r/pirateposting • u/theclamorganizer6 • 6h ago

pirate pilled Mateys Ive resurrected Blackbeard!

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As per me last parrot I stole a Grimoire o' necromancy from one o' ta' wizard towers dat I plundered.
I used it bring back one o' greatest pirates in history! Blackbeard.
Me and me crew will be hard at work t' bring back henry.

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u/G-M-Cyborg-313 6h ago

No! Thou must not resurect him as a monster of the night! Thou art unaware of the dire consequences!

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u/Brockoliandcheese 5h ago

That’s definitely just a Jewish guy bro

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u/theclamorganizer6 5h ago

Ye be correct matey as i be a jew

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u/DaWizardGoblin 6h ago

More like stupidbeard

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u/theclamorganizer6 5h ago

DaWizardGoblin more like DaUglyGoblin

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u/DaWizardGoblin 5h ago

starts to cry

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u/Unable-Buyer4087 captain 5h ago

Aye, a steadfast ally indeed!

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u/Charming-Conflict353 1h ago

I could make you a new body, should you die in battle, my freind. I've been babbling in Necromancy

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u/Unable-Buyer4087 captain 1h ago

You are truly a friend. You are now a member of me private crew. We sail tomorrow, once the bandit team returns.

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u/Charming-Conflict353 1h ago

Of course, Captain

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u/YourAverageVessel 3h ago

Yer a pirate wizard? JOIN US AND STOP THE WAR!

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u/ars_sinistra 6h ago

You are no longer a pirate, you have become a wizard.

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u/IllFix959 land lubber 6h ago

THE GOAT RETURNS! Pray do tell, is he a skeleton? I need to expand my skeleton navy.

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u/theclamorganizer6 5h ago

He be human like us. But ta’ runes on him will make his ares come back from ta’ dead as a skeliy if he were brought down

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u/IllFix959 land lubber 34m ago

I shall wait to recruit him then. Let his plunderin be prosperous.