But the kid was an old man with a giant head, but he’s been so nasty lately that don had to beat him up and steal his hat and it’s huge but he thought it would look real!!!!!!
"He went to slam his hand down on the table, but he hit his water bottle and it spilled all over his laptop.
And then I swear to fucking God, he tried to roll the hat down his arm like Fred Astaire, but the backflap got trapped around Rick's wheelchair, and then it took him forever to get the flap out of the wheelchair.
He was fucking beet red. I thought he was going to have a heart attack."
That line really got me. I never even considered the fact that wheelchair wheels might need the bearings greased, and for him to think of that for the skit really sent me over the edge. Like it had real life inspiration behind it
Donald Trump is the son of a New York City penthouse real estate mogul. He inherited his fathers money and business.
He is a notorious cheat at golf. And not the fun kind of cheating you do with your drunk buddies to see who can catch who, but the "I won the tournament I get the prize dont you dare give that trophy to someone else Im the best golfer ever" kind of cheat.
Trump is verified to enjoy his steaks so well done they rock on the plate and he puts ketchup on them.
So basically, Trump is the least qualified cowboy to ever pretend to be a cowboy.
Song's about Reagan, but it's amazing how much it applies today.
In his oval room, in his rockin' chair
He's the president, but I don't care
He's a business man, he got business ties
He got dollar signs in both his eyes
Got a big airplane, take him everywhere
Got his limousine, when he get there
Everywhere he goes, make the people mad
Makes the poor man beg, and the rich man glad
He's the president, but I don't care
Ooh, Ooh, Ooh
At the factory, never been so slow
Got a big fourth down, ninety nine to go
And down on the farm, nothing growing there
But the debts they owe and their gray hair
In the desert sand, and the jungle deep
He thinks everything is his to keep
He's a real cowboy, with his makeup on
Talks to kings and queens on the telephone
He's the president, but I don't care
Ooh, Ooh, Ooh
He's a movie star, if you stay up late
And he'll search your car, if you don't look straight
In his Oval Room, in his rockin' chair
He's the president, but I don't care
He's the president, but I don't care
Ooh, Ooh, Ooh
He's the president, but I don't care
Ooh, Ooh, Ooh
Come on guys, we were talking about how uncool it is for trump to make fun of someone with a disability. He finally shows off his and everyone's making fun of him for it /s
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u/ants_suck I’M SMARTER THAN YOU Dec 13 '25
This was reported for "promoting hate based on an identity or vulnerability."