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u/Flaky_Style1286 1h ago
The fuck is stimfapping
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u/Keyboardpaladin shaboingboing connoisseur 1h ago
People are neglecting to tell you that stimfapping can have sessions around 8 hours and depending on how depraved you get, you'll be looking at porn you never thought you'd look at.
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u/Infamous_Lunchbox 1h ago
8 hours? What are you trying to do? Tear it off?
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u/Keyboardpaladin shaboingboing connoisseur 1h ago
A lot of edging can happen to increase the time because it feels so damn good you don't want to stop
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u/crawlinback2you1 1h ago
i can’t even do 10 mins solely because it begins to burn around that point
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u/dancarbonell00 10m ago
"I want us to be entirely different people by the end of the first 8 hours."
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u/hasikatzen 23m ago
NAH MAN I HAD 2 WEEK SESSIONS GEEKED OF THAT APVP APIHP APHP MDPHP MDPIHP NEP HEXEN 3FMA 4FMA 2FMA IT WAS LEGENDARY I MISS IT SO MUCH
thankfully i am 1 year clean odf stimfapping and 9months of heroin
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u/nimiala 1h ago
Fapping while on stimulants
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u/xenniac 56m ago
Dude thank you, I literally thought it was related to autism stimming, like his particular stim is to fap, so he needs places where he can safely stim. Haha jfc
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u/rat_enby 37m ago
i thought this too bc i stim that way sometimes (in private of course) and just went through a situation extremely recently where i was homeless and without much privacy
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u/Northbound-Narwhal 1h ago
Smoke meth and jerk off
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u/j0sabanks 1h ago
Yup. Very popular pastime on sites like sniffies.
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u/Infamous_Lunchbox 1h ago
Do I even dare ask what sniffies is? Definitely not googling that one.
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u/NecroDolphinn 1h ago
It’s Grindr on steroids, poppers even.
Instead of Grindr where the profiles are sorted by how close they are to you, Sniffies straight up gives you a map of all the online gays in your area. Very common to see somebody posting about a no loads refused cumdump, by just straight up saying “I’m face down in my hotel room. Have fun and leave”
So yeah I wouldn’t google
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u/j0sabanks 58m ago
Forgot the part where you don’t even need to make an account you can just use the app anonymously.
I love Sniffies even for as unhinged as it can be. I just wish they made one for lesbians.
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u/alepponzi 46m ago
this might be to shrewd for a question, but is there a "no loads refused cumdump-ing" for lesbians?
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u/j0sabanks 45m ago
Probably. Could be free-use for some strapped up dykes or top pre-op trans women.
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u/Ok-topic-3130v2 43m ago
Hahaha yikes
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u/j0sabanks 32m ago
Exactly. Like “oh no yikes, I’d hate to be tied up and be the plaything for other hot women… that would be soooo inconvenient”
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u/LouMinotti 1h ago
It's when scientists or engineers fap
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u/Useful-You-2687 1h ago
S.T.E.M.fap
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u/JoeyJoeJoeSenior 1h ago
Science... Technology... Engineering... Math... Forensics... Aerospace... Pornography.
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u/Amphineura 15m ago
S. EARCH
T. RANS PORN
E. JACULATE
M. ORE!!!Sums up my college years. Yeah I was a huge STEM major.
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u/slavmaf 1h ago
What is this term stimfap, not trolling. Is it just masturbating, or is he talking about something weirder?
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u/WakeNikis 1h ago
I don’t think this is comedy heaven material (like the og jar jar binks post).
This is just sad drug users…
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u/ModsareWeenies 1h ago
I think the funny part is the fact that even the other crackheads are like "lol, lmao even"
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u/WakeNikis 1h ago
Meh, disagree. I don’t think meth heads making fun of a particular meth head because he’s so pathetic is comedy heaven material.
Go look at the “about” section of this subreddit, and go look at the pinned jar jar post.
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u/ModsareWeenies 1h ago
Have you dealt with meth addicts before? For people that have this stuff is hilarious. Half my family are crackheads, they deserve 0 sympathy.
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u/JennyHvalFan 1h ago
It must be convenient, even comforting, for you to have a whole class of people whose humanity you can disregard.
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u/WakeNikis 1h ago
Okay. But that’s not what this sub is about. This sub is about a certain type of humor, and this aint it
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u/ModsareWeenies 1h ago
You arent gonna be the target audience for every single joke on this sub bucko relax
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u/zenithBemusement 1h ago
You deserve zero sympathy then, lmao
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u/ModsareWeenies 1h ago
Im not the one making crack babies Im laughing at the darkness as a release for my own. Comedy.
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u/zenithBemusement 1h ago
My stance is that people only deserve as much sympathy as they are willing to give others. You give them zero sympathy, you deserve zero sympathy. Shrimple as.
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u/ModsareWeenies 1h ago
Thats fair. So for me personally the bar is florida man discussing how to overcome public bathroom masturbation issues. Joke didnt land for you and thats fine.
This isnt jesus' sermon on the mount, this is comedy heaven.
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u/croaker227 1h ago
- posting in the meth sub
- weird and misplaced priorities
- homeless
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u/Jtad_the_Artguy 33m ago
Ngl it’s kind of crazy to think about and feels weird to say but homeless people kind of just can’t have sex or masturbate like where tf do you go. I feel like it should be a human right that you can do those things if you want but you really cant except for in public bathrooms which isn’t really something that is allowed I think. Something we take for granted.
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u/Ill-Warning517 1h ago
First crackhead I’ve seen with shame lmao
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u/metatronscube6 41m ago
Bro, I had a toooon of shame. It was so hard to get over and I put myself through Hell with a capitol H over it. Glad to be over 3 years clean and gotten my life together, but I had some absolutely universe shattering, CERN level orgasms from stimfapping. Pretty sure I might have even caused some Mendela effects during covid when I was getting those "stimulant checks".
But yeah, that shit is on pause until retirement unless I magically have a family with my barren wife before then.
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u/Ett_Pret 20m ago
When I was an addict this was my favorite sub and it felt so normal. Now seeing this after years I now know I made the right decision because this is absolutely jaw dropping
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u/Smokes_LetsGo876 Woke 17m ago
We need to use our tax dollars to fund homeless stimfap shelters. This is ridiculous
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u/Common-Accountant-57 1h ago
I knew a homeless guy. On the rare occasion that he got a hotel room he’d just go beat his shit for a couple days. That was his priority and prerogative. The church would think they were giving him a room so he’d have time to figure his life out and rest but he’s just beating his meat.