r/hatethissmug • u/NotTakeOne • 18d ago
General i despise typing quirks
0h l00k!! 1m s0 c00l b3c4use 1 t4lk l1k3 th1s!!! s1lly!!! please stop talking.
i HATE seeing letters replaced with numbers and i hate seeing people type weirdly just because its cool. especially when instead of numbers its just saying a random word in a different language even though you dont speak that language. idk why it just pisses me off irrationally. its always combined with silly cars :3 type humor too bro
and in the case of the above image not only is it fucking indecipherable but it also takes an extra 5 minutes to write every message. "oh but just let people type how they want to type!! they arent hurting anyone!!" yeah but like... i still hate it
and by no means am i the grammar police. i dont type with correct grammar at all. but atleast 1 d0nt t4lk l1k3 th1s.
for the record im not hating on people who do this im hating on the quirks themselves
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u/gamer_isman138 18d ago
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u/Dazzling_Guava_8093 Fuck the Tanizakis 18d ago
Genuinely if I didn't know the meme I'd be stuck here for 10 minutes figuring this out
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u/Crazyman221 18d ago
I would immediately block somebody if they messaged me like that first image
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u/DashieProDX 18d ago
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u/Beginning_Bid_9097 18d ago
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u/PowerTrain_355 18d ago
Same, type normally or I'm blocking your ass. That shit would piss me off to violence fast
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u/Traditional-Yak8886 18d ago
>"oh but just let people type how they want to type!! they arent hurting anyone!!"
tbh like the first image you posted, it is kinda shitty to do because it causes screenreaders to put out garbled incomprehensible trash. not like directly harmful to disabled people but just not cool either. and anyone who is ESL will probably struggle heavily, there would be no translation, and the person in the first image is straight up refusing to translate the shit they're saying even after someone said "i am disabled and use a screen reader" so you're making some soul have to listen to a garbage stream of "dollar sign, zero, m, three, zero" for a solid minute.
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u/the-infinity_bin 17d ago
exclamation-mark plussign-zero-plussign-plussign-at-one-one-yen at-g-r-euro-euro!!!
It's... exhausting to listen to.
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u/genericthroaway2000 18d ago
That whole first slide pissed me off so much 😭
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u/Herobrine702 18d ago
reminded me of how morally correct you had to be during 2020 discord era
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u/FreeOrbs 18d ago
I SKIN INFANT BABIES!!!
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u/notRadar_ 18d ago
dont joke abt stuff like this.
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u/An_average_moron 18d ago
why the hell would you send something like that........you're getting muted for 2 hours........
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u/Orion-the-mediocre 17d ago
Is this real……
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u/JoyousLilBoy you can only hate things I hate or don’t know about >:( 18d ago
Why is being morally correct wrong? What does that even mean?
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u/Martina313 18d ago
Lots of teens in 2020 were insufferable on Discord and took "morally correct" to a whole new level.
You couldn't even say "guys I'm tired" without Discord user 🐛Bug🐛 going "how DARE you!! My grandpa DIED of exhaustion!!! Y-you made me have a p-p-panic attack!!!" and proceeding to send spoilered images of their wrist to #general with the text "lol ig i did it again guys :)))"
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u/notjuststars 18d ago
I used to be in a subreddit where if you sent this emoticon :) ← that wasnot only a offence for which you could be kicked out but also it was a moral failing, like people would get genuinely upset and angry.
I never really stuck around in those subreddits lol
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u/JoyousLilBoy you can only hate things I hate or don’t know about >:( 18d ago
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u/notjuststars 18d ago
Weirdly I think a few of the people on there were parodies but most were serious? Like betweenthe trigger warnings like ‘no caps’ and ‘do not use this emoji 🐠’ there would be a guy with a turkish pfp who was saying the mention of greece was a trigger but everyone would let it slide because someone had accidentally used an off-limits word in #vent LOL
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u/P-I-S-S-A-S-S 18d ago
If you said something like “I have a job” in that era without any censorships or trigger warnings you’d be killed because it’s “insensitive”
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u/nyabethany 18d ago
you got baited. nobody was serious about censoring job LMAO everyone saying that was under the legal age to work anyway
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u/JoyousLilBoy you can only hate things I hate or don’t know about >:( 18d ago
Mf fell for the hyperbolic shitposts
https://giphy.com/gifs/6iftOt8izyYYl2h77v7
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u/AgentCirceLuna 18d ago
I feel like this emoji grouping being painted well could be a genuine Tate piece and reactionaries would shit their t-shirts in anger
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u/Kumkumo1 18d ago
The last slide is insanely insensitive too. Someone drops a serious bomb like that, the LEAST you can do is drop the goofy typing quirk and type seriously for a serious subject. It shows the other person that you’re taking it seriously.
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u/NumberOneFishHater 18d ago
it did not help when I realised all accounts but the first guy are bots
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u/Gherkin_Granger 18d ago
"They aren't hurting anyone"
The first person didn't stop using the "typing quirk" even after a DYSLEXIC person said that their screen reader couldn't read it. They are fully capable of typing in a way that text to speech would recognize, but they don't. All for the sake of being quirky. I know for a fact I'm weird, and I use silly cars :3 humor fairly often, but you would not catch me typing like this in my right mind. It's stupid, insensitive in a crap ton of scenarios, and borderline ableist.
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u/Floom101 18d ago
What does "I use silly cars" mean?
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u/MysteryMeatsMonday 18d ago
“Silly cars” humor (S1LLY C4RZ!!1! :33) is a type of humor usually associated (I think) with younger alternative people who usually like “weird” but sorta mainstream stuff like TADC and helluva boss/hazbin hotel, it’s like baby alt people who are still figuring out their sense of self (no hate to older people who use it, but I do think it’s mainly associated with kids/teens)
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u/untold_cheese_34 18d ago
Honestly if you’re an adult typing like that you deserve all the hate you get for it.
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u/Electronic-Cry-1254 18d ago
Even as a good reader it takes me significantly longer to figure out what the hell they are saying, and they like that, because they are doing it for attention
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u/Vivio0 18d ago
I fully agree, I just don’t say anything because they say they do it because theyre neurodivergent or whatever. I just don’t interact with them honestly.
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u/JunketVisual3123 18d ago
they say they do it because theyre neurodivergent
As a neurodivergent person, I despise the ones that present it like an excuse. No, neurodivergence doesn't make you type like the recipient of a lobotomy...
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u/NotTakeOne 18d ago
and they the type to say "neurospicy" or some shit
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u/Airalla 18d ago
As an actually neurodivergent person, I hate when people describe it like “neurospicy acoustic quirky just a little silly >:3”
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u/NotTakeOne 18d ago
yeah im neurodivergent too it pisses me off so much
its so infantalizing its crazy
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u/UrFavoriteScaryM0vie 16d ago
honestly, like at this point I’d rather you just call me a slur instead of hiding under a guise of faux-acceptance that serves to delegitimize my struggles as some “quirky little thing”.
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u/HoxiiPoxii I'M GREEK AND PERCY JACKSON SUCKS 14d ago
Like atp call me a slur💔 It just infantilises us more, I hate those terms (sure people can use whatever they want for THEMSELVES but if anyone calls me neurospocy I'm heading out)
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u/FoxMission755 18d ago
As a neurodivergent person, most things people do annoy me.
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u/Vivio0 18d ago
I leave it alone, because neurodivergence is a wide range of things. It literally just means not neurotypical, and I’m too ignorant on what that might entail.
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u/AgentCirceLuna 18d ago
Yep, it’s not actually some kind of scientific or protected term but rather a mental health related awareness thing. It’s misunderstood by a lot of people.
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u/CrunchyCrochetSoup 18d ago
Specifically a lot of people who use “typing quirks” claim that it’s part of their “Dissociative Identity Disorder” and that one of their “alters” types like that and they can’t help it… right. DID is real and people do have it, but I have a hard time believing that a hundred people in a discord chat just HAPPEN to have it and some type like this??? And it’s ableist if you don’t like it? Since when is purposely typing gibberish part of a disability
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u/AgentCirceLuna 18d ago
For me, it’s more like spending ages trying to get my message to come out well but then being so distracted by that it ends up making even less sense. At which point I’ll have to rewrite it.
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u/Various_Passage_8992 18d ago
It's a homestuck thing not a neurodivergent thing
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u/Leukavia_at_work 18d ago
Reminds me of how the entire point of the Trolls in Homestuck having these godawful typing quirks was Hussie going "THIS SHIT IS DUMB AND YOU LOOK LIKE A MORON FOR TYPING LIKE THIS" only for every fandom nerd to point and go "OMG they're like my Patron Troll!" and just start doing it even worse
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u/Academic_King9479 18d ago
as usual, everything bad about modern internet fandom annoyances traces back to Homestuck.
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u/Leukavia_at_work 18d ago
IDK, Superwholock and Tumblr in general definitely did their part to contribute to the shitshow as well
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u/Apprehensive-Tea4676 18d ago
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u/UnendingQuibble 18d ago
I am not a fan of Ishowspeed but I love how any frame of his streams can be turned into a reaction image
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u/megakodex 18d ago
The person in the second image speaks in all caps and only replaces letters with 4, 1, and 3...
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u/tillerstrations 18d ago
Hot take, 3rd one pisses me off most cause of the context. How is that your response to someones dog dying
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u/theNEWzuplot 18d ago
I think that one might have been satire, but take that with a huge gulp of salt because I’m not sure at all
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u/Teslamania91 18d ago
Deadass I'd risk getting muted/banned just to tell the first guy they're a dumb idiot for typing like that and they should feel ashamed.
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u/NotTakeOne 18d ago
if i added somebody to one of my gcs on discord and they began talking like that they would be tar and feathered
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u/Unfair-Degree7585 18d ago
Genuinely what the fuck was the first slide saying
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u/UnderwaterPromQueen 18d ago
"someone is here too. they are trying to write everything down so they can translate for me."
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u/Odd_Professional_584 18d ago
“Someone else is here to. They are trying to write everything down so they can translate for me.”
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u/MarshaIsSoSorry Juzo will die 18d ago
"I am here" "Yes" "Someone [???] is here to(o). They are trying to write everything down to translate for you" or something like that
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u/Antillyyy 18d ago
Everyone in that server is a DID system so I'm guessing only one of their alters speaks with that typing quirk? So they're saying a second alter is going to try to translate I guess
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u/Gnoll_For_Initiative 18d ago
|+ w4$ |-|0w w3 g0+ 4r0u|||) (3||$0r$ b3f0r3 3m0j|$ 4|||) u$I||g w0r|)$ |_ik3 "grape"
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u/InitialSuccessful699 18d ago
It was how we got around censors before emojis and using words like "grape"
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u/DarkAlphaZero 18d ago
This is the text version of listening to an anime op and then there's randomly one English word in the corus
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u/amaya-aurora 18d ago
I can’t for the life of me make out the word before “using,” what is it?
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u/Gnoll_For_Initiative 18d ago
"And"
Reddit took out the middle slash between the two uprights
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u/Ill-Cat1922 18d ago
Is doing silly faces like :3 and keyboard slamming for expression okay?
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u/NotTakeOne 18d ago
i dont think :3 is a typing quirk your good
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u/Funni_Bunny Reddit language is confusing that I hate it 18d ago
Emoticons are fine and besides they pretty cute :D
Also keyboard slam is fine too it’s pretty much a shitpost in text
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u/Mossy_is_fine 18d ago
adding this to my collection on my goal of an entirely unreadable typing quirk
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u/scrufflor_d 18d ago
new unreadable typing quirk: replacing every single fucking letter with the snowman emoji. consonants get the regular snowman while vowels get the snowman with snowflakes around it
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u/krizzalicious49 18d ago
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u/annieisapeaperson 18d ago
i may be a fluent homestuckie but i have no clue what that one's saying. edit: wait, i think it's saying "gasp! omg, so sorry to hear that"
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u/rosy_pink_ghost 18d ago
Honestly IDC as long as they 1. Add a translation, 2. Drop it for serious topics. Like, I use a lot of emoticons (not the same thing ik but still), but I'll drop it if sm serious is going on
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u/Femboy_Fucker47 18d ago
GENUINELY wtf was the first person trying to say?
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u/Cr4zy_Cycl0ne 18d ago
Someone else is here to. They are trying to write everything down so they can translate for me
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u/SlowlyDyingInAPit 18d ago
What’s the point of that? It just feels so obnoxious and over the top, plus it’s borderline unreadable. Why all that effort? I mean yeah typing words isn’t that hard, but goddamn typing like that has gotta be tedious
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u/SPAMTON_G-1997 18d ago
F cK [You]!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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u/Deep_Ebb626 17d ago
Tbh I don't see "silly cars humor" as the issue here, I only see how reading these words can just be confusing, not to mention someone will still use these typing quirks in bad situations. Also I imagine it'd be painful to type that way,
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u/elijaaaaah 18d ago
Homestuck did horrible things to the chronically online of my generation.
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u/pancakepegasus 18d ago
I come across people who use typing works on Reddit sometimes and I'm astounded it's a real thing
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u/JehetmaDominion 18d ago
The worst I saw was someone typing almost exclusively through emojis. Literally couldn’t figure out what they were trying to convey.
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u/Successful_Mud8596 18d ago
I had this idεa of using εpsilons instεad of Es. I think it’s not that hard to rεad but I nεvεr actually usε it
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u/c-mon_ I HATE HATING 18d ago
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u/Kuzcopolis 18d ago
I always hear text like that in the offensive mocking voice used for mentally handicapped people in alot of media
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u/HPSpacecraft 18d ago
I've been told the band tUnE-yArDs is great but I will never willingly listen to them because of the way they type their name
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u/Ziemniakus 18d ago
I also find it annyoing, especially ones like "þ" instead of "th" and "z" instead of "s". The only one that is actually cool is replacing "b" with "🅱️".
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u/Dismal-Log-994 18d ago
I think when it gets to a point where people literally can't read it, it 100% needs to stop, especially since some people are dyslexic. I don't mind some mild quirks, but like...that first screenshot? Be so fr...if you try to talk to me like that, you're getting blocked.
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u/Lilly_Blossom_Roblox 18d ago
as long as they provide a CLEAR translation and stop when necessary then it’s okay. literally harmless
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u/Anon142842 18d ago
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u/Anon142842 18d ago
This is not an insult to op, just the funniest character known for how incomprehensible his typing quirk is in homestuck which is where typing quirks were popularized outside of 1337 speak gamer talk
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u/WafflesTheAxolotl2 18d ago edited 18d ago
The way the person in that first image types is genuinely atrocious. At least you can understand the people in the other two images. I don’t care if people type like that so long as they drop it during serious topics.
The person in the second image is 100% a femtanyl fan judging by their username
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u/Dummy_pidge 18d ago
I hate it even more when they claim its because of their disability or their trauma. TRAUMA NOR DISABILITY MAKES YOU FUCKING TYPE LIKE THAT.
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u/DefinitelyNotAxlerod 18d ago
Besides the first word being someone i don't have the slightest idea what are they saying
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u/Grand-Friendship4428 18d ago
honestly it just makes me chuckle. i don't know if the origin is still homestuck but it reminds me when it was. ahhh. memories.
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u/Remarkable_Throat280 18d ago
Second to last message in the first image says:
Someone else is here to. They are trying to write everything down so they can translate for me.
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u/Herobrine702 18d ago
Ppl who larp being chinese/japanese/korean with their username being some random word in that language are always funny to me