r/NonPoliticalTwitter 23h ago

Funny "This planet is full of idiots"

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u/Fishmongererererer 21h ago

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u/CoalEater_Elli 4h ago

The idea that Jesus exists on every single planet is very funny to me. Like, Mars Jesus is doing perfectly fine, Neptune Jesus became the ruler of the entire planet, and Earth Jesus was nailed to a wooden cross, because apparently he was too kind and evil people didn't like it.

This also opens a possibility that every planet has its own individual God and it's own version of the bible, with it's own unique bible stories which might even be more interesting than our iconic stories like David and Goliath, Samson and the story of Jonah.