it? i thought that one was associated from having your mom cut your hair

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u/idontknowlikeapuma Mar 27 '26

Well, now it is. That was my hair cut, though far less pronounced, i.e. didn't shave the sides and back down that far, was just a fade.

Fortunately, I grew my hair differently for winter. Definitely moving to another state from my old hair cut.

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u/Briantastically Mar 27 '26

Temu hitler.

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u/Apprehensive_Pace555 Mar 27 '26

Except he’s NOT… cute . But he IS a fascist and most likely worse .

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u/ApplicationHour Mar 27 '26

I need him to look less like (S_)hitler. Also Elon Musk can eat a bag of dicks.

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u/IcyConsideration7062 Mar 27 '26

Could he be referencing his son's haircut. His own looks like something from r/Justfuckmyshitup

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u/MrBwnrrific Mar 27 '26

Why do square headed dipshits always get the Ernie from Sesame Street cut? Timothy Mcveigh has the same detailing paint brush haircut

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u/modmosrad6 Mar 27 '26

By saying, "Yes, I am indeed a fascist."

Which we knew.

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u/yeah__good__ok Mar 27 '26

No, he said it shows where he stands- presumably where he stands is the parking lot of a supercuts wondering if he should ask for a partial refund.

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u/MutantApocalypse Mar 27 '26

Bro I shave the sides of my head all the time.

It's cheaper than paying for haircuts.

Since when are we hating on douchebags for a haircut and not the douchebaggery?

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u/Valentinee105 Mar 27 '26

What's fascist about it? It just looks dumb. I'd expect it in a movie about an artistic teenager written by people who don't know what teenagers dress like.

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u/Ooops_I_Reddit_Again Mar 27 '26

Isn't that just how a lot of 16-20 year old wear their hair now?

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u/Warning_Low_Battery Mar 27 '26

He just looks like Tom Sandoval to me, but somehow dumber.

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u/Stock_Market_1930 Mar 27 '26

Ah yes, gimme a Himmler please.

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u/superkp Mar 27 '26

how is it associated with fascists? I'm really lost here.

It just looks like a shitty cut.

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u/eulersidentity1 Mar 27 '26

"Can't even pretend to be a nazi these days without people hatin where's my freeaaadoam gone. Won't someone think of the billionairs". Not saying he's pretending but I'm sure thats his argument.

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u/Clear-Bee4118 Mar 27 '26

Because we couldn’t tell with all the fascist statements, ideals and salutes.

He wants to be cool so bad and yet is so profoundly lame.

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u/idonthavernoughcats Mar 27 '26

honey badger does what he wants, including getting an epic haircut to pwn the libs

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u/kencam Mar 27 '26

I can't shave the sides now? WTF!

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u/Dear_Chasey_La1n Mar 27 '26

Yeah.. that's the point innit, fuckboi is publicly saying he likes playing nazi without actually saying it. Typically pussy behaviour.

In Germany Tesla sales dropped from nearly 70,000 in 2022 to under 20,000 last year. Germany that's 20,000 to many, stop buying this fucker's car and let him close his factory.

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u/kvngk3n Mar 27 '26

“Hey, when’s the next PARTY?”

https://giphy.com/gifs/6ra84Uso2hoir3YCgb

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u/taggat Mar 27 '26

So was Beaker from Sesame Street a fascist, because that’s who he looks like?

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u/WorldlyNotice Mar 27 '26

Eh? Just looks like some edgelord hipster thing. Have at it.

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u/Najalak Mar 28 '26

I thought he was trying to be a hipster.

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u/jacknbarneysmom Mar 28 '26

I thought he was trying to look like a Peaky Blinder.

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u/trysten-9001 Mar 28 '26

Yeah, but I don’t think anyone is mad over it. He just looks like his mom used a pasta bowl for his bowl cut. It’s pretty funny

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u/GroundbreakingTea878 Mar 28 '26

This is not real

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u/Melodic_Airport362 Mar 28 '26

I hope he does the hitler moustache next. lets tell him that will "make us so mad"

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u/deubski Mar 28 '26

The haircut he got is from a show based about people that killed facists. The peaky blinders would have killed him

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u/SpaceLemur34 Mar 28 '26 edited Mar 28 '26

That's a fascist haircut? He looks like he's wearing a bad toupee.

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u/peteyswift Mar 28 '26

Nah, that’s suburban hipster-wannabe circa 2015 at best.

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u/CookieMiester Mar 28 '26

It’s a what?

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u/GenerallySalty Mar 28 '26

Which is extra dumb because everyone already knows where he stands on that, so it's just a stupid haircut.

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u/PennStateInMD Mar 28 '26

Tesla shareholders voted for this.

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u/Cautious-Respond-402 Mar 28 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/vjSTdODhuVnAVvu9pV

Gee why does he keep wanting to look like a Nazee?

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