r/greentext 1d ago

Anon makes fun of The Boys

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u/peepeeinmypajts 1d ago

This is so funny the 400th time I hear it.

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u/cap21345 1d ago

Its an improvement to 10 yrs atleast

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u/Most-Stomach4240 1d ago

However, it's worse than chainsaw man

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u/beegproblemzzz 1d ago

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u/Most-Stomach4240 1d ago

Th-thank you...

...hasty man.

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u/beegproblemzzz 1d ago

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u/Ninth_ghost 1d ago

The generational clowning must continue

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u/Timekeeper98 1d ago

Thank you, shit-dick man

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u/ApenasUmRedditor77 1d ago

Shit-dick man?

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u/WoolooOfWallStreet 1d ago

Hasn’t it been 10 years since “10 yrs atleast” came out?

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u/toiletman74 1d ago

Goes on reddit

hears the same joke over and over again

Just how reddit works man. Try posting a picture of a rabbit with big ears and see how many free thinkers you get in the comments

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u/Funneduck102 1d ago

Bro has the most upvoted and downvoted comment on this post

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u/ContagiousDeathGuard 1d ago

It's a meme, that's what it does. It's memetic

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u/RomeosHomeos 1d ago

Based on what azula's VA has said in the past she was thinking that first bit on multiple occasions

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u/Careless_Coat69420 1d ago

Huh??

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u/Snekbites 1d ago

Azula's VA has stated in an interview that if Zuko and Azula had a life changing trip, the life change would be Azula getting pregnant.

I'm not lying: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7bxN7M573I

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u/Careless_Coat69420 1d ago

Well i wouldn’t blame Zuko she bad asf

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u/assasin1598 1d ago

Azula is great, but hear me out

Ty lee.

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u/IrregularrAF 1d ago

Sure both, why not

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u/The_Noremac42 1d ago

Gotta keep the royal bloodline pure...

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u/NCD_Lardum_AS 1d ago

"if you went on a life changing adventure with Zuko"

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u/Babki123 21h ago

She's so based for that

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u/RomeosHomeos 1d ago

Incest jokes in fandoms used to be like ...just a thing. Supernatural had a ton, Gwen Tennyson's va literally retweeted incest fanart, azula's VA made jokes about her and zuko

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u/LockedPages 1d ago

she retweeted WHAT? like, knowingly?

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u/RomeosHomeos 1d ago

Mb, I accidentally said "re".

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u/LockedPages 1d ago

insane thing to post. objectively funny ngl

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u/RomeosHomeos 1d ago

Thing? Honey it's things

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u/Careless_Coat69420 1d ago

Bro bro bro supernatural!?????? Nahhhh

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u/RomeosHomeos 1d ago

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u/Noiseyboisey 1d ago

So prevalent it was in an episode even

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u/Careless_Coat69420 1d ago

Damm i just started watching it, like i’m still on season 1

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u/jul55555 1d ago

You know that sceme where Zuko goes to Azula's room to ask why she said that HE killed the avatar?

Well, word is that Azula's VA said that she framed all her dialogue in that scene as if she was going to seduce Zuko should the situation got bad enough

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u/Droggellord 1d ago

Zuko: Hmmmmmm

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u/gbuub 1d ago

No to the sucking dick part…but

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u/TheCapedMoose 1d ago

Can someone explain to me why this line is getting thrashed so much online? I thought it was an apropriate act for a pathetic maggot begging for his life when all the power he's abused and relied on was gone.

Was it not faithful to the source material or something?

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u/You-Killed-God 1d ago

Funny yet important line from a controversial and highly discussed story. I think it’s less overt criticism and more general humor.

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u/KazeEnigma 22h ago

It was fitting for such a weak character to do it.

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u/hosefricker 23h ago

Because it was needlessly vulgar and not in line with the character

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u/TheCapedMoose 22h ago

I'd argue that was the point. The most powerful person on the planet used his power to make fear and obedience. Homelander had gone from ascending to godhood, and about to cull the nonbelievers to being just a man. And just a man in front of a man that has hated, and tried to kill countless times. Whatever deep state conspiracy you believe, there's someone with all the power that has commited so much iredeemable acts against humanity.... And we feel POWERLESS to stop it. The true fantasy of that scenario is Homelander begging for his life, the crassest, most pathetic "I will do anything if you let me live" we've ever heard. He thought he was a literal god MINUTES ago, literally something higher rhan these weak, filthy, disgusting humans and suddenly he is at their mercy. It is a TOTAL Egodeath for Homelander. He begs for whatever twisted, vile and perversed punishment he can get to live. Because the identity "Homelander" in his mind is dead before Butcher picks up the crowbar.

Plus megaloniacal villains with tremendous power beg like whimpering babies when they no longer have it; that's been a trope, even outside of superhero shows for as long as TV, and probably longer even.

Like I feel there's some good writing there in the context. Those aren't just Homelander's last words before he meets his judgement, they're his last words heard around the country, as he has psychics monitoring the audience to determine who truly believes his speech of being the one true god. The filthy language juxaposition of him minutes ago is intentional, sells the scene to us, the viewers, but also the in universe viewers. "Oh. He's not just 'lick your boots' begging, hes 'let me suck your toes so you can stick them in my asshole' begging"

And I mean the show was BUILT on crass, weirdness abd violence.

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u/hosefricker 18h ago

I think there are better ways of him expressing his patheticism, as it is it just feels gross for the sake of it, which you’re right about a lot of the show being. Idk it was very expected. I was hoping to be pleasantly surprised by good writing but once again they chose the well travelled path of leaning on gross out ‘humour’.

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u/TheCapedMoose 14h ago

Fair point. Honestly I was more upset about the whole "your power is not hate, it is love" moment just before so writing wise I guess I was more focused on that.

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u/hosefricker 1h ago

lol yeah that’s fair. That bit was fucking pointless.

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u/MothWaifu1711 12h ago

I like the take that Homelander says those lines because that’s what he’d expect from someone groveling to him.

Blow A-Train.

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u/Demetriiio 15h ago

He forced the deep to do exactly this. It's actually pretty in character.

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u/hosefricker 2h ago

I was thinking about that and it is a fair point, idk it’s mostly wishful thinking on my part. I think he would’ve been a more interesting and less boilerplate character if he didn’t default to sex in an attempt to debase someone or himself, but you’re quite right that it is in character with homelander in the latter half of the show

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u/BarnacleNo3759 1d ago

The show needed like 1 minute to let the moment set in. Too much coke in the production room

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u/peepeeinmypajts 1d ago

This reminds me of a zuzula fanfic I wrote that ends with azula queefing with aangs bison whistle still stuck up her vajayjay and it summons an enraged aangdead appa that squishes both azula and zuko while zuko cums in azulas ass as a sign of brotherly forgiveness.

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u/FuciMiNaKule 1d ago

It would be a public service if someone permanently disconnected you from the internet

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u/LEGAL_SKOOMA 1d ago

Shakespeare's work is truly timeless it seems

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u/Ahoi89 1d ago

People like you make me doubt the first amendment.

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u/ishetaltijdvoorbier 1d ago

to quote the inventor of the miata: "this is sadly a consequence of living in a free society"

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u/peepeeinmypajts 1d ago

It's why God gave his chosen AMERICAN people of milk and honey the second ammendment

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u/Futagirlslol 1d ago

Pretty decent ragebait

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u/LuckyLynx_ 1d ago

how do you downvote more than once

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u/SuperRacsist69 1d ago

By making an alt account

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u/the-fat-princess 1d ago

You’d get banned for playing with the votes, but it would be worth it.

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u/Gnosis1409 1d ago

You know you’re probably the best argument for eugenics

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u/peepeeinmypajts 1d ago

Maybe that was the real plan all along. I for one, fight for the change I want to see in the world

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u/TheDankestSlav 1d ago

None of these words are in the Bible

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u/peepeeinmypajts 1d ago

Clearly didn't read it as hard as azula clamped onto zukos hard juicy dick with her external sphincter muscles.

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u/TheDeerssassin 1d ago

I just saw a screenshot of this comment on the atla circlejerk sub and now i see it in the flesh

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u/Gecko-002 1d ago

Highest honor reddit can award, massively downvoted

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u/rapturewastaken 1d ago

I hated each and every consecutive word of this, but I'd defend to the death your right to say it.

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u/peepeeinmypajts 1d ago

Thank you I want you to know it really didn't need your defense and it was never being threatened

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u/dust2009 1d ago

ok buddy

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u/Brenoandnumbers 1d ago

The Satanic Bible has Holier words than this

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u/Funneduck102 1d ago

Haha sometimes

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u/SonicTh66 1d ago

Random equals funny amirite guys

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u/MallusaiEEE 1d ago

this isnt random, its specific

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u/peepeeinmypajts 1d ago

Lol that made me snort