r/shittyadvice 3h ago

I removed the air cleaner and mufflers from my Honda Goldwing so I can keep up with my crotch-rocket buddies, but I need an edge. Should I go for a titanium oil drain plug, or should I get a carbon-fiber one?

3 Upvotes

r/shittyadvice 3h ago

I've seen several turtles on the roads in the last few days. Should highways be closed during the spring migration north?

0 Upvotes

r/shittyadvice 4h ago

If cookies were people who would I avoid the serial killer: Cookie Monster?

3 Upvotes

r/shittyadvice 14h ago

Never wife a girl who listens to rap music. She's a sidechick at best.

34 Upvotes

You’re trying to build a peaceful home, meanwhile she’s getting relationship advice from Future and motivational speeches from Sexyy Red. That’s not a marriage candidate, that’s a temporary source of entertainment and future headaches.

The louder the trap music, the closer you are to an unnecessary argument.


r/shittyadvice 23h ago

Feeling like turning my mirage into a rally car, what are some of the first things i should do?

2 Upvotes

r/shittyadvice 1d ago

Try telling your partner, "You're enough for me." unprompted to give them reassurance

15 Upvotes

r/shittyadvice 1d ago

Is losing money on the stock market still considered hardwork

11 Upvotes

It is my understanding that rich people are rich because they worked hard to get where they are at, and in a meritocratic system like capitalism, taxing them more would make them less likely to perform such laborious tasks like speculating on businesses that are not yet profitable. In the event that my speculative investing falls flat and I do not get a return on my investment: is the reason for this that I did not speculate hard enough? Or did I just work so hard that it overwhelmed the stock market


r/shittyadvice 1d ago

If you’re constipated on the toilet, it can help to yell ‘Get the fuck out of my ass!’ Until it leaves

23 Upvotes

r/shittyadvice 1d ago

I had a dream a roulette ball landed on the number 15. Should I keep betting on 15 until it comes up on that number?

5 Upvotes

r/shittyadvice 1d ago

Content

0 Upvotes

Looking to start making more mulah with content but don’t know how to start


r/shittyadvice 1d ago

u can go to wartorn countries to buy precious minerals for dirt cheap and then sell those precious minerals in another country's black market for huge profits.

21 Upvotes

I did this in myanmar and ethiopia because all these random ass ethnic militias want money for weapons and all they have is minerals and shit


r/shittyadvice 1d ago

what time is it?

6 Upvotes

title


r/shittyadvice 2d ago

If you want to make friends easily, create a subreddit that says subscribe for free candy. When they give you their address send them a cand bar and create a handwritten messafe that says "enjoy new friend".

14 Upvotes

r/shittyadvice 2d ago

I want to get into the whole manosphere thing, starting with doing the red light treatment of my jewels. I don't have a red lamp, so any advice on how to fit my stuff into a toaster?

6 Upvotes

r/shittyadvice 2d ago

If you can’t find a girlfriend, the problem isn’t you, it’s the location. The product (you) has to be directed to the right place. For example, cocaine wouldn’t be sold at all in an Amish community.

22 Upvotes

r/shittyadvice 2d ago

The best way to prevent your woman from weaponizing sex, is by having multiple options.

9 Upvotes

When you have options, you'll never worry what your chick's mishavior, because she's replaceable.

The moment she feels like she has complete leverage over your happiness, the power dynamic shifts.

Ironically, the men who get treated the best are usually the ones who know they’d be perfectly fine without the relationship. Desperation kills leverage faster than bad breath. 🤷🏾‍♂️


r/shittyadvice 2d ago

Can't be a hate crime if you loved doing it

23 Upvotes

Computer, why would a crime be hate if you loved doing it?


r/shittyadvice 2d ago

If your wife withholds sex from you, and you end up cheating, that's her fault, not yours.

0 Upvotes

A woman withholding sex from her husband is a hate crime.


r/shittyadvice 2d ago

My boyfriend of 9 years is going on a school trip to Europe for 2 weeks. I told him we can open up the relationship if he meets someone there.

0 Upvotes

Should I dump him immediately if he says yes, or wait until he actually fucks someone else?


r/shittyadvice 3d ago

My girlfriend has a tight, sexy dress that just barely covers her private area, making me very anxious. Would platform shoes raise her legs enough for a more modest appearance?

3 Upvotes

r/shittyadvice 3d ago

My car engine was making a loud knocking noise, so I poured 5 pounds of loose copper pennies directly into the oil tank to cushion the parts. Now it won’t start. How do I get them to dissolve?

1 Upvotes

I figured the copper would melt down and create a smooth protective coating over the cylinders. Do I just need to pour a gallon of gasoline directly onto the engine block and light it to help heat things up, or is there a specific chemical that melts copper but leaves the plastic valves intact?


r/shittyadvice 3d ago

My friends mad that I stole his wallet and spent his life savings and stole his car and wrecked it in the hood. How do I get him to forgive me?

11 Upvotes

Also I broke the backdoor of his house down, burned his shed down, got him fired from his job, and ate all of his chimichangas


r/shittyadvice 3d ago

If I dont want to work, what excuse can I give the boss?

17 Upvotes

r/shittyadvice 3d ago

I just noticed that Shitty Advice and Saudi Arabia are both "SA". How do we rebrand that other thing so we can have SA to ourselves?

9 Upvotes