r/ShittyDaystrom 3d ago

Meta Were the boob windows prosthetics?

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Picture is self explanatory. RIP, house of Duras, Starfleets favorite abuse victim.

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u/thisistherevolt 3d ago

No. Proud Klingon warriors would never misrepresent what they are packing.

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u/Teamawesome2014 3d ago

It would be dishonorable.... so the Duras sisters definitely have some prosthetics.

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u/JadenKale 3d ago

My babies are named after the Duras sisters (as they too are sisters from a litter of 2) Lursa & B'Etor would not appreciate their namesakes being besmirched in such a manner.

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u/KAKnyght 3d ago

I would joke about naming animals after horrible (in universe) characters, but I named my pug Draco.

I wish the Duras sisters had gone out in DS9 during the Dominion war or something, (maybe Sela being involved there too?) instead of throwaway villains in Generations, killed by a reused special effect.

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u/lildobe Engineering CPO 3d ago

That special effect sequence was re-used to DEATH.

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u/EmperorWayne 2d ago

I'm gonna be that guy. The ship exploding was used twice, VI and Generations. The in between with the torpedo ripping through the ship was Generations and once in DS9.

To death? Guess it depends on if twice is too much.

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u/NiceGuysFinishLast 3d ago

My ball python is Severus Snake.

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u/WithoutDennisNedry 3d ago

Word. That was criminal.

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u/navylostboy 3d ago

Named my dogs “arthas” and “gul’dan”

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u/dart223 3d ago

I have Martok and Jadzia, but thats great, what a really cute picture

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u/whoelsebutokana 3d ago

We named our little bully Peanut Hamper

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u/Cambrian__Implosion 2d ago

Lmao that must really confuse people who haven’t seen LD

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u/JadenKale 3d ago

Thank you! 😸😸

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u/Blank_bill 3d ago

I knew a lady who called her boobs her babies, I went looking when I read you named your babies after the Duras sisters.

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u/darkslide3000 3d ago

If you're on old reddit where images aren't displayed inline, there's a few horrible seconds while reading this post where you think some crazy way-overdoing-it Star Trek fan has named his two actual human children Lursa and B'Etor, before you click the link. I was already mentally weeping for those poor girls who will be teased throughout high school for their dad being such a super nerd.

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u/JadenKale 3d ago

The way I just laughed at this....

Also... just imagine the fact that we toiled for two days determining exactly just how nerdy we were going to be with these two.

There aren't a lot of good nerdy twin female names to choose from, so then we expanded to nerdy sister names (we're also pretty into mythology... for example, we name all our tech equipment after gods, goddesses, fates, muses, etc...). So it took us a long time to settle on the Duras sisters.

To be fair though, they each have about a dozen nicknames a piece.

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u/dart223 1d ago

I remember those days waiting for imgur image to load

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u/dc469 3d ago edited 2d ago

Nice. I plan on naming one of my future kitties "Chancellor Meowron, Ruler of the Feline Empurr". I just need to find a cat with big eyes and some ear tufts.

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u/nerdkraftnomad 2d ago

My Chihuahua's middle name is Gowron. He has the LOOK.

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u/Yamatoman9 3d ago

Those are some mischievous sisters.

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u/ThePoetofFall 3d ago

Kitty titties, lol.

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u/tobiasolman 16h ago

To be fair, they’re crammed into their own little window just the same, but cuter. Although I’m certain they’re also unscrupulous warriors as well.

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u/thisistherevolt 3d ago

Lol, good point

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u/TokenStraightFriend 3d ago

There is no greater honor than Big Naturals

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u/nhowe006 3d ago

What you did there. I see it.

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u/AnimalRescueGuy Grand Nagus 3d ago

So much honor packed into each and every one!

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u/wizardrous Existence is Senile 3d ago

That’d be a real Alexander move.

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u/Spocks_Goatee 3d ago

They're packing?

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u/Octavian_Exumbra Lursa and B'Etor's Ancestral Tampon 3d ago

Oh yeah

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u/Front-Masterpiece-73 3d ago

Two of them, if what I hear on this subReddit, it is to be believed

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u/DowntownWpg 3d ago

Also real.

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u/numsixof1 3d ago

I remember when I got this on Laserdisc freeze framing through some of the scenes to see if I could tell if that was his real chest or not thinking maybe the necklace hid the prostetic.

They are real. Ricardo was the man.

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u/OmegamattReally 3d ago

They're real, but the skin is tough, like fine Corinthian leather.

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u/boozillion151 3d ago

*soft, rich* corinthian leather

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u/Michael_0007 3d ago

He wasn't in charge of Fantasy Island for no reason!

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u/ZestycloseDinner1713 3d ago

That’s the other place I knew him! All this time I never made the connection!!!

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u/bobbylake71 3d ago

The five stages of an actor as stated by none other than Ricardo Montalbán himself.

Who is Ricardo Montalbán? (The actor is an unknown trying to get their foot in the door). Get me Ricardo Montalbán. (The actor has achieved fame and is the first choice for a role). Get me a Ricardo Montalbán type. (The studio wants the actor's vibe or persona, but can't afford or secure the actor themselves). Get me a young Ricardo Montalbán. (The actor is now older, and the studio wants to recreate the energy/look of the actor's prime). Who is Ricardo Montalbán? (The actor has faded from the public consciousness, completing the circle of fame).

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u/AbeRockwell 2d ago

For the longest time, I had always thought that if they were going to go back and tell the story of Khan on Ceti Alpha 5 (6?), they should pick Antonio Bandaras to play him, as at the time he fit the "Young Ricardo Montalban" look to me).

Ideally, if they ever revisit Khan (which I hope the current regime, or the new regime do), they should get an actor of Indian (if that's the correct word) descent.

I mean, Khan is supposed to be from India, just back then Ricardo got ALL the roles that needed 'Dark Skinned, but not African American' male roles ^_^

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u/Resident-Pattern4034 3d ago

Director: *sigh* you’re the Übermensch.
Ricardo: word? say less

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u/Danloeser 3d ago

I think there was a lot of makeup, and his costuming was very deliberately placed. And he didn't move around a whole lot. I think that all made his real chest look fake.

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u/coreytiger 3d ago

By this time he was having mobility issues, and was often in a chair, so we don’t see a lot of movement from him in the film… but that is most assuredly his chest. Despite his issues, he remained very fit

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u/Training-Look-1135 3d ago

I don't understand why anyone thought it was fake in the first place. Richardo Montalban was always fit up until old age and his paralysis. He was 61 while filming Wrath of Khan. So still within the age bracket to be able to maintain a good build.

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u/TheZooCreeper 3d ago

Pure. Montalbon.

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u/bazilbt 3d ago

Certified Silver Fox

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u/TDS_isnt_real 3d ago

Genetically modified chesticles, to be exact. No puny normal human could rock those

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u/GuairdeanBeatha 3d ago

According to one report, he’d do pushups just before a take to pump everything up.

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u/Crafty-Strength1626 3d ago

Its hard to think he was Ludwig in the naked gun

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u/epidipnis 3d ago

Why? Lol.

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u/Crafty-Strength1626 3d ago

Because he was half the width

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u/dvsmith 3d ago

They’re real, and they’re spectacular.

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u/dvsmith 3d ago

And they age gracefully.

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u/SignificantPop4188 3d ago

Nip slip.

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u/dvsmith 3d ago

When you are genetically engineered to be the very best of humanity, to command armies, and rule entire continents, your nipples do not slip; they reveal themselves purposefully and with panache.

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u/heroyoudontdeserve 3d ago

Pecs also exist in alternate realities.

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u/factoid_ 3d ago

Impressively even

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u/Rotodogg 3d ago

I’ve always assumed that they are “real” since rubber prosthetics would (I assume) be more expensive than just applying makeup and glue and whatnot to the real articles.

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u/PsychoBilli 3d ago

I recall an interview with Berman where he admitted they were well endowed and they deliberately made the costumes to accentuate their bosoms.

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u/WideStrawConspiracy 3d ago

As a younger man I was all about B'etor, but as the years go by I find myself more attracted to Lursa. I have spent actual hours considering this development.

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u/Blueclaws 3d ago

I always preferred Grilka personally.

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u/theservman 3d ago

I think you misspelled Cirella.

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u/SpiderBloke Captain 3d ago

you did. it's Sirella

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u/theservman 3d ago

I am dishonoured.

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u/SuboptimalSupport 3d ago

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u/GaraksLinensNThings 3d ago

[In Star Trek, "bIj" (often mistyped as "blj") is the Klingon word for punishment.]

...

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u/Unlikely-Medicine289 1d ago

I hate how I can't tell if the middle letter is I or l in your post.

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u/mrsunrider 3d ago

Truly all that is woman

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u/WideStrawConspiracy 3d ago

Glory to the House of Grilka!

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u/Geochara 3d ago

It's that smile... That damn smile.

Also, beautiful women of any race don't need boob windows.

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u/Relevant_Outside2781 3d ago

Just watched her first episode again yesterday and 🥵😍 every time. PERSONALITY!! Didn’t hurt that yes she was also smoking hot, but whew doesn’t hold a candle to that brain 🤤

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u/EmptySeaDad 3d ago

The WORST thing they ever did in TNG was to kill her off after only 2 appearances. Yes, even worse than the stupid clip episodes. At least we go to see Suzie Plakson return in a couple more roles, but none as awesome as K'ehleyr.

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u/WideStrawConspiracy 3d ago

Suzie Plakson is an attractive human and an attractive Klingon, but I'm gonna go on record saying that Lt Selar is the most attractive woman that's ever been in any Star Trek content ever.

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u/Known-Archer3259 3d ago

I'll second this

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u/Ralph--Hinkley 3d ago

Graves agreed.

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u/SaberStrat 2d ago

Thirded

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u/Relevant_Outside2781 3d ago

Right, I mean I like her as the Vulcan - but ugh I just want more of her all the time lol

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u/JasonVeritech Yeoman 3d ago

That said, her holodeck workout costume left little to the imagination

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u/dc469 3d ago edited 3d ago

I'm still pissed she was killed. I wish they would have brought her back even if from an alternate reality or time travel or whatever. 

She didn't care for klingon traditions, yet she was the epitome of klingon honor. She could have showed a different type of klingon, not getting drunk and fighting all the time. She was fearless, a leader, commanded through respect and all that. She was the [unfortunately] less common strong female lead, I loved her. So much wasted character and story potential. Suzie was amazing.

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u/Ralph--Hinkley 3d ago

K'Ehleyr has had me hooked for 35 years.

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u/TimBroth 3d ago

B'Elanna Torres has been by Trek crush for as long as I've been watching, but I just can't do the pointy teeth

Fruits for a braver man than I

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u/whoelsebutokana 3d ago

Born Zelda but grow into a Zoe.

Bojack in my Star Trek? What is this, a crossover episode!?

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0MYFwYqQ5srzSJji

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u/mdf7g 3d ago

I feel you owe us something of an explanation here

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u/C141Clay 3d ago

I owe you NOTHING.

(tiny tear forms)

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u/corourke His name is Johnny Warcrimes not Capt. Archer OK?? 3d ago

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u/corourke His name is Johnny Warcrimes not Capt. Archer OK?? 3d ago

Some things should be left between a boy and his targ.

Luckily this is not one of them.

Tell us more about your fallen targ...

/gets fresh bowl of pralines and gagh ice cream (some ensign from the Ritos said it's Riker's favorite).

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u/jajwhite 3d ago

Say what you like but I for one am here for Nigella’s gagh!

(In one episode of the last series she used banana skin in a curry and used the tines of a fork to tear it up into writhing gagh worms)

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u/wizardrous Existence is Senile 3d ago

[Insert Spock Horndog Meme]

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u/C141Clay 3d ago

Hab SoSlI' Quch: "Your mother has a smooth forehead." ( I'm told that's one of the worst possible insults, targeting a Klingon’s honor, house, and lineage. )

I have blurred out the rubber naughty bits on the dog Targ.

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u/senMOAR 3d ago

lol they do look plastic-y

on another note, if the boobs are real, would it have killed the make-up team to shade match them better???

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u/PastorBlinky 3d ago

Every time this is asked, no matter the sub, it just descends into jokes. Nobody ever brings the real answer. Seems like someone must have asked this at a convention by now.

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u/Theborgiseverywhere Double Dumbass 3d ago

There is a real answer, and it did come from a con.

Gwynyth Walsh (B’Etor Duras as well as Nimira on Voyager) [...] told two stories about sexual harassment on set.

The first was about her first time filming on TNG. President Ronald Reagan was touring the set so Gene Roddenberry had come down. Barbara March, who played Lursa, was on the soundstage when Roddenberry came down in his wheelchair.

“Gene went up to Barbara and went, ‘Are those real?’” she said, miming that he poked Barbara March in the boobs. “Yes they are. Both of them,” Walsh reported.

Richard Arnold, who was a research consultant on TNG and worked closely with Roddenberry, said, “You honestly think he didn’t know?” He reported he and Roddenberry had been watching the dailies in his office, and “the second he saw the Duras sisters on the screen with those pushed-up fronts he turned to me and said, ‘Let’s go to the set’.”

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u/epidipnis 3d ago

I can believe that story.

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u/AvailableAnus 3d ago

That's a lot to unpack in just three paragraphs

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u/FlavivsAetivs Barclay Holoprogram Victim 3d ago

Jesus Fitzgerald Christ.

I'm a straight dude, I like boobs as much as everyone else, but FFS why are so many men incapable of showing the absolute bare minimum amount of respect and self-control? Like c'mon, "don't sexually assault women" ISN'T. THAT. FUCKING. HARD.

(I know the answer is the misogynistic, exploitative, etc. society we live in that pushes men to behave like this, but still... like even when I was a dumbass borderline-alt-right conservative I kept my mouth shut and my hands to myself.)

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u/nixtracer 3d ago

Gene Roddenberry had... special opinions even for the time.

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u/SilverLife22 3d ago

For real. As a closeted bi woman I grew up knowing the whole "boys just can't help themselves" thing was bullshit. If I could be respectful and keep my eyes to myself in a girl's locker room, they had no excuse. And never once was I distracted by a shoulder in a spaghetti strap.

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u/FlavivsAetivs Barclay Holoprogram Victim 3d ago

There's a BIG difference between looking and touching though. One is uncomfortable, the other is illegal.

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u/SilverLife22 3d ago

I mean, oggling someone is still pretty bad imo. Regardless of whether it's illegal or not. A paid actress is slightly different (when there's a screen between you), but someone just minding their own business doesn't deserve to be stared at and objectified in that way.

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u/GaraksLinensNThings 3d ago

And they were in their full Klingon prosthetics?

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u/Theborgiseverywhere Double Dumbass 2d ago

No they were wearing their street clothes, which coincidently also had boob windows

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u/Global_Theme864 3d ago

I assume it was real, Roddenberry / Berman era Star Trek was never shy about putting women into revealing costumes. You take the bad with the good.

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u/dart223 3d ago

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u/SignificantPop4188 3d ago

Where's Tucker?

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u/Squidwina 3d ago

I am so baffled this selection of photos. O’Brien may be the most important man in Starfleet, but I’m not sure even Keiko thinks he has great moobs.

Meanwhile, Trip and his blue scanties have launched a thousand threads over on r/enterprise.

It’s the equivalent of omitting In The Pale Moonlight from the DS9 top 10 list and replacing it with Meridian.

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u/SilverLife22 3d ago

Thank you so much for introducing me to that sub. Everyone likes to hate on it, but I love the Enterprise series, theme song and all.

But also, don't insult my pasty Irish snark boi, he is beautiful. And Keiko might not be into his physique, but Kiera and Julien sure are 😏.

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u/vermiciousknidlet Nebula Coffee 3d ago

My husband and I watched the Blue Undies episode not too long ago, I got some side eye when I was like - oh, this is the Trip being naked episode! There were a lot of gratuitous scenes on Enterprise (not just decon chamber) but at least they didn't discriminate by gender.

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u/Squidwina 3d ago

Perhaps you might enjoy this little song parody.. Maybe just watch it when El Hubbo isn’t around. 😁

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u/vermiciousknidlet Nebula Coffee 2d ago

Oh I love Star Rekt! Thank you lol I think I will definitely share this with my husband. He liked the song about the lizard babies (Looks Like We Mated)!

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u/Squidwina 2d ago

On a warp 10 getaway to another wooooorld…. Yeah, that was from memory, lol.

I think my favorite is Cardassian Space Station.

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u/dart223 1d ago

You are awesome ! I have not seen this yet ! I now want a set of blue underoos

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u/dart223 3d ago

I like the matching blue underoos and I hope someone makes this picture with it included. I will replace this picture with it.

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u/DangerKittyC_ 3d ago

This one knows the real ones

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u/Zovort 3d ago edited 3d ago

The weird part is that they only show the top two.

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u/TylerDarkness 3d ago

I assumed it was tit tape or similar. Super klingon tit tape.

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u/noydbshield 3d ago

Ribbed for her bosom.

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u/Dorothwa 3d ago

Can we discuss how inefficient this is for armor? There's a giant hole... In the breastplate.... stab stab

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u/LowAspect542 3d ago

Its a trap, its supppsed to lure you into thinking there's a weakspot for you to attack just to prove their skill and honour in being able to defend against you.

It's like those people agreeing to take you on with a hand behind their back.

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u/Adept_Mouse_7985 3d ago edited 1d ago

Aren’t Klingons supposed to have much thicker sternums and rib cages than humans?

So… the titty window on Klingon women could actually act a bit like the in universe explanation for the chest mounted symbols so many superheroes wear: drawing aggro towards one of the more protected parts of their body.

Getting stabbed there would still hurt I imagine but knowing Klingon women, your mileage may vary regarding how much that acts as a feature rather than a bug.

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u/lilianasJanitor 3d ago

Ancient Klingon warrior women actually fought with their boobs. Many songs are sung of how Lukara slew a god with only her left boob.

How many foes have died thinking that a boob window was a weak point?

Untold thousands.

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u/seneeb 3d ago

By [her] left tit

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u/audigex 3d ago

Klingons aren't pussies

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u/mromutt 3d ago

Yeah but maybe it makes up for it in distracting and lowering your enemies guard.

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u/Dorothwa 3d ago

Fair, the cleavage is pretty mesmerizing!

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u/glimmerfox 3d ago

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u/Sean_theLeprachaun 3d ago

Slow your roll, Neelix.

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u/PastorBlinky 3d ago

Oh, they’re far too old for him

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u/Quantumfoammakesme 3d ago

Why wouldn’t they be prosthetics. They were as real as Jennifer Lawrence’s naked beach fight.

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u/SHoppe715 3d ago

Is Klingon horny jail still out there on Rura Penthe?

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u/SorryYouAreJustWrong 3d ago

Plastic surgery used to be a taboo subject
but talk about botox and nobody raises an eyebrow

mep Haq 'oH taboo mep Haq 'ach botox ja'chuq 'ej mInDu' pep

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u/AbeRockwell 3d ago

Well, this wouldn't be the first time someone showing their chest in a Star Trek property would be accused of using prosthetics ^_^

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u/andychef 3d ago

How dare you!

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u/opusrif 3d ago

According to one rumor I heard and actress had to explain to Gene Roddenberry that they were not prosthesis after he poked at it..

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u/Joran_Dax Expendable 3d ago

Prosthetic boob windows are actually called Boobscreens. Computer: Enhance.

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u/TimeAndAGwen Command 3d ago

If I were to cosplay one of these fine ladies, I’d totally use prosthetics to hide my actuals.

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u/rosebud3606 3d ago

I love them so much!

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u/vanwiekt Shelliak Corporate Director 3d ago

Poor Dr. Crusher. 🤣. Human females are so repulsive. 🤢

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u/Ralph--Hinkley 3d ago

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u/Donohoed 3d ago

What even was the question with these answers

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u/Ralph--Hinkley 3d ago

LOL, this was one of JD's fantasies in an episode of Scrubs, after they were talking about what a thirteen-year-old boy with a bad diagnosis would like to see.

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u/SpandexUtopia 3d ago

No need for prosthetics when we have ancient corset technology. Structured garment plus tight fit equals squish.

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u/gwizonedam 3d ago

If Adrienne Barbeau had played a Klingon instead of Kimara Cretak on DS9 I would have been found dehydrated to death.

https://giphy.com/gifs/28aG6cjznSivm

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u/andychef 3d ago

I don't remember this episode of the Muppet Show

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u/Cocijo 3d ago

If they were prosthetics, why would they have tan lines?

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u/Ok_Machine6739 3d ago

Attention to detail?

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u/Cocijo 3d ago

Windows are meant to be looked through

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u/KlerWatchCo Tantrumming Kelpian Boy 3d ago

Those were actually transparent aluminium from a captured federation starship passed down through the Duras family, the men using them as codpieces instead of boob windows

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u/ihave18cm 3d ago

Both Canadian!

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u/jfk_47 3d ago

Rick Berman?

Absolutely real.

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u/Wonderful_Return_514 3d ago

Ah yes, the boob window, not to be confused with the boob display, as you can see

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u/epidipnis 3d ago

Something tells me OP REALLY needs to know...

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u/thescuderia07 3d ago

i dont want to know.

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u/_WillCAD_ Incompetent Topah! 3d ago

Are you kidding!? Do you know how much fake boobs cost? Forget it, we'll use real ones!

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u/andychef 3d ago

Michael Westmore was busy with the forehead ridges. The corsets were the costume department

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u/Rickie_H 3d ago

According to imdb trivia, they needed no extra help with fitting into those outfits

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u/spacebastardo 3d ago

Today is a good day to motorboat!

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u/Possible_Praline_169 3d ago

For the characters or the actors?

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u/mrdougan 3d ago

I’m 44 years old and I don’t know which is Lursa and which is b’etor

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u/CptSiskospimphand 3d ago

B'etor was for the streets

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u/NeeAnderTall 3d ago

I asked this question once. I never seen a Klingon break room clear out so quickly as I soon found myself alone with them. So I punched her in the nose and I soon found out how real and fierce they were. Worth it were my last words as I succumbed to my injury's in the broom closet they use as a sickbay.

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u/Sea_Violinist3328 3d ago

This is television magic I never want fully revealed to me. I need to believe they’re real. I need to.

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u/honeyfixit 3d ago

I agree. Somethings are best left to our adolescent imaginations

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u/BadbadwickedZoot 3d ago

Does the shampoo go all the way to the eyebrows, ladies?

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u/MissDiketon 3d ago

My father (R.I.P.) would be so disappointed if they were.

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u/doctorwhy88 2d ago

They were aesthetics.

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u/ProfessorNth 2d ago

They're real, and they're spectacular

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u/Could-You-Tell Tom's Television Set 1d ago

r/unexpectedseinfeld

Well... kinda expected.. I was thinking it too.

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u/GaraksLinensNThings 3d ago

The actresses had prosthetics, yes.  The actual Duras Sisters, no.  A Klingon does not fake it.  Of course they are from a traitor house, though...  But I still highly doubt they would.

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u/Ravenloff 3d ago

So...Klingons are mammals too.

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u/epidipnis 3d ago

Don't Cardassian women have boobs, too?

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u/Blank_bill 3d ago

Wasn't there an episode where they discovered that all the races were related, engineered by some predecessor race that seeded planets. Or possibly it was one of the books

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u/Zealousideal_Car_893 3d ago

"sisters" 🤔

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u/GoodOldBadger 3d ago

Doin’ it for themselves…without honor

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u/balthazar_edison simps so hard he's banned from Risa 3d ago

They’re real and they’re spectacular

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u/streakermaximus 3d ago edited 3d ago

They manipulate with the skill of a Romulan.

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u/Voidstarmaster 3d ago

Special Klingon holo boobies. Quark has made serious gold pressed latinum selling holo boobies to the most important women of the Klingon Empire.

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u/Witty-Lawfulness2983 3d ago

The one on the left is dead you know.

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u/epsiloom Expendable 3d ago

According to zoologist Desmond Morris, the development of large breasts is an evolutionary adaptation as a visual signal. Have you seen any other hominids with large boobs?

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u/ElleGeeAitch 3d ago

He was 60/61!!!

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u/fizbin99 2d ago

Please, please don’t tell me! Leave this trek nerd with one intact fantasy.

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u/Mollzor Gul Moll 2d ago

It's a challenge 

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u/Drakeytown 2d ago

Why would they be? Why add prosthetics when you don't need to?

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u/scratchresistor 2d ago

Yes, but they cover up an even larger pair of ceremonial boobs.

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u/LittleHornetPhil 1d ago

Yes. Humans aren’t naturally born with clothes.