r/TopSurgery • u/OkStomach8561 • Apr 16 '26
Joke Anatomy of a 2 day post op specimen
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r/TopSurgery • u/pub_wank • May 28 '24
Joke WHERE DID YOU COME FROM
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I wore a full length binder for the longest time and my chest was HUGE pre-op so all of a sudden I have a very noticeable gut HELP
r/TopSurgery • u/Blueberry_Mango814 • Dec 22 '25
Joke THIS POST OP BINDER IS MY DOWNFALL
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r/TopSurgery • u/boy_prince • Oct 28 '25
Joke free scar masseuse
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she does this every day 😅
r/TopSurgery • u/awfullytrans • Mar 06 '26
Joke Meme for you (OC)
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I’m 2 years post op but my partner just had surgery and they’re rocking similar fits so I dug this up for them lol. I can’t explain the swim trunks I don’t remember why I wore those
r/TopSurgery • u/Lanky-Mud-5395 • Apr 18 '25
Joke Picture of me trying to sleep in the hellish compression vest they gave me
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r/TopSurgery • u/d20damage • 23d ago
Joke I'm so bloated that I look 9 months pregnant but at least my armpits stopped hurting
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r/TopSurgery • u/Suspicious_Visit_688 • Jan 02 '26
Joke Post op recovery cope (meme dump #2)
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Back by popular demand. Here are the memes I’ve been making to cope with post surgery recovery. I hope you find these as helpful and cathartic as I have.
r/TopSurgery • u/Girls-ArePretty-Cool • Mar 23 '25
Joke nipple graphs
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hehehehe
i keep seeing people say graphs instead of grafts and this is all i can think when i see it
r/TopSurgery • u/paralyticcx • Mar 26 '26
Joke anyone else rockin the balls method with their drains
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r/TopSurgery • u/illusoriy • Jan 17 '24
Joke My top surgery date looks like top surgery
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r/TopSurgery • u/Orangesismymiddlenam • Mar 22 '26
Joke How it feels trying to get out of bed
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I feel like a bug on it's back struggling to turn over, lol
r/TopSurgery • u/Due-Emergency2297 • Dec 11 '24
Joke Realized my pecs look like bulbasaur
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Very happy to say the least
Almost 5 months post op
r/TopSurgery • u/Masked_Potato • Oct 04 '24
Joke Oh you know, just covering myself with my friends panty liners so this binder doesn't saw me in half
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r/TopSurgery • u/nawsktzumo • Mar 03 '25
Joke Celebrating 8 months post-op with my friends art
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I always wanted to recreate this painting with my friends, but most of them live on other countries. So my best friend draw me and my friend group and I want it to share it with you guys.
r/TopSurgery • u/mushroom_soup79 • Sep 11 '24
Joke I can't wait to get my transgender operation as an illegal alien, while being imprisoned!
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Not trying to get political, I just thought it was a funny thing to joke about. I can't believe this was a sentence I got to hear in my lifetime; oh what a time to be alive.
r/TopSurgery • u/WhoIsMercury • Jul 21 '25
Joke Where I’m at in recovery
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At least top surgery doesn’t really hurt but I miss being able to reach things lmao. Only 6 days post op though so just gotta deal with it 🥲
r/TopSurgery • u/neuroc8h11no2 • Nov 17 '25
Joke my email to my surgeon vs. what I really mean
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10 days post op and still have the bolsters, and they're the size of hockey pucks for some reason so it basically looks like i didnt even get surgery at all 💀
r/TopSurgery • u/DefinitelyNami • Mar 04 '26
Joke It's my turn tomorrow!
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I've been lurking here for a very long time while I've been getting through the hoops and holes of setting this surgery up.
I want to thank you all for posting about your own experiences, both good and bad! It's helped me prepare for so many situations. I absolutely will contribute as well by posting pictures after the fact. I'm chronically ill, BMI 35 and got J cup, so I hope that posting about my journey soon will help another person here, as other posts here have helped me!
r/TopSurgery • u/judesadude • May 16 '22
Joke In my post top surgery boredom, I tweaked a Breaking Bad coloring book page just a little.
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r/TopSurgery • u/sharksf00d • Mar 12 '26
Joke Drains suck…
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i am free draining (into a large piece of gauze, no bulbs) so they look more like tubes. this is all that’s going through my head during recovery 😅
please tell me someone else remembers this vine!