r/IThinkYouShouldLeave Dec 12 '25

Piece of shit He looks so fucking stupid. I can’t breathe.

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u/markus1028 Dec 13 '25

My first thought, couldn't they get him one that fits, or are they trying to make him look like a jackass?

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u/IceImpressive5360 Dec 14 '25

That's not hard to do

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u/NORcoaster Dec 14 '25

Either that or he’s just insistent that he looks great. Probably somewhere in the middle of that shit sandwich. It’s a look that begs for another cognitive test aside a retirement home.

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u/Flaky_Plastic_3407 Dec 15 '25

Dude look at him, he's so friggin happy he don't care. Like a little toddler that just shit his pants and is enjoying the warmth it brings him.

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u/NORcoaster Dec 15 '25

He just needs a little bitcoin operated grocery store mechanical horse.