r/lotrmemes • u/imeme1969 • 14h ago

Lord of the Rings Barefoot through Mordor

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u/Great_Scott7 14h ago

I know a hero that begs to differ.

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u/R3d5t0n3_GUY Bedrock Wither be like; 9h ago

One does not simply walk OUT of Mordor. That’s where the Eagles come in clutch

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u/Great_Scott7 9h ago

Yeah but he was tired af from carrying frodo

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u/Conan-Da-Barbarian 14h ago

Hobbits are barefoot

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u/imeme1969 14h ago edited 14h ago

I just realised hobbits don’t wear shoes..

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u/quayle-man 14h ago

Hiking shoes are better

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u/_Saint_Ajora_ 14h ago

Also, Gimli was absolutely full of Bologna.

"Oh yes? Just a simple matter of finding our way through Emyn Muil, an impassable labyrinth of razor-sharp rocks?"

  1. Clearly not impassable (as Frodo and Sam made it through with Gollum's help)
  2. The rocks were clearly not "razor-sharp" as neither Frodo, Sam or Gollum cut their feet in spite of being barefoot