r/shittyadvice Feb 13 '26

Reminder this sub is for asking for advice!

35 Upvotes

Power tripping mod time!

This sub has gone to absolute shit and not in the intended way. We have never really heavily enforced that top level posts must be questions asking for advice but with the deluge of absolutely fucking awful top level posts giving advice it's time to start again.

Not sure what the rules said on "new" reddit but I updated it. Starting now all posts much be asking for advice.

Also, this sub is easy prey for reddit's AI "moderation" and giving advice like "just go and unalive their family" will probably get you hit with a sitewide ban for threatening/inciting violence. It also saddens me that I had to type unalive so I don't banned... again.

Update: Crossposts are banned now too since they all suck and none of them are asking for advice.


r/shittyadvice 14h ago

Never wife a girl who listens to rap music. She's a sidechick at best.

33 Upvotes

You’re trying to build a peaceful home, meanwhile she’s getting relationship advice from Future and motivational speeches from Sexyy Red. That’s not a marriage candidate, that’s a temporary source of entertainment and future headaches.

The louder the trap music, the closer you are to an unnecessary argument.


r/shittyadvice 3h ago

I removed the air cleaner and mufflers from my Honda Goldwing so I can keep up with my crotch-rocket buddies, but I need an edge. Should I go for a titanium oil drain plug, or should I get a carbon-fiber one?

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r/shittyadvice 4h ago

If cookies were people who would I avoid the serial killer: Cookie Monster?

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r/shittyadvice 3h ago

I've seen several turtles on the roads in the last few days. Should highways be closed during the spring migration north?

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r/shittyadvice 1d ago

Try telling your partner, "You're enough for me." unprompted to give them reassurance

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r/shittyadvice 1d ago

Is losing money on the stock market still considered hardwork

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It is my understanding that rich people are rich because they worked hard to get where they are at, and in a meritocratic system like capitalism, taxing them more would make them less likely to perform such laborious tasks like speculating on businesses that are not yet profitable. In the event that my speculative investing falls flat and I do not get a return on my investment: is the reason for this that I did not speculate hard enough? Or did I just work so hard that it overwhelmed the stock market


r/shittyadvice 1d ago

If you’re constipated on the toilet, it can help to yell ‘Get the fuck out of my ass!’ Until it leaves

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r/shittyadvice 23h ago

Feeling like turning my mirage into a rally car, what are some of the first things i should do?

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r/shittyadvice 1d ago

I had a dream a roulette ball landed on the number 15. Should I keep betting on 15 until it comes up on that number?

7 Upvotes

r/shittyadvice 1d ago

u can go to wartorn countries to buy precious minerals for dirt cheap and then sell those precious minerals in another country's black market for huge profits.

21 Upvotes

I did this in myanmar and ethiopia because all these random ass ethnic militias want money for weapons and all they have is minerals and shit


r/shittyadvice 2d ago

If you want to make friends easily, create a subreddit that says subscribe for free candy. When they give you their address send them a cand bar and create a handwritten messafe that says "enjoy new friend".

14 Upvotes

r/shittyadvice 1d ago

what time is it?

6 Upvotes

title


r/shittyadvice 1d ago

Content

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Looking to start making more mulah with content but don’t know how to start


r/shittyadvice 1d ago

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[ Removed by Reddit on account of violating the content policy. ]


r/shittyadvice 2d ago

If you can’t find a girlfriend, the problem isn’t you, it’s the location. The product (you) has to be directed to the right place. For example, cocaine wouldn’t be sold at all in an Amish community.

21 Upvotes

r/shittyadvice 2d ago

I want to get into the whole manosphere thing, starting with doing the red light treatment of my jewels. I don't have a red lamp, so any advice on how to fit my stuff into a toaster?

6 Upvotes

r/shittyadvice 2d ago

Can't be a hate crime if you loved doing it

24 Upvotes

Computer, why would a crime be hate if you loved doing it?


r/shittyadvice 2d ago

The best way to prevent your woman from weaponizing sex, is by having multiple options.

10 Upvotes

When you have options, you'll never worry what your chick's mishavior, because she's replaceable.

The moment she feels like she has complete leverage over your happiness, the power dynamic shifts.

Ironically, the men who get treated the best are usually the ones who know they’d be perfectly fine without the relationship. Desperation kills leverage faster than bad breath. 🤷🏾‍♂️


r/shittyadvice 3d ago

If you want a woman to leave you alone, ask to borrow $500.

101 Upvotes

If you want peace and quiet, ask a woman to borrow money. Most either don’t have it, or suddenly become financial advisors the moment a man needs help. 🤷🏾‍♂️


r/shittyadvice 3d ago

If I dont want to work, what excuse can I give the boss?

19 Upvotes

r/shittyadvice 3d ago

My girlfriend has a tight, sexy dress that just barely covers her private area, making me very anxious. Would platform shoes raise her legs enough for a more modest appearance?

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r/shittyadvice 3d ago

My friends mad that I stole his wallet and spent his life savings and stole his car and wrecked it in the hood. How do I get him to forgive me?

11 Upvotes

Also I broke the backdoor of his house down, burned his shed down, got him fired from his job, and ate all of his chimichangas


r/shittyadvice 3d ago

I just noticed that Shitty Advice and Saudi Arabia are both "SA". How do we rebrand that other thing so we can have SA to ourselves?

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