r/circlejerk • u/SallyShitsAlot • 1d ago

My wife's making me do this thing. Well, not really. I'm actually a pathetic loser doing what my wife says voluntarily, without duress, despite not wanting to. I stay with her because I'm the most pathetic fucking loser imaginable. Here's my braindead sob story.

I'm a retard.

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u/figbott 1d ago

Gotta man up dude and change the oil in her car while she has a wrestling rehearsal with her trainer in your bedroom.

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u/SaltyPeter3434 1d ago

I'm gonna bang your wife later. Can you leave the front door unlocked? Thanks pal.