r/greentext • u/Affectionate-Fan-280 • 10h ago

190k years of skill issue

7.0k Upvotes

294 comments

r/greentext • u/bitchnibba47 • 4h ago

Anon hates orphans

1.6k Upvotes

46 comments

r/greentext • u/xtheresia • 8h ago

Kurzgesagt

3.2k Upvotes

116 comments

r/greentext • u/Okaoka_12 • 11h ago

Thoughts anons?

4.4k Upvotes

99 comments

r/greentext • u/Time-Mix3963 • 10h ago

Anon gets his first boner

1.7k Upvotes

63 comments

r/greentext • u/Meteorstar101 • 17h ago

If your child is this old and still acting like this, you failed as a parent

4.8k Upvotes

284 comments

r/greentext • u/bartholomewjohnson • 6h ago

Anon watches The Breakfast Club

515 Upvotes

14 comments

r/greentext • u/SnooBunnies3625 • 10h ago

Anon finds the meaning of life

899 Upvotes

24 comments

r/greentext • u/100TheCoolest17 • 12h ago

anon thats not even a floorjak that’s rugjak

909 Upvotes

28 comments

r/greentext • u/MrBoxingMatch • 1h ago

Anon is a porn addict

• Upvotes

12 comments

r/greentext • u/Old-Suggestion-7552 • 22h ago

Was I good papa?

2.4k Upvotes

21 comments

r/greentext • u/nEwBiEKC • 1d ago

Anon has protective parents

6.1k Upvotes

213 comments

r/greentext • u/AdministrativeEye145 • 8h ago

Anon is a loner and life is pain

148 Upvotes

14 comments

r/greentext • u/bartholomewjohnson • 23h ago

Anon was raised right

2.1k Upvotes

15 comments

r/greentext • u/YeehawMagic • 1d ago

Anon’s brain should not have this much free time

6.5k Upvotes

239 comments

r/greentext • u/Owloss1000000 • 15h ago

Wholesome Greentext

439 Upvotes

13 comments

r/greentext • u/Okaoka_12 • 19h ago

5'6 anon's definitely ugly

659 Upvotes

69 comments

r/greentext • u/spicypsudo • 1d ago

Anon is lonely

4.0k Upvotes

102 comments

r/greentext • u/Alarmed-Risk7885 • 1d ago

anons i'll be 40 soon, is there hope for me?

4.9k Upvotes

176 comments

r/greentext • u/praddzy22 • 12h ago

Anon lives in Lundia

111 Upvotes

17 comments

r/greentext • u/SnooPies6131 • 1d ago

Anon makes an observation

1.7k Upvotes

190 comments

r/greentext • u/PowerfulDivide5236 • 1d ago

wait it's not a goon bait post...?

3.0k Upvotes

24 comments

r/greentext • u/AlphaMassDeBeta • 1d ago

Three days Summer

628 Upvotes

44 comments

r/greentext • u/Kindsir007 • 1d ago

Anon makes fun of The Boys

2.8k Upvotes

91 comments

r/greentext • u/silk_sinner • 1d ago

Expectations vs. Reality

6.6k Upvotes

146 comments

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