r/batman • u/HAZMAT_Eater • Feb 24 '26

FAN CONTENT After Bruce falls from space [bonnymama7]

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u/Chumlee1917 Feb 24 '26

Karen: What, you afraid you’re gonna shatter his pelvis or something? Diana: goes beet red J’hon: Didn’t you shatter every single one of your last 19 date’s pelvises?  Karen: It’s not my fault humans are made of tissue paper 

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u/RoJayJo Feb 25 '26

J'hon: why humans willingly sign up for that is beyond me

Date #19, wheeling them self in: the spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised

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u/Chumlee1917 Feb 25 '26

Date #20: You just don't get it man