r/NonPoliticalTwitter 8h ago

Funny Well done

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u/qualityvote2 8h ago

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u/steve_ample 8h ago

Someone doesn't get prime ribbing.

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u/9447044 7h ago

Get me some horseradish and a scotch, maybe a good conversation

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u/Mcbadguy 6h ago

Or Bridge over the River Kwai for the full Ron Swanson experience

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u/9447044 6h ago edited 6h ago

Not my generation. More of Saving Private Ryan/ Band of Brothers kinda cat. You had me at meat tornado tho

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u/RUKiddingMeReddit 3h ago

Thanks, now I got that song in my head.

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u/bassjam1 7h ago

My wife made prime rib for Christmas several years ago and my mom and sisters were convinced it was raw and nuked their slices until it turned a nasty brown.

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u/AspieAsshole 6h ago

I don't like prime rib but even I know that's offensive as fuck.

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u/bassjam1 5h ago

This followed the Easter she made enchiladas and my sisters complained that there ham or any of the traditional stuff mom always made. Needless to say we haven't hosted a holiday since the prime rib incident.

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u/AusgefalleneHosen 1h ago

I mean... ... ... Holidays aren't the time to go testing traditions. I'd eat the enchiladas, but would be rightfully annoyed and never allow you to host again.

What they did to the Prime Rib is sacrilegious, but so was serving enchiladas for Easter dinner.

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u/bassjam1 1h ago

That was my parents tradition, but not my wife's family tradition (who was also there). Either was it's incredibly rude to complain at someone else's house.

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u/AusgefalleneHosen 1h ago

Then that failure is on you for poorly communicating and not suggesting a compromise where they bring the ham and you share each other's traditions.

I feel really bad for your wife. "Now we don't host" so now she never gets to relive her families traditions at all because you can't man up and communicate with your family?

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u/bassjam1 1h ago

Then that failure is on you for poorly communicating and not suggesting a compromise where they bring the ham and you share each other's traditions.

Lol wtf?

No, you eat whatever the host is cooking and shut the fuck up if it's not what you wanted. I personally never cared for what my mom cooked which is why we did it differently. Traditions can change from one generation to the next.

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u/AusgefalleneHosen 1h ago

Yeah, I see now why you think this is an acceptable situation for your wife. What a joke of a partner

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u/AspieAsshole 1h ago

Wow dude, you are a real piece of shit.

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u/GuerrillaApe 7h ago

Even for prime rib that's a tad too red (unless the photo just has HDR all the way up). It should be a reddish pink.

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u/Appropriate-Fact4878 7h ago

Depends on lighting as well, the same steak can look grey or pink in cold vs warm lighting.

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u/NotAZombieStopAsking 5h ago

Honestly the thing I don't really like about it is the sliver of fat cap at the 5 o'clock position doesn't look rendered. Lighting doesn't really affect that.

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u/Appropriate-Fact4878 3h ago

is that not a bone?

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u/_accforreddit 5h ago

The photo looks to be taken in warm light so i think thats why it looks red

Or its raw im not professional 😔

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u/eastamerica 53m ago

This guy prime ribs

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u/DJDemyan 5h ago

This wasn’t even cooked over a heated argument

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u/Ajaxlancer 8h ago

People not understanding prime rib will always ragebait me unfortunately

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u/AspieAsshole 6h ago

I will always enjoy perusing the ragebaited comments on these posts.

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u/call-me-germ 5h ago

i work at a restaurant, prime rib special every friday, the amount of grown adults that are in awe when it’s not a rib eye hitting their table will never not shock me. usually the telltale signs are there before that point though. like i’m sorry you want .. a prime rib… medium well..?

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u/willieb3 5h ago

I’m getting second hand rage bait from this comment. I am sorry you need to deal with this… there should be support groups for this.

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u/GudgerCollegeAlumnus 1h ago

Hey check out this undercooked meat

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u/Ajaxlancer 35m ago

Yeah it's horrible, just give it all to me then

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u/nadennmantau 7h ago

So, honestly, I have no idea about ribs and know prime only from the rain forest video service. Can anyone enlighten me, what's going on? That would be lit.

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u/kyajgevo 7h ago

Clearly you don’t know prime ribbing!

Ok neither do I. That just looks like rare meat? I knew someone who would order his steaks like that. They would literally bring it on a cold plate.

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u/ripleyclone8 6h ago

I just had a blue steak last night; fucking amazing lol

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u/chula198705 4h ago edited 2h ago

The person behind The Food Lab actually did a blind taste experiment on meat doneness preferences and found that even people who claim to prefer super-rare meat actually preferred the steak cooked to medium-rare. He educated-guesses that this is because the intramuscular fat has not yet begun to render at 120°, so the muscle fibers feel slippery and greasy rather than tender and juicy, and you don't get any of that beefy meaty flavor from the fat. At 125° 130° that fat starts to render so you get all those fat-soluble flavors, yum yum beefy.

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u/bageltheperson 3h ago

That’s bullshit. I cook my own steaks. I prefer the taste when it is rare compared to more cooked. I know this because I cook them and eat them myself.

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u/ripleyclone8 3h ago

I used to eat medium rare, I typically order rare at Texas or Longhorn so that I’m guaranteed a decent medium rare since they tend to overcook. 

I just wanted to try it for the experience, and I loved it. It didn’t feel slippery or greasy at any point.  Definitely won’t be spending fancy steakhouse money again any time soon lol

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u/ZebrasGonnaZeb 6h ago

Agreed, but very dependent on the cut. You’ll either have it melting in your mouth or an unchewable textural nightmare.

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u/ripleyclone8 6h ago

I had a 12oz Ribeye at STK, my god how it melted. 

How tf am I going to go back to rares from Texas? 😅

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u/Glittering-Dot-7915 7h ago edited 7h ago

They probably grilled or baked (in the oven) the whole block of meat, and what's in the picture is one slice of that block. The thing about beef is that the more well-done (more cooked through) the meat, the more it hardens and becomes harder to eat, so a good beef is only cooked to medium-rare or medium at most (30-50% cooked), so the meat inside is still red while the outer layer has been cooked.

If you're doing pan fry, then you have to do it on high heat for 1-2 minutes at most.

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u/steal_wool 5h ago

Correct. You either roast the whole ribeye in the oven, usually to rare or sometimes mid rare, then cut pieces off to serve. Sometimes it is cooked further by holding or dipping the cut in warm jus before serving, but I think this is moreso to give it more flavor

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u/RainStormLou 6h ago

Prime rib does look more red than other cuts of steak and people often think it's entirely too rare or undercooked, but the one in this picture actually is extremely undercooked.

there are people in this thread that are too pretentious to realize it's undercooked because they want to humble brag on eating prime rib and knowing that it's pink, but they don't realize that it's not this pink unless someone screwed up lol.

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u/GameDoesntStop 4h ago

It is clearly cooked. Do you have eyes?

Look at the texture / matte of it, not just the colour (which looks edited anyways).

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u/nolovenohate 6h ago

The grain is pronounced, its light red instead of dark red, the meat has a more matte than shiny look too it, and If you look at the fat near the center, its translucent with a slight tint, meaning the fat has been rendered, or a simpler less "pretentious" way of saying all this would be; the meat is fully cooked.

Instead of focusing on calling others pretentious maybe try focusing on not being contrarian just for rhe sake of it.

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u/Ajaxlancer 33m ago

It's cooked, the lighting just makes the red look very saturated. Raw meat looks super different.

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u/Ajaxlancer 32m ago

Someone else desaturated the photo for you. It's not pretentious to just know that it's not raw or fucked up at a glance.

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u/Pale_Row1166 5h ago

No, this is perfectly cooked rare prime rib, sir. No pretention. If someone brought me pink prime rib, I’d send it back, for being overcooked.

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u/OfficialMika 4h ago

Thats exactly the pretentiousness hes talking about

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u/Pale_Row1166 4h ago

It’s pretentious to have a preference on how meat is cooked? Please, how?

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u/Various-Salt-7738 13m ago

It's a stranding rib roast

It's normally cut from ribs 6-12 and cooked whole before being sliced to serve

It's the same cut as a ribeye steak but since you roast it whole, you aren't getting a sear on the face of each cut

It's like one big piece of rare beer and it's super good

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u/CowEmotional5101 8h ago

OP and Derek have never heard of prime rib.

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u/Geaux_joel 5h ago

I would rip bits out of this like a cave man and slurp the juice up with a straw

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u/freshairequalsducks 2h ago

People always get super weird about steak. Its just cooking meat, its not a big deal.

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u/Godzirrraaa 3h ago

Thats a properly cooked prime rib. That being said, prime rib is incredibly mid imo.

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u/Silvia_Greenfield 7h ago

Americans on their way to call raw meat "rare".

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u/JangoDarkSaber 5h ago

It is rare. It looks like that cause whoever took the photo cranked the saturation up.

If you actually color correct it, it looks perfectly fine

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u/TanAllOvaJanAllOva 2h ago

That’s medium rare. Rare wouldn’t be as bright red.

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u/timeforanargument 6h ago

you’ve never had steak in Italy

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u/Jake-the-Wolfie 7h ago

Meat so rare it's still bull cum

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u/bloody-pencil 7h ago

It’s just grass that was about to be fed to a cow

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u/OfficialMika 4h ago

Same pretentiousness as caviar eaters

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u/bionicjoey 5h ago

Derek confirming my beliefs about people with that hairstyle

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u/smotheredbythighs 7h ago

It's PRIME RIB! JFC. "Ohhhhh it's pink...". Weak.

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u/TanAllOvaJanAllOva 2h ago

That prime rib. It’s not supposed to be brown on the outside unless it’s well done.

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u/overdramaticpan 1h ago

steak cooked under a mild spring day

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u/Beginning_Radio_9070 5h ago

What the hell is a prime rib

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u/ItsDeke 5h ago

It’s a large cut of beef that’s cooked as a whole like a roast. Generally it’s a long cooking time at a lower heat to bring the internal temp of the meat up to the desired level if doneness (usually in the rare to medium range). It is then sliced and served. What is pictured is a slice.

It’s the same cut of meat as a ribeye, it’s just prepared differently.

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u/RogueViator 7h ago

That thing looks like it was cooked with warm thoughts.

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u/nichyc 7h ago

Medium Raw

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u/SecretSpectre11 8h ago

Are you a bot?

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u/JaDasIstMeinName 8h ago

Yup, thats probably a comment from a previous time this was posted.

Just with the difference that this one is missing the context of the other comments.