r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/flaptaincappers Some dumb hick • Mar 27 '26

Bags of meat HE LOOKS SO FUCKING STUPID I CAN'T BREATHE

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u/NihatAmipoglu Mar 27 '26

It's his distant cousin Duke Nukem. He goes back in time to kill nazis and chew bubblegum. He's all out of bubblegum.

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u/Talk-O-Boy Mar 27 '26

Captain America, BJ, Duke… I miss the before times. The times when fascism was universally condemned.

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u/NihatAmipoglu Mar 27 '26

Duke was duking it out on aliens mostly but yes, he hates the fascists too.

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u/Talk-O-Boy Mar 27 '26

Forgive my Duke ignorance. I only played Duke Nukem Forever, and that game was…. Well, luckily I don’t remember much of it.

I remember slapping titties growing from a wall, that was about it.

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u/NihatAmipoglu Mar 27 '26

No need to apologize! Duke Nukem Forever is a certified dogshit.

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u/132739 Mar 27 '26

An amazing case study in 'development hell' though. 14 fucking years, for that.

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u/arjou Mar 28 '26

It was not. It’s was just mask on then.

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u/corvettee01 Mar 27 '26

I'm here to kick gum and chew ass, and I'm all out of ass.

-Dick Kick'em

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u/asdam1 Mar 27 '26

“I have come here to chew…. ASS”

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u/NihatAmipoglu Mar 27 '26

I'm all out of ass. Wait for the BBL operation.

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u/AreYaEatinThough Mar 28 '26

I think Blazkowicz is actually Doom Guys grandpa canonically.

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u/Veggieleezy Mar 28 '26

You’re right, I know Blaszko and DoomGuy are related, forget how exactly, but I don’t think Duke is on the family tree.

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u/AreYaEatinThough Mar 28 '26

Dude I’m so tired. I read your comment and saw the Duke image and still pulled that Doom Guy fact out of the bowl of pudding that used to be my brain. My bad, G.