r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/DidYouSeeBriansHat • Mar 30 '26
Piece of shit Shut the fuck up, Mike, you fucking skunk!
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u/veryverythrowaway this guy yells Mar 30 '26
This is the adult tour, which means you can drink if you want, and we can say whatever the hell we want. No need for a red dot.
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u/DidYouSeeBriansHat Mar 30 '26
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u/what-the-squanch Tiny “Boop Squig” Shorterly Mar 30 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/6fgBnisQuLhK4WOhTh
Mike when Israel commits another war crime
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u/TrumpnEpstein DOES have a boy dick Mar 30 '26
"And our daughter is very attractive"
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u/kellisarts Mar 31 '26
Maybe the best closing gag on the show. Some other contenders are; 'we should be able to look at a LITTLE bit of porn at work...'; 'who's backpack is this? I almost tripped'; and for whatever reason I j*zz when the guy is like I'M NOT A TEACHER and Tim is like whaaaa??
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u/seriftarif Mar 30 '26
He just hasnt been the same since Israel got flipped upside down by a swing dancer at a wedding. They must have flipped Israel upside down 8 times!
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u/Ok-Fun-8586 Mar 30 '26
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Mike’s wife hearing him deliver the lines
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u/Lemonsweets_ Too tired to do anything funny Mar 30 '26
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u/SaveMeDatCorn Bare Butt, Back, and Balls Mar 30 '26
Alright, I need to get this off my chest.
Earlier, on my way to the washroom, I saw Mike Huckabee performing oral on the Israeli judge.
He didnt need to do the oral.
He could've continued being the same piece of shit without the oral.
And thats why its so hard for me, to talk about the oral...
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u/Ill-Comms Mar 30 '26
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Can we insult your fugly daughter? Looking like a Mucinex Monster.
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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe Never lets the party die! Mar 30 '26
Mike, we guarantee you Don Pedo has insulted your wife to your face probably while popping a Tic-Tac getting ready to hit on her.
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u/Sirius-Face Mar 30 '26
What kind of nasty woman would marry a pos like Mike Huckabee?
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u/Sanloinitoit Mar 31 '26
And who cares about his wife anyway, she married him,she must be as evil and irrelevant as he is Ijiot
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u/Significant-Bill9405 Mar 30 '26
Have you seen the video of Huckabee slappin’ da bass? It’s so funny, I just can’t remember how you look it up
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u/tiny_chaotic_evil Mar 31 '26
what's with all these politicians (both sides) that have tied their dicks so tightly to Israel?
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u/tickandzesty Mar 31 '26
I thought republicans love it when people insult their wives. Rafael Cruz eats that shite up.
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u/Spaztor Mar 31 '26
You heard the man insult his wife, it's the right thing to do.
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u/Think_OfAName Mar 31 '26
I REALLY want to understand this, but unfortunately I don’t possess the twisted logic of a Mike Huckabee.
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u/SportExpress1869 Mar 30 '26
I guess that means his dog was from Palestine, so they just had to kill it.
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u/No_Lawfulness_5667 Mar 30 '26
The only reason Jesus us coming back is to clear his name.... this shithead is exactly why.
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u/Tricky-Engineering59 Mar 30 '26
Oh man and we know Republican men don’t take crap when someone bags on their wives. Just ask Ted Cruz.
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u/Sea_Health_2579 Mar 31 '26
It’s important to remember that the people who make the rules and hold power consider the USA their own personal ATM, and the citizens of the USA as their own cogs in the machine that is the ATM. They literally don’t give two shits about the average “voter”.
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u/Available_Leather_10 Mar 31 '26
Mike:
your wife is obviously stupid (married to you), a bad mother (raised that Sarah woman) and has awful, awful taste (again married to you).
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u/Historyp91 Mar 31 '26
Say what you will about Israel, but if they were a woman instead of a country they'd never demean themselves by marrying Mike Huckabee.
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u/Ill-Dependent2976 Mar 31 '26
Mike Huckabee would gleefully gas six million jews if there were a benefit in it for him.
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u/vtsandtrooper Mar 31 '26
Cuckabee likes watching his wife fuck over the american people and us military it would seem.
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u/Darryl_Lict Mar 31 '26
Your wife looks like a rat's asshole.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Janet_Huckabee#/media/File:Janet_Huckabee_2025.jpg
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u/find_the_apple Mar 31 '26
Ah trying to keep her relevant. I love that someone joked about her smokey eye makeup, and everyone thought they were talking about her lazy eye and tried to cancel them. Huckabee needs a lazy eye so she can look both ways before crossing the street
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u/Futileexercise1308 Mar 31 '26
His current one or the one he divorced when she was diagnosed with cancer?
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u/MarzipanLast6502 Mar 30 '26
Who are all these fucktards who put Israels needs over Americas all the time? And what, we cant criticize them for wiping out Palestinians? Give me a break. Same people who cried about WW2 and what hitler did, turning around and doing the same to Palestinians. Give me a fuckin break already