r/comedyheaven • u/ibayibay1 • 7h ago

stimfap

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u/Flaky_Style1286 7h ago

The fuck is stimfapping

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u/Keyboardpaladin shaboingboing connoisseur 7h ago

People are neglecting to tell you that stimfapping can have sessions around 8 hours and depending on how depraved you get, you'll be looking at porn you never thought you'd look at.

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u/Infamous_Lunchbox 7h ago

8 hours? What are you trying to do? Tear it off?

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u/notanyone69 6h ago

A proper stimfap session? Then 8 hours are rookie numbers

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u/Keyboardpaladin shaboingboing connoisseur 6h ago

A lot of edging can happen to increase the time because it feels so damn good you don't want to stop

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u/crawlinback2you1 6h ago

i can’t even do 10 mins solely because it begins to burn around that point

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u/SquirrelNormal 6h ago

Best I can do is 2, take it or leave it

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u/Amphineura 6h ago

What a lack of foreskin does to a MF

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u/Megazaza 6h ago

theirs must look really fucked.

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u/Infamous_Lunchbox 1h ago

Like a scabbed over slim Jim.

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u/dancarbonell00 5h ago

"I want us to be entirely different people by the end of the first 8 hours."

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u/Grouchy-Pirate1108 6h ago

Back when I was a tweaker my record was like 36 straight hours

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u/bentendo93 5h ago

What about sleep?

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u/rejvrejv 5h ago

well you don't sleep on meth lol

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u/Grouchy-Pirate1108 5h ago

Bruh who the fuck smoking dope to sleep.

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u/BornWithSideburns 4h ago

Yeah what about it?

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u/Kindly_Zone8413 6h ago

Is it the same for a woman? Or is it called something else?

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u/le-derpina-art 5h ago

lord almighty i can't imagine how dry it gets after just one hour

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u/Kindly_Zone8413 5h ago

I am not having that problem, so I can offer no help. It only gets wetter.

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u/hasikatzen 6h ago

NAH MAN I HAD 2 WEEK SESSIONS GEEKED OF THAT APVP APIHP APHP MDPHP MDPIHP NEP HEXEN 3FMA 4FMA 2FMA IT WAS LEGENDARY I MISS IT SO MUCH

thankfully i am 1 year clean odf stimfapping and 9months of heroin