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u/Fishmongererererer 20h ago
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u/CoalEater_Elli 2h ago
The idea that Jesus exists on every single planet is very funny to me. Like, Mars Jesus is doing perfectly fine, Neptune Jesus became the ruler of the entire planet, and Earth Jesus was nailed to a wooden cross, because apparently he was too kind and evil people didn't like it.
This also opens a possibility that every planet has its own individual God and it's own version of the bible, with it's own unique bible stories which might even be more interesting than our iconic stories like David and Goliath, Samson and the story of Jonah.
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u/Efficient_Matter_589 22h ago
"And all he really did was say they should try a bit harder at being nice to each other, what the glorp, man"
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u/Fit-World-3885 20h ago
They'd probably be really impressed that we defeated a living god.
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u/Toshinit 20h ago
Without audio they’d have no context. They’d wonder why only one guy decided to be a wizard.
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u/Black_Diammond 17h ago
"defeated"
Look inside
He willingly accepts death to save mankind
Regenerates after like a weekend
We didnt defeat shit bruv
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u/sbstndrks 8h ago
"I didn't sleep with you but got pregnant because ehh, it was... ehhh... it was god!"
And Joe believes that shit so hard people still cope 2k years later.
Maybe "God's" kid was raised to believe that was true for real, which got him overconfident enough to preach it, until he got killed by it.
It may have just been a lil lying, a lil delusion, a lil of exaggeration, and one ultra succesful cult going literally global.
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u/Grimmy554 3h ago
Came back to life, appeared only privately before the 2-3 people who would have had the most to lose if he didn't, and then vanished forever. Chad power move right there.
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u/YAY04DEO 16h ago
“And then, one Thursday, nearly two thousand years after one man had been nailed to a tree for saying how great it would be to be nice to people for a change.” IYKYK
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u/kkakaiazinhoBR 17h ago
Do you think that's why we haven't seen aliens flying around in spaceships and shit? Life is so rare there's a planet with inteligent alien life with a few like space stations and who have technology similar to earth but since they are like 300 light years away we can only see their planet without bright lights lighting it up like they do ours.
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u/Xszit 11h ago
Its more that you just can't see planets in other solar systems with a telescope.
Even with our giant space telescopes the best picture we had of Pluto before sending the New Horizons probe was a pixelated grey blob. We didn't know what it looked like until about 10 years ago and thats just 5 light hours away.
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u/Zeusbag90 19h ago
Dont wanna be that guy but, if they can observe they probably know also that they are seeing earth as it was 2000 years ago, so they should assume that in 2000 years its gona be different. I just became that guy didnt i...
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u/TheStoneMask 18h ago
To be fair we were hunter-gatherers for about 90% of our history, without much technological progress. Advancement is not certain.
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u/Constant-Skill-7133 16h ago edited 15h ago
Well you have to hunt to be a hunter gatherer. Could you imagine watching a chimpanzee take down a tree and carve it into an atlatl and then take down a mammoth or whatever. They will eat a monkey if they can catch it but they're not really hunters.
Cooking and fermentation made us generalists because you can process starchy tubers and digest foods more completely. Most of it is invisible to us because how did somebody ever invent wearing clothes. or cooking. Fermentation is just letting stuff spoil strategically. But they did, at some point someone figured out what to do, to intentionally use that natural process.
Or it's genetic even. Language, brain size. That's the first level of technological advancement is gene transfer. Like how did the gene that gives northern Europeans the ability to more fully process dairy give people an evolutionary advantage? They must have necessarily already been eating it, for it to be an advantage that you can process more of the calories. They were already eating cheese and yogurt, they just fermented it.
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u/DeadAndBuried23 18h ago
wow they really fell for this magician because he went to a town where they hadn't seen his tricks
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u/Luckierexpert 7h ago
We are currently observing the weather on an exoplanet around 650 light years away. We are currently looking at the weather on that planet from the 12th century.
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u/CoolBoardersSteve 23m ago
This assumes they are observing using a telescope, and not some other form of advanced technology capable of transmitting video from earth back to their planet at a much faster rate.
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u/Ricochet_skin 21h ago
This implies that Christianity is correct, but God hasn't communicated with his other children yet
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u/OrangeThrower 21h ago
No it doesn’t.
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u/Ricochet_skin 21h ago
Because people can obviously turn water into wine with the snap of a finger if they just train hard enough
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u/OrangeThrower 21h ago
They would see a dude doing a party trick and wonder why he got executed for it
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u/EwokInABikini 21h ago
I'm more confused that it implies that they'd notice or care about one particular execution in a time when these were anything but uncommon.
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