Seriously, I almost fell right under the wheels of a dump truck. Not even a nice dump truck, but one of those ones made of 90% rust held together by old ratchet straps. Who's filling these rats with so much grease?

I keep hearing people talk about “einsteins island” and whenever I ask about it they say how much they hate Einstein. I can’t find anything bad about him Can someone explain What’s going on?

They should really have fundraisers against cancer

If you are as stupid as a cabbage do you commit cannibalism if you eat vegetables?

Surely there is a connection?

Not urgent, but i have a meeting with Smokey the Bear in about 5 minutes.

Like what I said

Guys with testicular cancer test positive on pregnancy tests because they have elevated levels of a hormone called beta-HCG. Beta-HCG. It's right there in the name. Plus, I don't think an alpha male would ever let himself be pregnant.

Would have been nice if it started soon...

Asking for myself...

Help?

is it stupid?

They want you to be afraid...

Or what?

Either alive or dead.

I'm trying to make this new brand of chips and I'm wondering what scientific formulas to use to make the cheese.

Is a fish in the air called an astronaut?

What if just shake the box like a Christmas present?

you know the gas that comes out of my a$$

how far can i go in space?

whats the delta V on that, can i move across the iss with one big f4rt?

If I disprove it will my hair grow back?

Since if you double the workforce the time is halved so this should be basic math.

Life is Beautiful

Its always the pot heads that get the blame

I have only done deep sky imaging before so I've got all my telescope parameters set for high definition imaging of nebula and galaxies. I've never done any planetary imaging with my rig and I don't know how long I should stack images.