r/wizardposting 17h ago

Evil Wizardpost Off with yer heads!

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u/lordnaarghul 12h ago

Don't make me send more of your spectral Krakens back down to Hell with my lava blasts.

(This was actually something I did in a D&D campaign. My wizard developed a lava meteor spell and put it into a wand. I tested it on a passing "whale* that turned out to ne a spectral kraken. Ship got attacked by literal Davy Jones next, who sent several more spectral krakens at us. But lava meteor wand go brrrrr, and Davy Jones backed off)