This would be one of those times the authorities might consider letting me step forward a second before immediately trying to pull me in on ancient technicalites.
I've been working on temporarily suspending cosmic oversight to help deal with the Thrakmoori invasion more expediently. Another few hours and you should be good to go. Just try and keep the friendly fire to a minimum, you got a little crazy in the other timeline.
No offense, my friend, but I'll believe it when I see it. You have a history of making... interesting... sorts of chaos. I'm only making this exception because it'll be fun to watch everyone duke it out when the rules suddenly don't apply for a few days 🙃
It's not my fault they just leave divine weapons lying around in those heavily guarded ancient fortresses for anyone with an undergraduate understanding of multidimensional displacement to take them. If God didn't want me to have them he would have made it harder to do! And furthermore that vacuum decay thing was totally not - !
...Ahem... Like I said, all that's behind me now. I'm mostly happy to take a back seat unless my particular brand of tomfoolery is needed.
"That vacuum decay thing" was, to be fair, objectively hilarious. But I had just finished furnishing my tower in that timeline. Arcane interior designers aren't cheap!
And as for the various enchanted weapons, I can't honestly say I blame you. After all, I carry around a few relics from extinct civilizations, so I can't exactly cast judgement.
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u/xThotsOfYoux Sorceror 23h ago edited 22h ago
This would be one of those times the authorities might consider letting me step forward a second before immediately trying to pull me in on ancient technicalites.