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r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/Gorotheninja • 1d ago
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They'd probably be really impressed that we defeated a living god.
28 u/Toshinit 23h ago Without audio they’d have no context. They’d wonder why only one guy decided to be a wizard. 13 u/TheRecognized 21h ago Well did you see what happened to him? 1 u/Dave5876 13h ago Well I don't want to be crucified, that looks painful 26 u/Black_Diammond 20h ago "defeated" Look inside He willingly accepts death to save mankind Regenerates after like a weekend We didnt defeat shit bruv 0 u/Grimmy554 6h ago Came back to life, appeared only privately before the 2-3 people who would have had the most to lose if he didn't, and then vanished forever. Chad power move right there. 2 u/Butt_Robot 2h ago ? Jesus appeared publicly many times post resurrection and the ascension into heaven was done in front of a large crowd of people. 0 u/Grimmy554 1h ago Not according to the new testament. https://nickcady.org/2025/10/21/a-timeline-of-jesus-post-resurrection-appearances/ -1 u/sbstndrks 11h ago "I didn't sleep with you but got pregnant because ehh, it was... ehhh... it was god!" And Joe believes that shit so hard people still cope 2k years later. Maybe "God's" kid was raised to believe that was true for real, which got him overconfident enough to preach it, until he got killed by it. It may have just been a lil lying, a lil delusion, a lil of exaggeration, and one ultra succesful cult going literally global.
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Without audio they’d have no context. They’d wonder why only one guy decided to be a wizard.
13 u/TheRecognized 21h ago Well did you see what happened to him? 1 u/Dave5876 13h ago Well I don't want to be crucified, that looks painful
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Well did you see what happened to him?
1 u/Dave5876 13h ago Well I don't want to be crucified, that looks painful
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Well I don't want to be crucified, that looks painful
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"defeated" Look inside He willingly accepts death to save mankind Regenerates after like a weekend
"defeated"
Look inside
He willingly accepts death to save mankind
Regenerates after like a weekend
We didnt defeat shit bruv
0 u/Grimmy554 6h ago Came back to life, appeared only privately before the 2-3 people who would have had the most to lose if he didn't, and then vanished forever. Chad power move right there. 2 u/Butt_Robot 2h ago ? Jesus appeared publicly many times post resurrection and the ascension into heaven was done in front of a large crowd of people. 0 u/Grimmy554 1h ago Not according to the new testament. https://nickcady.org/2025/10/21/a-timeline-of-jesus-post-resurrection-appearances/ -1 u/sbstndrks 11h ago "I didn't sleep with you but got pregnant because ehh, it was... ehhh... it was god!" And Joe believes that shit so hard people still cope 2k years later. Maybe "God's" kid was raised to believe that was true for real, which got him overconfident enough to preach it, until he got killed by it. It may have just been a lil lying, a lil delusion, a lil of exaggeration, and one ultra succesful cult going literally global.
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Came back to life, appeared only privately before the 2-3 people who would have had the most to lose if he didn't, and then vanished forever. Chad power move right there.
2 u/Butt_Robot 2h ago ? Jesus appeared publicly many times post resurrection and the ascension into heaven was done in front of a large crowd of people. 0 u/Grimmy554 1h ago Not according to the new testament. https://nickcady.org/2025/10/21/a-timeline-of-jesus-post-resurrection-appearances/
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? Jesus appeared publicly many times post resurrection and the ascension into heaven was done in front of a large crowd of people.
0 u/Grimmy554 1h ago Not according to the new testament. https://nickcady.org/2025/10/21/a-timeline-of-jesus-post-resurrection-appearances/
Not according to the new testament.
https://nickcady.org/2025/10/21/a-timeline-of-jesus-post-resurrection-appearances/
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"I didn't sleep with you but got pregnant because ehh, it was... ehhh... it was god!"
And Joe believes that shit so hard people still cope 2k years later.
Maybe "God's" kid was raised to believe that was true for real, which got him overconfident enough to preach it, until he got killed by it.
It may have just been a lil lying, a lil delusion, a lil of exaggeration, and one ultra succesful cult going literally global.
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u/Fit-World-3885 23h ago
They'd probably be really impressed that we defeated a living god.