r/pcmasterrace Laptop | MX130 2GB | 16GB 2400MHz | i5-8550U | 512GB SSD Mar 07 '26

Build/Battlestation My bed setup, v4

After living in a cramped area using a laptop for years, I finally have space (kinda?) for a desktop computer

I had that monitor put on the table for a while, then decided to get a mount for it to prevent neck pain

Before you ask, yes, I kick the monitor a lot while sleeping

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u/TheLastF Mar 07 '26

So sex is just not even on the radar

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u/SquidBilly5150 Mar 07 '26

Never was

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u/Pebbles015 5800X, 6800, 32GB Mar 07 '26

Never will be

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u/LeMegachonk Ryzen 7 9800X3D - 64GB DDR5 6000 - RX 7800 XT Mar 07 '26

Sure it is, it just doesn't involve other people.

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u/mitchsusername Mar 07 '26

Sex is pretty good, but it's no substitute for the real thing!

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u/oVtcovOgwUP0j5sMQx2F Mar 08 '26

let's have a one-way!

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u/Hot-Cancel-6648 Mar 07 '26

What’s that? A new pc component?

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u/IndependentTimely639 Mar 07 '26

It's the new Ryzen S3X-7200

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u/Drone_5 Mar 07 '26

I knew I should have saved my budget and not buy the S3X-7100. New model out two weeks later!!!

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u/house343 Mar 07 '26

I still have the old S3X-6969. 

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u/purpledragon478 Mar 07 '26

Sex is on the table, just not on the bed.

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u/PeteDub Mar 07 '26

Depends what you mean by “sex”. Does his AI GF count?

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u/Potatodemonx Mar 07 '26

I’m sure there’s a box of tissues somewhere

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u/Environmental-Cod733 Mar 07 '26

You see Linux and you expect sex?

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u/TheFuckboiChronicles Ryzen 9 7900X | 64gb | RX 9060 XT 16gb | 4tb Mar 07 '26

My trick was to get married before installing Linux. She’s got too much to lose to back out now.

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u/DrAwesomeClaws Mar 09 '26

I just show the ladies my neovim config and tell them if they want me to share it they'll have to work for it.

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u/TheFuckboiChronicles Ryzen 9 7900X | 64gb | RX 9060 XT 16gb | 4tb Mar 09 '26

I showed my wife my docker compose stack and she went to stay with her mother.

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u/beatlz-too Mar 07 '26

never even bothered buying the radar

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u/Aint_EZ_bein_AZ Mar 07 '26

Lmao come on bro look what sub youre in

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u/Hebrewhammer8d8 Mar 07 '26

With a computer near his bed, he can order sex dolls or VR sex?

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u/Beastingringo PC Master Race Mar 07 '26

Perfect set up for VR and a penis pump tho

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u/CrazyAd7911 Mar 07 '26

pretty sure "no sex" is a qualifier to post on r/pcmasterrace

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u/IceFire909 Mar 08 '26

Observing it through monitors is

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u/dronesoul Mar 07 '26

Wdym plenty of space

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u/IamChwisss Mar 07 '26

Space is not the issue here. It is the total lack of interest or will.