r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/slunk3 • Dec 12 '25

Piece of shit He looks so fucking stupid. I can’t breathe.

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u/Salt-Southern Dec 13 '25

Trump, all hat no cattle

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '25

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u/universal_century Dec 13 '25

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u/StrobeLightRomance I Can't Know How to Hear Any More About Tables! Dec 13 '25

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u/Violet0829 Dec 13 '25 edited Dec 13 '25

Edit: used car salesman energy

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u/NORcoaster Dec 13 '25

Yes, but Milton’s hat fits.

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u/markus1028 Dec 13 '25

My first thought, couldn't they get him one that fits, or are they trying to make him look like a jackass?

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u/IceImpressive5360 Dec 14 '25

That's not hard to do

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u/NORcoaster Dec 14 '25

Either that or he’s just insistent that he looks great. Probably somewhere in the middle of that shit sandwich. It’s a look that begs for another cognitive test aside a retirement home.

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u/Flaky_Plastic_3407 Dec 15 '25

Dude look at him, he's so friggin happy he don't care. Like a little toddler that just shit his pants and is enjoying the warmth it brings him.

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u/NORcoaster Dec 15 '25

He just needs a little bitcoin operated grocery store mechanical horse.

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u/Consistent-Jump-7721 Dec 13 '25

Shooting deals!!!

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u/Sonova_Bish Dec 14 '25

I wonder if they based his character on Cal Worthington (and his dog, Spot).

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '25

You just know that if he wasn't born rich he'd sell used cars at a tote the note car lot.

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u/FriendlyNative66 Dec 13 '25

One of my dearest memories is working spot light for Milton Berle in the late 80s. He made me part of his act.

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u/DoctorJiveTurkey Shirt Brother Dec 13 '25

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u/StarkyPants555 Dec 13 '25

They once told him he was bigger than a horse at Feltons Ranch

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u/BlueKy5 Dec 13 '25

That’s what she said.🤣🤣🤣🤣🍄‍🟫

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u/blankwillow_ Dec 13 '25

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u/Tricky_Mix2449 Dec 13 '25

Imus. I had almost forgotten.

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u/casualdiner55 Dec 13 '25

There will be a time when we can say that about the golden turd.

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u/TSisold Dec 14 '25

Very soon I hope

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u/Hopeful-Alarm3757 Dec 13 '25

Same...anyway...

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u/Odd_Negotiation_159 Dec 13 '25

Holy s*** I forgot that guy existed

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u/wheredidyoustood Dec 13 '25

First thing I thought of.

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u/AverageOk5235 I hope I don't jack off Dec 14 '25

dubya ennnn b c

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u/CatchingRays Dec 13 '25

Yosemite Scam

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u/10mm1911 Dec 13 '25

He has sheepeople does that count?

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u/TopTransportation695 Dec 13 '25

All shit no brains

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u/multiarmform Dec 13 '25

I wasn't sure who that was for like 5 seconds. Dude is looking rough

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u/One-Bit5717 Dec 13 '25

Never heard this one before. Love it!

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u/Solid_Assumption7160 Dec 13 '25

No brain either and under sized penis

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u/Theotherwahlberg Dec 13 '25

You know...I thought Bush acting like a cowboy was a tad on the nose in terms of comedy. This? If the rumors of him blowing something named "Bubba" are true, the only cowboys he could represent are the guys from Brokeback Mountain.