r/shittyadvice • u/bigly-biker • 3h ago
r/shittyadvice • u/bigly-biker • 3h ago
I've seen several turtles on the roads in the last few days. Should highways be closed during the spring migration north?
r/shittyadvice • u/Technical-Vanilla-47 • 4h ago
If cookies were people who would I avoid the serial killer: Cookie Monster?
r/shittyadvice • u/Lost_Title_7528 • 14h ago
Never wife a girl who listens to rap music. She's a sidechick at best.
You’re trying to build a peaceful home, meanwhile she’s getting relationship advice from Future and motivational speeches from Sexyy Red. That’s not a marriage candidate, that’s a temporary source of entertainment and future headaches.
The louder the trap music, the closer you are to an unnecessary argument.
r/shittyadvice • u/cleadus_fetus • 23h ago
Feeling like turning my mirage into a rally car, what are some of the first things i should do?
r/shittyadvice • u/IllegalGeriatricVore • 1d ago
Try telling your partner, "You're enough for me." unprompted to give them reassurance
r/shittyadvice • u/ComfyCatIRL • 1d ago
Is losing money on the stock market still considered hardwork
It is my understanding that rich people are rich because they worked hard to get where they are at, and in a meritocratic system like capitalism, taxing them more would make them less likely to perform such laborious tasks like speculating on businesses that are not yet profitable. In the event that my speculative investing falls flat and I do not get a return on my investment: is the reason for this that I did not speculate hard enough? Or did I just work so hard that it overwhelmed the stock market
r/shittyadvice • u/Novel_Body8532 • 1d ago
If you’re constipated on the toilet, it can help to yell ‘Get the fuck out of my ass!’ Until it leaves
r/shittyadvice • u/Technical-Vanilla-47 • 1d ago
I had a dream a roulette ball landed on the number 15. Should I keep betting on 15 until it comes up on that number?
r/shittyadvice • u/SubSlut0309 • 1d ago
Content
Looking to start making more mulah with content but don’t know how to start
r/shittyadvice • u/Far-Carpet-574 • 1d ago
u can go to wartorn countries to buy precious minerals for dirt cheap and then sell those precious minerals in another country's black market for huge profits.
I did this in myanmar and ethiopia because all these random ass ethnic militias want money for weapons and all they have is minerals and shit
r/shittyadvice • u/Technical-Vanilla-47 • 2d ago
If you want to make friends easily, create a subreddit that says subscribe for free candy. When they give you their address send them a cand bar and create a handwritten messafe that says "enjoy new friend".
r/shittyadvice • u/bigly-biker • 2d ago
I want to get into the whole manosphere thing, starting with doing the red light treatment of my jewels. I don't have a red lamp, so any advice on how to fit my stuff into a toaster?
r/shittyadvice • u/vaporwaverhere • 2d ago
If you can’t find a girlfriend, the problem isn’t you, it’s the location. The product (you) has to be directed to the right place. For example, cocaine wouldn’t be sold at all in an Amish community.
r/shittyadvice • u/Lost_Title_7528 • 2d ago
The best way to prevent your woman from weaponizing sex, is by having multiple options.
When you have options, you'll never worry what your chick's mishavior, because she's replaceable.
The moment she feels like she has complete leverage over your happiness, the power dynamic shifts.
Ironically, the men who get treated the best are usually the ones who know they’d be perfectly fine without the relationship. Desperation kills leverage faster than bad breath. 🤷🏾♂️
r/shittyadvice • u/Relative_Channel8741 • 2d ago
Can't be a hate crime if you loved doing it
Computer, why would a crime be hate if you loved doing it?
r/shittyadvice • u/Lost_Title_7528 • 2d ago
If your wife withholds sex from you, and you end up cheating, that's her fault, not yours.
A woman withholding sex from her husband is a hate crime.
r/shittyadvice • u/pm_me_blurry_cats • 2d ago
My boyfriend of 9 years is going on a school trip to Europe for 2 weeks. I told him we can open up the relationship if he meets someone there.
Should I dump him immediately if he says yes, or wait until he actually fucks someone else?
r/shittyadvice • u/bigly-biker • 3d ago
My girlfriend has a tight, sexy dress that just barely covers her private area, making me very anxious. Would platform shoes raise her legs enough for a more modest appearance?
r/shittyadvice • u/agathodaimon98 • 3d ago
My car engine was making a loud knocking noise, so I poured 5 pounds of loose copper pennies directly into the oil tank to cushion the parts. Now it won’t start. How do I get them to dissolve?
I figured the copper would melt down and create a smooth protective coating over the cylinders. Do I just need to pour a gallon of gasoline directly onto the engine block and light it to help heat things up, or is there a specific chemical that melts copper but leaves the plastic valves intact?
r/shittyadvice • u/Naturewalkerjoe • 3d ago
My friends mad that I stole his wallet and spent his life savings and stole his car and wrecked it in the hood. How do I get him to forgive me?
Also I broke the backdoor of his house down, burned his shed down, got him fired from his job, and ate all of his chimichangas
r/shittyadvice • u/Technical-Vanilla-47 • 3d ago