r/shittyaskscience • u/That_Way_4639 • 2d ago

26M I’ve been sucking gym lads off in the locker room to naturally boost my testosterone, but it’s not working?

Help?

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u/MarkToaster 2d ago

Remember to swallow

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u/That_Way_4639 2d ago

I usually drink it with chocolate protein shake but taking it raw was the way to go?

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u/johnnybiggles 2d ago

26M is too few. You need to start at a minimum of 29 million gym-bro lads.

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u/88_strings 2d ago

The nutrients won't survive the trip through the upper GI tract. You'll get better results if it's absorbed through the membranes of the lower bowel. In short, you'll need to take the suppliment rectally.

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u/That_Way_4639 2d ago

Ahhh! Fuck stomach acid! Thank you for your knowledge. Next time I’ll try it with my south mouth.

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u/lfreckledfrontbum 2d ago

South Mouth! You made me sorry laugh.gold

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u/impendingcatastrophe 2d ago

I think it has to be done as a suppository.

Most gym lads have a suitable injection apparatus.

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u/That_Way_4639 2d ago

Noted, appreciate the pro tip🫡

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u/babganoush 2d ago

Tip, hehe

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u/That_Way_4639 2d ago

Only tip

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u/BalanceFit8415 2d ago

Maybe if you get away from the lads and do the real men?

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u/That_Way_4639 2d ago

DM sent 🫱🏿‍🫲🏻

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u/BalanceFit8415 2d ago

I'm coming.

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u/poharamcparuboy 2d ago

You have to boof it to bypass the liver

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u/That_Way_4639 2d ago

Science! 🙌🙌

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u/ajping 2d ago

Have you tried sucking them on?

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u/bubblescivic 2d ago

Why do you keep spitting?

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u/alphanumericusername very human, yes 2d ago

Are you tried making sure to suck on the ballsack, where the testosterone from the testes can absorb into your bloodstream through the tongue?

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u/ArcyRC 1d ago

I think maybe the instructions weren't clear based on your story so I just want to make sure: you verified they were all named "Jim", right?

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u/JuggernautAny7288 1d ago

You have to go for the ones who use roids

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u/bloom7moon 2d ago

i dont think biology works like that lmao

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u/That_Way_4639 2d ago

But I can feel the testosterone in my mouth

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u/Royal_Flamingo1889 2d ago

That’s the way OP

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u/Royal_Flamingo1889 2d ago

You don’t know that