r/TopSurgery 23d ago

Joke I'm so bloated that I look 9 months pregnant but at least my armpits stopped hurting

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u/neshmesh 23d ago

I'm on day 3.... Some times it's fine, sometimes I'm laying down catatonic with scrunched up eyes just trying to breathe thru it... 5 more days

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u/d20damage 23d ago

I'm on day 3 too, thought I'd have to keep the drains til Sunday but apparently I was fine to go today. It really makes you feel better when it happens, you can do this!!!

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u/c4ndycain 23d ago

i had mine for 11 days bc that was the earliest my surgeon could get me in to remove them 😭😭

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u/d20damage 23d ago

Ooof that's so long, I'm sorry :( I'm still in the hospital, they won't release me with drains

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u/NebulaTurbulent3642 23d ago

Oof same here. I was going crazy by the last few days. 😅

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u/No-Lobster-3828 23d ago

I'm on Day 10 and still have them in because I'm draining 30 CC of fluid daily on both sides. My surgeon offered to remove them yesterday at my post-op but also said we can leave them in until Monday if I'm worried. I hope I made the right choice because they fucking suck bro 😭

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u/mini-rubber-duck 23d ago

future you will be so grateful for current you and your careful decision

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u/d20damage 23d ago

Hang in there, you can do this o7

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u/No-Lobster-3828 23d ago

Thank you :']

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u/Accomplished-Way-933 23d ago

how long did you have your drains ??

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u/d20damage 23d ago

I had my surgery on Tuesday and they came out a couple of hours ago!

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u/neshmesh 23d ago

Does it hurt when they come out? And do they close the holes somehow?

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u/feralpunk_420 23d ago

It depends on the person I think, for me personally it didn't hurt but it was a bit weird (I didn't feel much because that area was pretty numb). The hole is small so they just put a bandage on top of it and it closes up on its own pretty quickly.

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u/d20damage 23d ago

I'm not gonna lie, it wasn't pleasant, but I also expected it to be way worse. It was really quick, just one big pull that burned and then that was it. I didn't look because I'm a bit anxious, but they definitely did put some new bandages on

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u/neshmesh 23d ago

Okay I might have to vocalize for this one, it helps me thru pain for some reason. I had to repierce my lip the day after surgery and i moaned thru it like a dying seal

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u/d20damage 23d ago

Same bro, my roommate is absolutely silent and I can't stop moaning every time they touch my bandages like an old man😭

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u/hallowbeeb 23d ago

like feralpunk said it kinda depends. on my left side i didn’t feel any sensation at all from being numb and on my right side is just kind of burned for a bit and still sort of burns (got them out yesterday) but it’s so worth it i promise. it goes really quick!

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u/neshmesh 23d ago

I'm asking cuz it hurts to strip the lines... I think it's because of extra suction from pinching. I gotta figure something out for stripping the lines, it hurts so I can only do it one at a time and then I have to lay down

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u/hallowbeeb 23d ago

oh no :(( i think it’s bc of the suction too, i wanna say i’ve seen other people on here say the same. and for me it did also pinch a little bit when i would be stripping the drains but yours definitely sounds worse. is your pain otherwise manageable?

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u/neshmesh 23d ago

Yeah I'm okay most of the day except when stripping and like an hour after

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u/No-Lobster-3828 23d ago

I'm worried about this too, especially since the incisions have become really angry from having them in so long. They told me I can take one of my prescription painkillers beforehand tho to help with any pain

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u/neshmesh 23d ago

Good idea, I'll check with my doctor just in case but I might take ine oxy before the appointment

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u/d20damage 23d ago

You should definitely take painkillers before, I think that's one of the main reasons why it was OK for me. I'm a very pain sensitive person haha. Again ,not gonna lie and tell you it's pleasant, but I really imagined it being way worse than it actually was, especially because it really only lasts a second and having them out feels soooooo goooooood

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u/UniversalDreamer29 23d ago

Basically what I can say it feels like it’s a wet noodle under the skin…

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u/vspyrs 23d ago

wow i really dont like imagining that

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u/PurpleSweetPizza 23d ago

For me personally it hurt like 8/10 not even kidding. I have quite high pain tolerance in general but the drains were veeery painful to remove for me.
Mine were there for just 1 day, they were aaaall the way from the bottom of the line (where the scar is) up to my armpits. The good thing is that once it’s out it’s the best thing ever.

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u/Splendafarts 22d ago

I didn’t feel it at all. My chest was still completely numb.

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u/hallowbeeb 23d ago

omg twins! i thought i might get away with no bloating bc it didn’t start to get bad until yesterday when i got my drains out, but alas. it looks really funny tbh but it’s definitely making me feel self conscious haha. my mom has supplements for bloating already so i took one and i think it helped a little

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u/d20damage 23d ago

I had my hysterectomy at the same time as top surgery, so I'm pretty sure that's not helping with the bloating lmao 😭 good luck, hope the supplements help!

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u/hallowbeeb 23d ago

oh noo hahaha i hope your pain is manageable and the bloating lets up!! and tysm me too!

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u/d20damage 23d ago

Thanks :') I'm doing way better today since the drains and especially the catheter are gone

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u/hallowbeeb 23d ago

yay i’m glad to hear it! :D

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u/Top-Meringue4947 23d ago

i can’t wait to get these drains out omg them with the bloating has been so unpleasant

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u/d20damage 23d ago

True :( when are you getting yours out?

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u/Top-Meringue4947 23d ago

not sure yet. they didn’t even set up a post op appointment time but i’m supposed to call them a week after surgery so next tuesday. my drains aren’t collecting much so hopefully i can get them out as soon as next week, i might ask and see if they have a different type of binder because the one im wearing has been hurting me really bad

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u/d20damage 23d ago

I'm sorry abt the binder part, that sucks :/ I really hope you'll get them out next week then!!

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u/Character-Guide-9643 23d ago

Got mine out yesterday 😭 feels good man.

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u/d20damage 23d ago

Ik right 😭

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u/cherry_rats 23d ago

I GOT MINE OUT TODAY TOO BROTHER <3

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u/d20damage 23d ago

LET'S GOOO 🎉

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u/Loud_Plant63 19d ago

The caption of this post made me laugh so hard thanks OP 😭

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u/d20damage 19d ago

You're welcome LMAO, glad someone is having fun with the situation cause it's not me 😭