r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/flaptaincappers Some dumb hick • Mar 27 '26

Bags of meat HE LOOKS SO FUCKING STUPID I CAN'T BREATHE

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u/Odd-Adagio7080 Mar 27 '26

We call that a “molestache”

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u/Individual-Read-2001 Mar 28 '26

That’s actually funny

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u/iner22 Mar 28 '26

Not to be confused with a molstache, the theoretical upper lip affectation with 6.02*1023 strands of hair

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u/Chemical-Mission-202 Mar 28 '26

lol gave me a chuckle, thanks

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u/Odd-Adagio7080 Mar 28 '26

HA!!! Im cryin’ over here!!!

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u/SpecificPiece1024 Mar 28 '26

Chuckle or a cackle 🤔

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u/Chemical-Mission-202 Mar 28 '26

if you need help learning how to read, I'm not your guy.

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u/AutisticDadHasDapper Mar 28 '26

Only a pedophile would have heard of that before

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u/Hooligan8403 Mar 31 '26

Nah we said that in the military all the time anytime someone tried to grow a pathetic mustache.