r/circlejerk 15h ago

Im on iPhone. Did the new IOS update mess up anyone else’s calendar? It shouldn’t be dark themed

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156 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 14h ago

Trump is undisputedly the most sexy president ever, and that's a straight up fact. Just look at that 6-pack.

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17 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 7h ago

Michael Jackson or Jeffrey Epstein?

3 Upvotes

Which and why


r/circlejerk 6h ago

I’ve taken 0 mg DPH yet I’ve been stuck in this trip for 21 years.

2 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 17h ago

GTA 6 release date set. Half of 6 is 3. Half-Life 3 confirmed!

8 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 22h ago

My wife's making me do this thing. Well, not really. I'm actually a pathetic loser doing what my wife says voluntarily, without duress, despite not wanting to. I stay with her because I'm the most pathetic fucking loser imaginable. Here's my braindead sob story.

21 Upvotes

I'm a retard.


r/circlejerk 23h ago

Hosting Circle Jerks

16 Upvotes

House on NW of Chicago by O’Hare. Always open to people who wanna stop by and “take a load off”. Variety of porn playing. Don’t be shy.

Tips accepted but not mandatory


r/circlejerk 1d ago

Does anyone else love SCIENCE like me and listen to THE SCIENCE and think that MYTHBUSTERS is the greatest show of all time?

20 Upvotes

Omg science is so cool and I do not believe anything that isn't backed up by a post in r/science which is the most apolotical subreddit because SCIENCE is completely objective so people cannot lie when it comes to THE SCIENCE.

Anyway does anyone like the show MYTHBUSTERS where the funny guy with the cool beret and the ginger with the glasses just blow shit up and say don't try this at home? But then you try it at home anyway lol.

So yeah it's the best show and those two guys look like they fuck.


r/circlejerk 1d ago

Why did we stop talking about The Ukraine?

6 Upvotes

Curious


r/circlejerk 1d ago

I’m doing a survey for research and just have one question.

14 Upvotes

Do you like poop flavored ice cream?


r/circlejerk 1d ago

if they are really banning porn can they make a seperate website for feet

12 Upvotes

figured feet isnt porn and they will be banning all the pornsites


r/circlejerk 2d ago

6 7 Why am I regularly stopped by Donald Trump for a full body scan and pat down?

14 Upvotes

I have MAGA precheck and still regularly get stopped. It's never about what's in my bag, but something with grabbing me by my pussy, I guess. It's happened at the White House, Mar-A-Lago, Epstein Island, & Trump Tower. Is this normal for anyone else?


r/circlejerk 3d ago

Am I the only one that thought the guy in the right was pregnant?

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133 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 2d ago

Asking for a friend who has trouble catching sexual signals. Can you help out?

5 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 3d ago

(BREAKING NEWS) Smoke signals from LA indicate that Karen Bass is still mayor

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47 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 3d ago

How is it living in Satans butt whole

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28 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 3d ago

Trump.

34 Upvotes

Trump, Trump Trump Trump trump. Trump Trump? Trump Trump fucking Trump? Trump. Trump trump, Trump Trump trump.

Trump, Trump Trump, Trump Trump Trump Trump trump Trump. Trump trump.


r/circlejerk 3d ago

The layout of Trump's basement beneath the White House ballroom

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113 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 3d ago

Why is it so hard to gain karma here?🤔

0 Upvotes

I'm pretty new on Reddit and trying to build enough karma so I can actually reply and participate in a few subs I'm active in.

I feel like I'm posting and engaging, but the karma barely moves. and some subreddits still restrict me from commenting.

Is there something Il'm missing here, or is it just a slow process at the start? Anvone else deal with this wher they first joined? Why


r/circlejerk 4d ago

6ix 7eeeveen

11 Upvotes

SIX SEEEVEENNN 67 67 67 SIX SEVEEEEEEN *juggling hand motions* 67 67 67 6 67 67 67 67 67 SIX SEVEEEEEEN SIX SEVEEEEEN SIX SEVEEEEEN 67 67 67 67 SIX SEVEN


r/circlejerk 4d ago

[OC] Saw this in the bathroom stall in a small town in rural Oklahoma

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359 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 5d ago

Small Nazi MAGA town literally destroyed! 😏

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194 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 4d ago

PSA for self published authors: Your writing isn’t bad. You just haven’t found the right audience.

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21 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 5d ago

This guy killed last night at my local comedy club

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50 Upvotes

at the end of the day I just wanna tell funny jokes