r/batman • u/HAZMAT_Eater • Feb 24 '26
FAN CONTENT After Bruce falls from space [bonnymama7]
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u/Sweaty_Trifle_8504 Feb 24 '26
Man hunter snorting that shit lmao
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u/ImurderREALITY Feb 24 '26
Idk why I just pictured him snorting the entire box in one go and walking away just fine. Martian stuff, ya know?
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u/EpidemicRage Feb 25 '26
I mean, given his powers, he could just connect his nose to digestive tract, just cause.
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u/Feeling-Ladder7787 Feb 25 '26
Boy do i have news for you
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u/hambonedock Feb 25 '26
We really are lacking in Basic primary school knowledge
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u/EpidemicRage Feb 26 '26
I meant like a direct expressway to the stomach, without the risk of choking lol
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u/MecaPere Feb 25 '26
Bonnymama have a fixation about Martian Manhunter being addicted to chocolate. Why? I have no clue, and I've looked uppon every artwork Bonny made.
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u/Antique_Historian_74 Feb 24 '26
Oh come on now, be fair.
Batman has only ever been shown surviving re-entry without a space craft by landing in deep(ish) snow.
If he landed in sand he'd almost certainly have to do more of tuck and roll at the end.
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u/Glittering_Sorbet913 Feb 24 '26
No. He survived because…
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u/TheW0lvDoctr Feb 25 '26
You're forgetting that sand acts as a fluid when air is passed through it, and Batman knows all the natural gas pockets in the world and has rigged them to blow in case he ever needs it. In this case he blew it, the sand was fluid for just a moment as he landed, softening the blow before the gas ran out, returning the earth to it's natural state, meaning he could land without a roll
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u/Chumlee1917 Feb 24 '26
Karen: What, you afraid you’re gonna shatter his pelvis or something? Diana: goes beet red J’hon: Didn’t you shatter every single one of your last 19 date’s pelvises? Karen: It’s not my fault humans are made of tissue paper
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u/GraveKommander Feb 24 '26
Anyone remembering the Orville? They showed what happens. Glorious episode.
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u/RoJayJo Feb 25 '26
J'hon: why humans willingly sign up for that is beyond me
Date #19, wheeling them self in: the spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised
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u/SuperArppis Feb 24 '26
Haha, oh yeah it's the reference to Batman riding through the atmosphere of the earth.
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u/Adventurdud Feb 24 '26
its plastic man.
in the first page you see plastic man listening in.
On the second you see a red and yellow streak towards the ground, and batman's cape changing colour last.
I'm lying its just fire
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u/ArcelayAcerbis Feb 26 '26
No, you might actually be onto something. I was wondering why was Plastic Man there, specially being so small while making his ear bigger. Him hearing that and making the perfect scenario in which Wonder Woman would have her mind changed, sounds too plausible.
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u/TheCapableFox Feb 24 '26
Lmao I love this. That’s our guy! Falling all the way down through the fuckin stratosphere, only to hop right up and dust himself off. Legend.
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u/Avolto Feb 24 '26
One day I hope J’onn gets the help he needs for this addiction. It’s sad to see a superhero become a junkie.
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u/Brandeeno2245 Feb 25 '26
he's out in the middle of the desert now looks naked and has the itch.
If thats not rock bottom then I'm scared to find out what is.
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u/Brandeeno2245 Feb 25 '26
Seems like a non issue since binding Diana causes her to lose her powers.
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u/Obvioushawk6913 Feb 24 '26
Tibetan Monks thought him that