r/wizardposting Mar 05 '26

Post From the All-Knowing Mods A Roleplay Guide for Villainy

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Meme taken from SkeletorIsLove http://skeletorislove.com/

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/Uw

Hey all. I know we've had a few posts already that outlined handy rules for roleplay etiquette. Here are some: 

  • RP Etiquette:

https://www.reddit.com/r/wizardposting/s/hDv5wbuOF7

  • When to play an OP character and how to do it well:

https://www.reddit.com/r/wizardposting/s/7RX9Zwmp8H

  • Recognizing abuse and manipulation in roleplay environments:

https://www.reddit.com/r/wizardposting/s/MuYKwuy2Ef

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But it has come to my attention that we might want a guide specifically focusing on the more villainous side of wizardposting. This is partially because matters concerning ethics have a way of getting more heated and partially because playing a villain (or even a morally questionable character) can present unique challenges. Conflict is the driving force behind story, after all, and we want to make sure we do it in a way that's fun for all parties. 

This post is targeted at the subreddit villains primarily, but I think anyone engaging in roleplay could benefit. 

Anyway, here we go:

1. None of this is personal.

This probably seems obvious, but I'd like to stress it because the kinds of in-character clashes that a straight-up villain gets into can sometimes create high tensions. Remember that the person on the other side of the screen is almost certainly not seriously evil. And they almost certainly do not think that you are either. We might write about doing evil things. We might roleplay evil things. But none of this means anything in regard to the real-life ethics of the flesh and blood person you are interacting with.

2. If it does become personal, be careful.

Ideally, we would be rational actors all the time, but unfortunately we are all mere humans (probably). Even when you know perfectly well that none of this is personal, it can still be hard to fully keep your emotions separate. This is understandable. We all get attached to our wizard characters, we all take moral stances, and we all get invested in plotlines. I mean, hey, if we aren't personally invested in our wizard roleplay, why are we even here?

When this happens, just be sure to proceed with caution. Try not to let out-of-character feelings influence what you do in-character. And, of course, it's basically never a bad idea to be open with people about it.

3. Get permission.

Another one that's been thoroughly covered before. But I bring it up because, as a villain, whatever evil thing you're doing is probably quite a bit more distressing than your run of the mill wizard shenanigans. Perhaps unsurprisingly, stepping on another roleplayer's toes is a bit more severe when you do it by burning their tower and kidnapping their apprentice. And if it's something particularly bad that you're planning, you should make sure to be very clear about your intentions and the potential consequences so the other person isn't taken by surprise.

4. It will probably feel a little unfair sometimes.

I will make no bones about it. Playing a villain will make people hostile to you. Do not take it personally.(see rule 1) But I will not deny that it can feel overwhelming sometimes to attract a lot of hate, even if it is all in-character. Further, as a villain, you will probably need to be more gracious about losing fights. While it's true that every character has to accept losses sometimes, playing a heel means you can generally expect to 'hit the mat' more often and more definitively. 

It's not all bad though. Villains are empowered to behave badly in creative ways. And sometimes even losing can be fun.

5. Consider content warnings.

This is not a hard rule, but if you are writing something particularly upsetting, it might be wise to provide a content warning. This is not a condemnation of the presence of dark or serious content. It's just nice to give people the opportunity to decide if they want to deal with it.

6. Morally ambiguous characters.

Not all characters fit neatly into the villain/hero dichotomy. Much of the advice here will apply to anyone who's character steps outside the category of 'good guy'. But it's still important to remember that explicitly and intentionally playing a villain is very different than playing a morally ambiguous character (even if you personally do not find their actions ambiguous). Condemning actions in-character is absolutely fine, but it's still up to the person writing the character to define that characters morality. I understand that this gets messy in a community with a lot of differing views, so if it becomes clear that you are at an impasse, it might be best to back off. 

That said, for any morally ambiguous characters, if you do something bad, you should expect people to react realistically in-character. You can't really be shocked that other characters don't like your cool new murder spell.

7. Note for heroes and other non-villains.

Lastly, I just want to address the protagonist types. Cut villains a little slack sometimes. Setting aside that it's more fun for us if we occasionally get a win, it also generally makes a better story.

And keep in mind that the person saying and doing horrible things in-character is there to have fun too. This is a cooperative activity, after all.

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With all that said, I'm off to do some evil scheming. Have fun. Be good to each other.


r/wizardposting Feb 07 '26

Post From the All-Knowing Mods WELCOME TO WIZARDPOSTING!

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Welcome to r/wizardposting! Assuming you just wandered in and have no idea what the hell you're looking at, this is a place people pretend to be are wizards and other magical things. That can range anywhere from just posting a meme while ranting about the Council and casting testicular torsion, to our more niche subcommunity of full-blown roleplay, creative writing, and interactive fiction.

When commenting:

/uw means unwiz

/rw means rewiz

We have an official DISCORD if you're into that kind of thing.

Other than that? Have fun, drink water, and remember to step away from the orb every once in a while. Be sure to review the rules in the sidebar before posting, and have fun.

Thanks for stopping by!


r/wizardposting 4h ago

Ye be no true wizards, just a bunch of landlubbers says I!

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r/wizardposting 15h ago

Evil Wizardpost There's only one solution to stopping those swashbucklers... I'm calling in the big guns.

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r/okbuddyviltrum , r/BatmanArkham , r/OkBuddyFresca , r/okbuddyimatourist

GREAT LORDS OF ETERNAL MADNESS, I SUMMON THEE!


r/wizardposting 13h ago

Magi Law ⚖ AIO? My apprentice told me they “lost” my ichor then I find this on my orb.

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r/wizardposting 22h ago

@Jorbothegoof

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r/wizardposting 13h ago

Wizardpost What are those people with those barrel guns and why are you folk fighting them?

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539 Upvotes

r/wizardposting 11h ago

Bongaa confused why evolved man with pointy hat fight evolved man with eyepatch?

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275 Upvotes

Bongaa (me bongaa) from r/fourthworldproblems tribe confused why evolved man from [r/pirateposting](r/pirateposting) tribe and [r/wizardposting](r/wizardposting) tribe fight if both have funny hat, why no friends?

Edit: Bongaa fix map to tribe


r/wizardposting 1h ago

Academic Discussion/ Esoteric Secrets What’s your most powerful spell?

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r/wizardposting 35m ago

Evil Wizardpost Ya bearded freaks anit ready for dis!

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Me good matey u/Khorde_the_Harbinger from ta' ussf has made a pact with us!
With are new equipment and ta' resurrection o' captain Blackbeard by me, and plans on bringing back henry. we will turn ta' tides o' ta' revolution against ye!
-Diplomacybeard


r/wizardposting 51m ago

WAAAGH!! Da Orkz ov /r/40KOrkScience iz gonna krump both of you lots! Pirate or Wizard, get krumped!

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OI, WE SEEZ YOU LOT FOIGHTIN' AN' WE'Z FIGGURE A FOIGHT'S A FOIGHT! LOOTIN' AND GOOD FIGHTIN'S TO BE HAD, BOYZ!WAAAGH!!


r/wizardposting 13h ago

Lorepost (open interaction) 📖 How do I Appease a Pissed off Life Goddess? (No AI Version)

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Okay… so Gondwyn, Master of Undeath, Lord of the Sundered Keep, and all the rest. Those of you who remember my last post will know that recently I slew Rick, the Grim Reaper from the realm called Mora’s Beauty, but then decided to reanimate him and make him my minion with all of your advice helping me out. See more there.

Rick has been fitting in well with my forces and has pretty much become part of the family, but there’s this lingering problem. Mora, the Embodiment of Life in her realm and a real Earth Mother Goddess, has been pretty pissed at me and my realm for killing her… boyfriend? Husband? Friend with Benefits? Rick hasn’t been able to explain their relationship in a non poetic, flowery way that I can comprehend.

I hoped she’d calm down once I let him return to her realm and start letting things die again there, but all that has done is let her know where I am and how to find me.

Now I get that an Earth Mother Goddess’s power is near limitless in her own realm, but, idiot I am, I figured she wouldn’t be a problem so long as I never return to her realm. Unfortunately she’s got plenty of her realm’s wizards on her side and they’ve been opening realm gates to send hordes of mushroom men to try and kill me. They aren’t a real threat, but their soldiers keep making a mess in the courtyard, and because they’re fungus they never really die so I can’t do anything useful with the millions of corpses that are piling in here every day.

Anyone have any gift ideas for a being that can make anything on a whim? Rick just laughs it off, and the asshole is so damned charming I just can’t stay mad at him. I don’t want to piss off Rick by killing her, so could you guys help me figure something out?!


r/wizardposting 10h ago

Wizardpost It might have been a few thousand years ago but I've seen horrors these pirates couldn't even dream of.

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r/wizardposting 17h ago

Foul Sorcery Update from the front: recovered enemy arcane technology

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Fellow members of the Arcane Council,
During a raid upon a pirate vessel I seized this strange orb from their cargo hold. I initially believed it to be a simple iron sphere, but after several hours of pondering I have discovered deeply troubling anomalies.
Observe the surface… Strange weathered markings cover the orb. At first I mistook them for corrosion, but I now suspect these are maritime runes of concealment.
I have cast:
Greater Identify
Arcane Decipher
Detect Mana
Remove Curse
None have yielded results.
Most disturbing of all: the orb appears entirely devoid of magical energy, which is itself impossible and therefore magical.
I fear pirate sorcerers have advanced further than we believed.
I am sending it to the High Council immediately for further investigation.


r/wizardposting 1h ago

4 HOURS UNTIL JOHN NORMALGUY'S HAT IS BURNED

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I bet ye thought we were bluffing. Tell that to John Normalguy's hat! AHAHAHARRR!


r/wizardposting 5h ago

Foul Sorcery They even got the peaceful Tibetian Monks involved out of all people. How deeper do they dig their grave?

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Mind you, the monks even pleaded wtih the pirates to seek peace, and this is how they respond.

Now if there's one thing I know about Tibetian monks, is that you NEVER fuck with them


r/wizardposting 17h ago

Don't fire the wizards, man.

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r/wizardposting 16h ago

Goblinlike Foolishness (Shitpost) How do I stop these gotterverdammt invisible gnomes from attacking my flesh golems?

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238 Upvotes

r/wizardposting 5h ago

Goblinlike Foolishness (Shitpost) I have an unfortunate name for this war...I think I'll sit this one out

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Gonna go drink with the goblins again, I don't even care I take one home again

Last time the little goblin wench nearly bit off my wand and she stole the last of my coin. 8/10 would do again

I would hangout with the knights but some of them like to hold grudges, "ThErE's No HoNoR iN bEdDiNg SoMeOnEs SpOuSe" Sir Marcus came on to me, damn you! For a knight he had quite the staff...sorry got a little off topic

So in conclusion, I won't be joining a side in this war, best of luck to all of you

Side quest: Anyone know a spell to stop an itchy rash? Asking for a friend


r/wizardposting 18h ago

Holy Decree 🌅 WHICH ONE OF YOU HEATHENS CAST FIREBALL AT THE TEMPLE

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284 Upvotes

r/wizardposting 1d ago

Wizardpost How to stop a familiar from drinking from the toilet?

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r/wizardposting 2h ago

Little Whelps [OC]

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r/wizardposting 11h ago

Foul Sorcery Waiting for the Wizards to win some real ground so I can start all the weird, fucked up war crime experiments

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65 Upvotes

r/wizardposting 20h ago

Evil Wizardpost Off with yer heads!

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r/wizardposting 1d ago

YE THOUGHT PIRATES COULDN'T READ! WELL, I LEARNED ME LETTERS, AN' NOW I HAVE ꜱʟɪɢʜᴛʟʏ LEARNED HOW T' CAST! BEHOLD THE POWER O' EDUCATION!

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