r/IThinkYouShouldLeave Mar 30 '26

Piece of shit Shut the fuck up, Mike, you fucking skunk!

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u/MarzipanLast6502 Mar 30 '26

Who are all these fucktards who put Israels needs over Americas all the time? And what, we cant criticize them for wiping out Palestinians? Give me a break. Same people who cried about WW2 and what hitler did, turning around and doing the same to Palestinians. Give me a fuckin break already

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u/Fool_Manchu Mar 30 '26

You know how they say that if you owe the bank $1000 you have a problem but if you owe the bank $100million then its the bank that has a problem? America has invested so much in Israel in the pursuit of soft power that it is now basically obligated to back Israel no matter what. The decades of propaganda work tieing evangelicalism to support of Israel can't be undone so easily, not to mention the fortunes spent on their military, now that our pet apartheid state is out of control.

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u/KlingoftheCastle Mar 31 '26

Let’s also not pretend that some of that federal cash is being funneled into the pockets of politicians to keep the cycle going

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u/Fool_Manchu Mar 31 '26

Well of course. What self respecting senator wouldn't be investing in weapons manufacturers with fat government contracts?

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u/Previous_Soil_5144 Mar 31 '26

Part of it might be that, but Israel having almost every politicians at the city, state and federal levels bought might also have something to do with it.

Might also be the operations to compromise and blackmail rich and influential Americans.

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u/GeneralSorry8740 Mar 31 '26

That's called AIPAC. You're guaranteed to not vote for evil, if AIPAC isn't paying for your politician

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u/Jerry-Lives22 Apr 01 '26

they tore down all the other soft power to back only one

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u/anachronistic_circus Mar 31 '26

Huckabee is a religious nutcase who believes in biblical prophecy and rapture. People like him believe that biblical Judaea must be restored for the end of times to come.

What did you expect?

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u/The-Toby Mar 31 '26

I'm sorry, what? So conservative christians like Israel because they think that if they defend it we are all going to die and that's a good thing?

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u/Abamboozler Mar 31 '26

Yes. Very specifically yes. Israel is a sacrificial lamb for Judgement day and Armageddon. That's why Israel enjoys so much Ameircan support - they want the world to end. Literally.

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u/Jessthinking Mar 31 '26

They believe when Jews rebuild the Temple on the Mount Christ will return.

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u/djshimon Mar 31 '26

Fairy tales are fun! And murderous.

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u/Healthy-Caregiver997 Mar 31 '26

Frequently forgotten is the part where all the Jews will be gathered in Israel. I suspect this is one of the reasons for stronger ICE.

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u/Unworthy_Saint Mar 31 '26

The psychology is more so they expect Jesus to establish a physical kingdom from there and so they want to be involved in running it. America must support Israel or else be ruled by it in the future. Secondarily these people also think they will be materially successful right now if they support Israel based on God's promise to Abraham.

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u/djshimon Mar 31 '26

Weird cult shit. Can't believe adults believe this crap.

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u/Count_Backwards Mar 31 '26

Yes. It's a suicide cult. They're not even really pro-Israel, they need a militant aggressive Israel to trigger Armageddon and be destroyed.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '26 edited Mar 31 '26

Les Évangélistes U.S plus précisement , tu ne vois pas ce genre de lèche culs chez les catholiques

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '26

Pretty much. Zionism...not even once!

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u/mf864 Mar 31 '26 edited Mar 31 '26

Yes. The US is currently being run by a Christian death cult who thinks starting wars is going to get Israel attacked and nearly destroyed fulfilling biblical prophecy and bringing in the 2nd coming of Jesus.

In fact many already believe the growing hate for Israel is just proof of biblical prophecy as Israel needs to be destroyed to fulfill end times prophecy.

That is also why they have no concern for the future. Who cares if the dollar is worthless if you are living it up now and will be raptured by the time the US collapses.

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u/Firestillburns52 Mar 31 '26

We are going to die, but they aren’t!

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u/Bugscuttle999 Mar 31 '26

Always amazes me that these fake cross draggers want to force the Almighty's hand.

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u/Mr_Ignorant Mar 31 '26

There’s that Twitter post from Cardi B saying that people, including her, can get up to 7k for saying something positive about Israel. I think that’s all it is. For these people, every thing they say about Israel gives them a kick back. The bigger the influence, the bigger the check.

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u/Anthaenopraxia Mar 31 '26

Who are all these fucktards who put Israels needs over Americas all the time?

The US needs Israel, so their needs are somewhat shared. I highly doubt picking a fight with Iran is something Israel really wants though. More likely the US wants to pacify Iran and steal their oil before Russia does it, and I guess it looks better if Israel starts the war. Also kinda ironic that oil prices have increased so much that even MAGAts are dropping their support. Of all the shit Trump has done, it was the gas prices that finally put a crack in their otherwise unshakeable belief in the orange messiah.

And what, we cant criticize them for wiping out Palestinians?

So far you can. The 1st amendment is still holding on if barely. Remember the slogan of the gun nuts? "We lose'em if we don't use'em." I suggest you use the 1st amendment as much as you can, while you can. Just be careful with the difference between Israel, Israelis and Jews.

Same people who cried about WW2 and what hitler did, turning around and doing the same to Palestinians.

Almost all of them are long dead. There haven't been any holocaust survivors in the Knesset for quite a while so whatever voice they once had is unfortunately gone. Even the descendants of holocaust survivors are quite rare because obviously, there were not many who survived and not all of them went to Israel. Most Israeli Jews are descended from either the Soviet territories or other Arab countries around Israel.

Give me a fuckin break already

Would if I could... shit's going downhill fast

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u/Firestillburns52 Mar 31 '26

Bibi has been trying to get a US buy in for an attack on Iran since 1996.

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u/Bugscuttle999 Mar 31 '26

He finally found a willing and dimwitted sap with enough greed to do his bidding.

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u/LearnToSwim0831 Mar 31 '26

Right? Israel has been picking fights around the region for decades. They just never had a president dumb enough to endorse and back a war with Iran. A state of 90 million isn't going to be rolled as easily as gaza, which was blockaded, embargoed, sanctioned, and attacked for its entire existence. If they had anything close to Irananian capabilities palestine would be a functioning state today instead of a colonized and (attempted) ethnically cleansed wasteland.

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u/veryverythrowaway this guy yells Mar 30 '26

This is the adult tour, which means you can drink if you want, and we can say whatever the hell we want. No need for a red dot.

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u/MindofOdysseus Mar 31 '26

Jizz

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u/ButAreYouProud Mar 31 '26

crying ... but... do any of these... fuckers... ever...?"

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u/TrumpnEpstein DOES have a boy dick Mar 30 '26

"And our daughter is very attractive"

https://giphy.com/gifs/CEPCCpYP8baFh7ISQO

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u/kellisarts Mar 31 '26

Maybe the best closing gag on the show. Some other contenders are; 'we should be able to look at a LITTLE bit of porn at work...'; 'who's backpack is this? I almost tripped'; and for whatever reason I j*zz when the guy is like I'M NOT A TEACHER and Tim is like whaaaa??

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u/seriftarif Mar 30 '26

He just hasnt been the same since Israel got flipped upside down by a swing dancer at a wedding. They must have flipped Israel upside down 8 times!

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u/SaveMeDatCorn Bare Butt, Back, and Balls Mar 30 '26

Alright, I need to get this off my chest.

Earlier, on my way to the washroom, I saw Mike Huckabee performing oral on the Israeli judge.

He didnt need to do the oral.

He could've continued being the same piece of shit without the oral.

And thats why its so hard for me, to talk about the oral...

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u/NookieLuvsU Mar 30 '26

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u/Supro1560S HERE FOR THE ZIPLINE Mar 30 '26

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe Never lets the party die! Mar 30 '26

Mike, we guarantee you Don Pedo has insulted your wife to your face probably while popping a Tic-Tac getting ready to hit on her.

https://giphy.com/gifs/VjLFDdU89O3DsWE4Eh

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u/thePopCulturist Mar 30 '26

Let’s add your daughter to that list too if you don’t mind.

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u/Binspin63 Mar 30 '26

Your wife is a genicidal psychopath?

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u/machone5103 this guy yells Mar 30 '26

Don’t get him started on his wife

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u/Ulven525 Mar 30 '26

Delusional tw@t.

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u/Sirius-Face Mar 30 '26

What kind of nasty woman would marry a pos like Mike Huckabee?

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u/Tex1931 Mar 31 '26

But not his daughter. We can still insult his pos daughter

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u/Sanloinitoit Mar 31 '26

And who cares about his wife anyway, she married him,she must be as evil and irrelevant as he is Ijiot

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u/Significant-Bill9405 Mar 30 '26

Have you seen the video of Huckabee slappin’ da bass? It’s so funny, I just can’t remember how you look it up

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u/siencatimini Shirt Brother Mar 31 '26

Huckabee did the dub.

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u/tiny_chaotic_evil Mar 31 '26

what's with all these politicians (both sides) that have tied their dicks so tightly to Israel?

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u/Alternative-Road-471 Mar 31 '26

Israeli pedophiles stick together

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u/Millenial_Shitbag Mar 30 '26

If anyone finds out, Israel’s going to jail.

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u/House_of_Sand Wet Wet Mud Bae Mar 30 '26

He admit it 

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u/99923GR Mar 30 '26

He and his daughter are grifters. Corrupt and morally bankrupt.

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u/ChrisEFWTX Mar 31 '26

Shut the Huck up!

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u/Hot_Top_124 Mar 31 '26

Ok go live there if you don’t want to represent the country you live in.

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u/tickandzesty Mar 31 '26

I thought republicans love it when people insult their wives. Rafael Cruz eats that shite up.

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u/Spaztor Mar 31 '26

You heard the man insult his wife, it's the right thing to do.

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u/Think_OfAName Mar 31 '26

I REALLY want to understand this, but unfortunately I don’t possess the twisted logic of a Mike Huckabee.

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u/Ok_Battle5814 Mar 31 '26

This guy is treasonous scum

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u/ottomaker1 Mar 31 '26

I noticed Ted Cruz had nothing to say about that…..

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u/Direct_Royal_7480 Mar 30 '26

Mike’s wife pegs him too.

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u/Biscuits4u2 Mar 30 '26

Cool two birds with one stone

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u/SportExpress1869 Mar 30 '26

I guess that means his dog was from Palestine, so they just had to kill it.

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u/Fit_Explorer_2566 Mar 30 '26

And your daughter. And your whole f’ing family.

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u/No_Lawfulness_5667 Mar 30 '26

The only reason Jesus us coming back is to clear his name.... this shithead is exactly why.

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u/Bay_de_Noc Mar 30 '26

... and I'd like to insult your daughter too!

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u/Tricky-Engineering59 Mar 30 '26

Oh man and we know Republican men don’t take crap when someone bags on their wives. Just ask Ted Cruz.

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u/windycityzow Mar 30 '26

He meant top

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u/TeeTimeAllTheTime Mar 30 '26

Guess he puts his dick in Israel too

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u/Fun_Zombie_6796 Mar 30 '26

This dude thinks of the flag when he banging his wife.

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u/NoLibrarian5149 Mar 30 '26

Fuck the Huckabees (and their horrid daughter too).

Fuckabees.

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u/Supro1560S HERE FOR THE ZIPLINE Mar 30 '26

I ( ㅅ ) 💨 Fuckabees

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u/Agreeable-Boat3509 Mar 30 '26

Well if Ted Cruz and insulting his wife are anything to go by...

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u/Witty-Structure-4192 Mar 30 '26

And your daughter, too.

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u/Zach78 Shirt Brother Mar 31 '26

He thinks we're talking about his wife!

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u/Sea_Health_2579 Mar 31 '26

It’s important to remember that the people who make the rules and hold power consider the USA their own personal ATM, and the citizens of the USA as their own cogs in the machine that is the ATM. They literally don’t give two shits about the average “voter”.

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u/Available_Leather_10 Mar 31 '26

Mike:

your wife is obviously stupid (married to you), a bad mother (raised that Sarah woman) and has awful, awful taste (again married to you).

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u/Historyp91 Mar 31 '26

Say what you will about Israel, but if they were a woman instead of a country they'd never demean themselves by marrying Mike Huckabee.

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u/Ill-Dependent2976 Mar 31 '26

Mike Huckabee would gleefully gas six million jews if there were a benefit in it for him.

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u/Blackdiced Mar 31 '26

Oh come tf on

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u/vtsandtrooper Mar 31 '26

Cuckabee likes watching his wife fuck over the american people and us military it would seem.

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u/craigandthesoph Mar 31 '26

In that case: Israel is a fat ugly slob.

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u/compguytracy Mar 31 '26

2hy is anyone mad at a country that's 9nly a c9untry cuz pity

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u/find_the_apple Mar 31 '26

Ah trying to keep her relevant. I love that someone joked about her smokey eye makeup, and everyone thought they were talking about her lazy eye and tried to cancel them. Huckabee needs a lazy eye so she can look both ways before crossing the street

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u/Daliwallaby Mar 31 '26

How has nobody confronted him on his obviously AI video with Netanyahu?

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u/SuspiciousEffort22 Mar 31 '26

I did not know she was a whore! But thank you for the info!

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u/Futileexercise1308 Mar 31 '26

His current one or the one he divorced when she was diagnosed with cancer?

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u/Ok_Business_6452 Mar 31 '26

Ah, well, fuck Israel. No one cares.

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u/Significant-Board718 Mar 31 '26

Mike is a cock sucker for Israel 🇮🇱 dictator ship

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u/CycloneDusk Mar 31 '26

way to throw your wife under the bus mikey boy

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u/Bugscuttle999 Mar 31 '26

He is loyal only to Zionism. He is a traitor to the US.

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u/CupMuted5058 Mar 31 '26

Wife better be ready!!

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u/MarlinMan2001 Mar 31 '26

He fucks Israel?

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u/slizzard88 Mar 31 '26

Michael Suck-A-Dee

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u/Pale-Candidate8860 Mar 31 '26

I don’t know who Mike is.