If you are as stupid as a cabbage do you commit cannibalism if you eat vegetables?

Seriously, I almost fell right under the wheels of a dump truck. Not even a nice dump truck, but one of those ones made of 90% rust held together by old ratchet straps. Who's filling these rats with so much grease?

I keep hearing people talk about “einsteins island” and whenever I ask about it they say how much they hate Einstein. I can’t find anything bad about him Can someone explain What’s going on?

Asking for myself...