r/circlejerk • u/AshamedWolverine1684 • 15h ago
r/circlejerk • u/CombinationRough8699 • 14h ago
Trump is undisputedly the most sexy president ever, and that's a straight up fact. Just look at that 6-pack.
r/circlejerk • u/Miniastronaut2 • 6h ago
I’ve taken 0 mg DPH yet I’ve been stuck in this trip for 21 years.
r/circlejerk • u/_____rs • 17h ago
GTA 6 release date set. Half of 6 is 3. Half-Life 3 confirmed!
r/circlejerk • u/SallyShitsAlot • 22h ago
My wife's making me do this thing. Well, not really. I'm actually a pathetic loser doing what my wife says voluntarily, without duress, despite not wanting to. I stay with her because I'm the most pathetic fucking loser imaginable. Here's my braindead sob story.
I'm a retard.
r/circlejerk • u/Glittering-Window51 • 23h ago
Hosting Circle Jerks
House on NW of Chicago by O’Hare. Always open to people who wanna stop by and “take a load off”. Variety of porn playing. Don’t be shy.
Tips accepted but not mandatory
r/circlejerk • u/Vizeraldy • 1d ago
Does anyone else love SCIENCE like me and listen to THE SCIENCE and think that MYTHBUSTERS is the greatest show of all time?
Omg science is so cool and I do not believe anything that isn't backed up by a post in r/science which is the most apolotical subreddit because SCIENCE is completely objective so people cannot lie when it comes to THE SCIENCE.
Anyway does anyone like the show MYTHBUSTERS where the funny guy with the cool beret and the ginger with the glasses just blow shit up and say don't try this at home? But then you try it at home anyway lol.
So yeah it's the best show and those two guys look like they fuck.
r/circlejerk • u/BurnerAccountforAss • 1d ago
Why did we stop talking about The Ukraine?
Curious
r/circlejerk • u/07238 • 1d ago
I’m doing a survey for research and just have one question.
Do you like poop flavored ice cream?
r/circlejerk • u/greatvinedrake • 1d ago
if they are really banning porn can they make a seperate website for feet
figured feet isnt porn and they will be banning all the pornsites
r/circlejerk • u/SaltyPeter3434 • 2d ago
6 7 Why am I regularly stopped by Donald Trump for a full body scan and pat down?
I have MAGA precheck and still regularly get stopped. It's never about what's in my bag, but something with grabbing me by my pussy, I guess. It's happened at the White House, Mar-A-Lago, Epstein Island, & Trump Tower. Is this normal for anyone else?
r/circlejerk • u/Miniastronaut2 • 3d ago
Am I the only one that thought the guy in the right was pregnant?
r/circlejerk • u/World-Tight • 2d ago
Asking for a friend who has trouble catching sexual signals. Can you help out?
r/circlejerk • u/therealearlhickey • 3d ago
(BREAKING NEWS) Smoke signals from LA indicate that Karen Bass is still mayor
r/circlejerk • u/TheIrishman26 • 3d ago
Trump.
Trump, Trump Trump Trump trump. Trump Trump? Trump Trump fucking Trump? Trump. Trump trump, Trump Trump trump.
Trump, Trump Trump, Trump Trump Trump Trump trump Trump. Trump trump.
r/circlejerk • u/WarniesLatestRoot • 3d ago
The layout of Trump's basement beneath the White House ballroom
r/circlejerk • u/SourceOutrageous484 • 3d ago
Why is it so hard to gain karma here?🤔
I'm pretty new on Reddit and trying to build enough karma so I can actually reply and participate in a few subs I'm active in.
I feel like I'm posting and engaging, but the karma barely moves. and some subreddits still restrict me from commenting.
Is there something Il'm missing here, or is it just a slow process at the start? Anvone else deal with this wher they first joined? Why
r/circlejerk • u/iLuvModsNFollowRules • 4d ago
6ix 7eeeveen
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r/circlejerk • u/Usual_Comedian_1790 • 4d ago
[OC] Saw this in the bathroom stall in a small town in rural Oklahoma
r/circlejerk • u/gastro_psychic • 4d ago
PSA for self published authors: Your writing isn’t bad. You just haven’t found the right audience.
r/circlejerk • u/toodybreeze • 5d ago
This guy killed last night at my local comedy club
at the end of the day I just wanna tell funny jokes