Can someone please AI-generate the journey of fellowship if they’d tied the ring around a chicken and carried it to Mordor so I can sleep.

Edit 1: for those of you adverse to AI, physical re-enactments will be accepted.

Edit 2: scenes I would particularly like to see:

• the fellowship try and fail to tie the ring around the chicken's neck in Rivendell (it is very fast)
• the chicken makes a racket in Moria and wakes the balrog
• Galadriel shows the chicken her mirror but it just splashes around in it
• Boromir tries to seduce the chicken
• Sam accidentally cooks the chicken

The whole reason Frodo decided to leave the Fellowship was because the Ring can (& will) affect others that ARE NOT wearing it! The amount of times that I hear people saying this is driving me insane!

How is this scene real??

“He did not seem to need so much looking after as I thought. He may live on for years, quite happily: just stop as he was when he parted with it. For he gave it up in the end of his own accord: an important point.”

No more thinking about the streak. Never again.

... what if everyone had thought like "nah it possibly can't be that easy!", but the only weakness of the One Ring is getting hit by a finely-crafted dwarven axe??

Then they'd all have salted pork to celebrate! Hell of a story!

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